What an absolutely horrible trailer.

The Skin I Live In
Feature Trailer
(2:13)

Horrible lighting, horrible audio, 50 Cent is a retard and you can actually see members of the crew standing by the bar, calmly watching while Danny walks down the stairs shooting a shotgun. Please tell me this is a joke.

Danny Trejo's Vengeance
Red Band Teaser Trailer
(2:30)

OH MY GOD DOES THIS TRAILER SUCK. This looks like some cheap high school project. Really freaking horrible. What the hell is wrong with all of these people that think, "Hey, I've seen a lot of films, I've even acted in a bunch, I can make a movie too." I've lost a lot of respect for Danny if this is what he comes up with as a filmmaker. The only way I see this turning out to be a decent film is if it actually turns out to be a parody film. I would say that I would buy it bootleg, but I don't even want the bootlegger to make money on this shitfest.

Danny Trejo's Vengeance
Red Band Teaser Trailer
(2:30)

I am surprised that I seem to be the only one that thinks this looks like it may be a good movie. I can't wait to see this one.

The Virginity Hit
Red Band Trailer
(3:18)

This looks really good. I can't wait.

The Goon
Promo Trailer
(2:36)

No matter how many different ways they try to re-edit their horrible footage, it still SUCKS. I wish I could have a lot of money and no talent too so I can hire a bunch of famous people to be in my crappy movie.

Danny Trejo's Vengeance
Red Band Teaser Trailer
(2:30)

This has got to be by far the dumbest movie on the face of the planet.

The Big Tits Zombie (Kyonyu Dragon)
Trailer B
(1:59)

This is a great trailer and looks like it will be a funny movie.

Operation: Endgame
Red Band Trailer
(2:07)

He said, "This tour is my last chance, I'm not giving up." Ummmmm, if your not giving up, why do you say that it is your last chance. This looks like it may be another good idea that will most likely be ruined by inexperienced filmmakers looking to rush to make a movie. I really want to root for it, but I don't think it will amount to much.

Suck
Trailer B
(2:10)

Okay, so I know that there is a band that may or may not be made of vampires. Other than that I have no idea what this movie is about based on the trailer.

Suck
Trailer
(2:58)

This looks like it could be a really good film. The trailer was great.

Sinners and Saints
Promo Trailer
(2:29)

dubai, you are a retard. Anyway, now that that is out of the way. This movie actually looks pretty good.

Young People Fucking
Trailer
(1:55)

I say they change the name of this film to "The idiots that thought this was a good idea for a film must die."

Suicide Girls Must Die
DVD Trailer
(0:33)

OH MY GOD WAS THIS A HORRIBLE MOVIE! I want the hour and a half of my life I wasted on this piece of crap back.

Lies & Illusions
Trailer
(1:45)

This is one of my FAVORITE movies. Such a great and unique idea, executed masterfully.

Lars and the Real Girl
Trailer
(2:29)

This seems like it may be a very interesting film.

$9.99
Trailer
(2:13)

So, I found the first ones to be kind of cute and entertaining. I look forward to seeing what this one has in store.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Trailer
(2:06)

OH MY GOD did this movie suck.

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
TV Spot - Now Playing II
(0:17)

This film just looks horrible. This looks like it may have been made by first-timer trust fund brats who thought it would be cool to buy a bunch of camera equipment and make a movie.

The Human Centipede
Trailer
(2:25)

I REALLY want to root for this film. There are probably a lot of very important topics discused (sorry, I can't spell today) in it. Unfortunately, based on the trailer, I'm not sure if it will be able to keep my attention. Oh look, shinny thing.

Casino Jack and the United States of Money
Webisode 4 - Citizens, Unite
(2:14)

How does Michael Jai White keep getting work? He sucks as an actor. Every line is forced and every expression is fake. The horrible CGI in the beginning is a tell tale sign that this will be another crappy B-movie.

Mortal Kombat: Rebirth
Short Film
(7:50)

This trailer has me confused as to whom this film is geared towards. The interesting videogame/comicbook look of it makes me wonder if this is going to be a cool and inovative idea, or cheesy anoyance.

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Trailer B
(2:33)

Coming this summer, Jack Black, doing the same crap he has done over and over again. BUT WAIT. This time he's in 3D.

Gulliver's Travels
Trailer
(2:26)

This looks like it will be an incredible film. Christopher Nolan is quickly becoming, if not already, one of my favorite filmmakers. I can't wait.

Inception
Featurette - First Look
(2:32)

Okay, okay, I'll admit it. The first movie scared me a little. This trailer scared me so much that I am now cowering under my covers while typing this and shaking in my batman underroos. What...their comfortable.

[Rec] 2
Feature Red Band Trailer
(2:08)

This looks like it could have a lot of potential. The trailer needs a little work though.

Casino Jack
Trailer
(2:07)

I can't wait for Armored 2...oh wait...I mean...what's this one called...I can never remember, THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME, and they are.

Takers
Theatrical Trailer
(2:15)

Yay, yet another big studio attempt to save their sinking ship with some half cooked scheme from yesteryear. They are already making a movie from the board game Battleship. Coming next year Easy Bake Oven IN 3D.

The Smurfs
Teaser Trailer
(0:53)

This actually looks like it will be a good film. Now I can learn the origins of my favorite pasttimes; internet porn and...well, something else I don't care to mention publicly.

Middle Men
Trailer
(2:29)

Alright Suicide Girls. Way to stay ahead of the trends. This whole reality T.V./movie thing is just getting going and it's definately a good idea to get in on it while the idea is new and fresh and not at all completely played to death and loathed by the general audience so much so that those involved in the reality TV/movie genre are shunned as the talentless ass clowns that they are....oh, wait.

Suicide Girls Must Die
DVD Trailer
(0:33)