I think you're missing the point. The whole idea behind this movie is to include all the horror movie cliches and turn them up on their head. One thing you failed to notice is the typical band of characters - the virign, the whore, the jock, the stoner, and the nice guy. And of course the setting takes place in a cabin, in the woods. Now do you think they did this completely oblivious to all the obvious cliches? Considering that I think this trailer is very intriguing, and I am fond of the way Joss Whedon writes his stories. There's clearly a lot not being shown here, and supposedly this is going to be a glorious mind-fuck that pushes the bounds of the horror genre. All I see is a little sci-fi twist, and things "aren't as they seem." But still I'm hopeful; they may have something surprising here.

The Cabin in the Woods
Trailer
(2:26)

It is in fact a sequel to the film with Brenden Frasier, who was seemingly replaced by The Rock, and Josh Hutcherson is in both. I never even saw the first, but it looks like this is one of those instances where they made a sequel that's a good enough stand-alone film that you don't need to see the first to be able to follow. And what the hell is with The Rock doing so many sequels to films that he wasn't in in the first place? Fast Five, this, and then GI Joe II. The studios must believe he's a good draw right now. Well, at least he's more entertaining than Brendan Frasier. That much is certain.

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Trailer
(2:34)

I really hate the idea of two different high-profile movies being in production at the same time adapting the same story. At least the two films are polar opposites in terms of tone and the demographic they are reaching for, but it's still just silly to me to have them competing against each other. And I'm sure they rushed to get this trailer out considering Snow White and the Huntsman had theirs out already, and that one is another 3 months out. As much as I understand that these two films won't be competing in the box office together, the rivalry will still exist in the form of people's comparisons of both films. I'm just inclined to assume that they rushed this production just to be the first of the two films in theatres. Immortals was just released, and I for one don't think a director can deliver quality films that are released only 5 months apart. The shtick comedy seems lazy, not funny, and I hardly see much visual effects in the vain of Tarsem's grandiose style. Even if I completely disregard Snow White and the Huntsman, I still wouldn't see this campy piece of junk

Mirror Mirror
Trailer
(2:31)

I now have confirmation that I have no interest in this movie at all

The Hunger Games
Trailer
(2:36)

Very aware of that. Keep in mind that they're keeping the title of John Carpenter's film, and the story is essentially the same for the groups of characters involved in both, so comparisons are going to be made just as there always is with re-makes.... ALL CAPS TO CONVEY THAT I'M YELLING AT IDIOTS

The Thing
Red Band Trailer
(1:08)

The Dark Knight Rises
Trailer
(2:13)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Feature Trailer
(3:50)

The Thing
Red Band Trailer
(1:08)

Prometheus
Trailer
(1:08)

Battleship
Feature Trailer
(2:32)