600 lbs of chimichangas, 4 pairs of assless chaps, 12 humiliating minutes on a casting couch, 117 script pages, 465 ad libs, 2 nerds, 7 magical unicorns, 3 good walls and a 4th that's broken, 42 rejection letters from FOX, 1 leaked video, and 783 million fans...for your consideration. TV Spot for Deadpool.