why the more they reveal, the stupider this looks. remember that Thunderbirds movie a few years ago with Ben Kingsley as the villain? this megabudget Joe doesn't seem to even attempt a personal heart or clever social satire (hello Iron Man!), so why waste 2 hours on a human version of the G-Force hamster movie? Instead of "reinventing" Joe/Cobra for a cheese director (after Van Helsing, they give him another $175 million for THIS, prior to bloat problems and marketing) Paramount could have simply emulated Marvel's original G.I.Joe comic book far more affordably, which would have allowed respectable characterizations for real actors and fun action. Remember the good ol' days of Luc Besson or John McTiernan? But no, instead we're "treated" to another random catalog of overwrought CG nonsense. and Marlon Wayans for you JarJar fans. Thankfully better summer movies will make up for this misfire (Star Trek, Terminator, Public Enemies)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Trailer
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Trailer
(2:13)