Ninja Stealth Classes Didnt Pay Off for The Dark Knight

He spent all that time training in the mountains with Liam Neeson and what does Batman have to show for it?  Just a larynx full of gravel, apparently.  CollegeHumor released a video today showing that Batman’s ability to disappear while other people are talking still needs some work.  The sketch also features one of the [...]

Contest: Sideshow

If you've been to Comic-Con you've seen some of the insanely cool items from Sideshow Collectibles. Now's your chance to own one yourself without having to fork over any dough! In celebration of IRON MAN 2, JoBlo.com and Sideshow Collectibles are teaming up to give away this exclusive STEALTH IRON MAN bust! This would make a fantastic piece for your home, office, bathroom or basement where your girlfriend makes you... Read More...

Rob Cohen Bails on xXx Sequel and Goes Medievel

Rob Cohen is a definite hit-or-miss director and depending on your taste in films I would say he most often falls on the “miss” side of things with such recent releases as The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and Stealth. However, I don’t mind watching his original Fast and the Furious installment or even [...]

Tell Tale clip

I thought actor Josh Lucas might have the potential to be a "Next Big Thing", but while he's been in some high-profile movies... those movies have unfortunately been STEALTH and POSEIDON. Oops. He's taken it down in scale for the Poe-inspired horror flick TELL TALE, making its debut at the Tribeca film festival. The synopsis: Terry (Josh Lucas) is a struggling, single father whose life is finally looking up after becoming the recent recipient of a successful heart transplant. With... Read More...

New Trailer: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM -- Stealth? In a Batman game? Oh yeah.

The more I see and hear, the more convinced I am that "Batman: Arkham Asylum" is going to be the first "Batman" game to get it right. Yes, the early NES "Batman" games were alright and "Lego Batman" was as fun as all the other Lego games, but this is the first game that seems to understand the character's abilities beyond just throwing punches. As you can see from this new trailer, there's a heavy emphasis on stealth which makes a lot of sense for a guy that dresses in black and works at night. It makes even more sense if he's prowling around Arkham Asylum and the entire populace wants him dead. In addition to the stealth element, Batman will also have to do detective work. Gosh, it seems like even including the movies, this is the first "Batman" property to get it right since "The Animated Series". Oh, and who wrote the game? ...

Writing the Afterburn

The post-apocalyptic comic AFTERBURN is being adapted to feature film by producer/webslinger Tobey Maguire and noise machine Neal Moritz (of STEALTH, XXX and FAST AND FURIOUS infamy), and now the project has a writer. Matt Johnson is working on the script, and this makes me happy for a couple of reasons: he wrote INTO THE BLUE and TORQUE. While BLUE is a guilty pleasure (if only for bikini Alba and the underwater flaying of Josh... Read More...

Black Dynamite Red Band Movie Trailer 2 (What the What!?!)

“But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.” With this new red band trailer, Black Dynamite officially blazes its way onto the Most Anticipated List. Way back in July, the buzzing stealth passion project from writer/director, Scott Sanders, and writer/star, Michael Jai White, miraculously won me over by making exhausted, semi-ironic blaxploitation homage seem [...]

Cool Stuff: Stealth Iron Man Statue

Sideshow Collectables has Bowen’s new Stealth Iron Man polystone statue available for pre-order. Standing 14-inches, this intricately sculpted statue is cast in high-quality polystone, and is available for $179.99. The statue will ship in the 2nd quarter of 2009. Cool Stuff is a daily feature of slashfilm.com. Know of any geekarific creations or cool products which [...]