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CAPTION CONTEST: BERNIE SIGNED POSTER GIVE AWAY
With Bernie hitting theaters on 4/27, Millennium Films has provided TrailerAddict with 2 signed copy of the Bernie poster by Jack Black and Director, Richard Linklater to give away!

In the tiny, rural town of Carthage, TX, assistant funeral director Bernie Tiede (Jack Black) was one of the town's most beloved residents. He taught Sunday school, sang in the church choir and was always willing to lend a helping hand. Everyone loved and appreciated Bernie, so it came as no surprise when he befriended Marjorie Nugent (Shirley MacLaine), an affluent widow who was as well known for her sour attitude as her fortune. Bernie frequently traveled with Marjorie and even managed her banking affairs. Marjorie quickly became fully dependent on Bernie and his generosity, and Bernie struggled to meet her increasing demands. Bernie continued to handle her affairs, and the townspeople went months without seeing Marjorie. The people of Carthage were shocked when it was reported that Marjorie Nugent had been dead for some time, and Bernie Tiede was being charged with the murder.


Prizes: Two (2) signed copy of the Bernie poster by Jack Black and Director, Richard Linklater.

Contest Start: Now
Contest End: April 3rd

For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.

*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.

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by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:08PM
Caption #1
With these your vagina will smell of wild orchids being picked for the frist time.
by arjay | April 26, 2012, 10:08PM
Caption #2
Not even Jack Black's gift to Christopher Nolan of a penguin-themed soap basket could convince the director to cast him in the new Batman movie.
by John S. Boles | April 26, 2012, 4:06PM
Caption #3
Fine. If I can't help you with your bath you could at least enjoy the cookies.
by xrayholloway | April 26, 2012, 4:06PM
Caption #4
"Hi. I am selling cosmetics to help pay my way through college"
by xrayholloway | April 26, 2012, 4:09PM
Caption #5
"Um...$50 worth of lotions or what's in the box?" "Let's make a deal!"
by Libzan | April 26, 2012, 4:13PM
Caption #6
"Pleasure package to help us get started and dessert for later."
by Spaniard | April 26, 2012, 4:17PM
Caption #7
No thank you? It's the moustache, isn't it?
by xrayholloway | April 26, 2012, 4:23PM
Caption #8
"What's in the box?" "What's in the box?"
by IsaacA! | April 26, 2012, 5:45PM
Caption #9
So.........I heard you like to party.
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 5:58PM
Caption #10
Hello, is the man of the house in?
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:00PM
Caption #11
My car broke down. Mind if I come in and wait for the tow truck.
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:01PM
Caption #12
Hello I'm selling pleasure would you like some free samples?
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:04PM
Caption #13
With these your vagine will smell of wild orchids being picked for the first time.
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:11PM
Caption #14
This will take care of that sourdough smell.
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:13PM
Caption #15
Hi I'm here to pick up Jake.
by Philip Price | April 26, 2012, 6:23PM
Caption #16
Would you like some goodies and lotions? (Nacho Libre style)
by Special-K | April 26, 2012, 6:24PM
Caption #17
Hi I'm Sarahs birthday present to you. Just point me to the bedroom.
by E'MECH | April 26, 2012, 6:50PM
Caption #18
Hi, I'm with the Morman Church, would you like some maple syrup, chocolates and bathwash?
by spens | April 26, 2012, 7:00PM
Caption #19
Do you see the ninja behind Bernie? Neither did he.
by spens | April 26, 2012, 7:05PM
Caption #20
Being a wise man, Bernie came bearing gifts...
by Ryan1533 | April 26, 2012, 7:30PM
Caption #21
The Girl Scouts of America are really struggling to find members these days...
by kshee23 | April 26, 2012, 7:44PM
Caption #22
The first step to a thick mustache is....
by DudeGuy | April 26, 2012, 7:51PM
Caption #23
Hello, I'm Jerry Sandusky, Little Timmy's hygiene coach at school, i brought my kit with me i hope you dont mind...
by arjay | April 26, 2012, 10:05PM
Caption #24
Jack Black in a deleted scene from Tree of Life.
by arjay | April 26, 2012, 10:17PM
Caption #25
Nothing says "sorry for calling you a dirty whore" like a basket of soap.
by spens | April 26, 2012, 11:00PM
Caption #26
Following the star, Bernie came from the east, bearing gifts for the child.
by markodjurdjic | April 26, 2012, 11:33PM
Caption #27
You want to know how I got this job? Well, right after I kicked that poor dog over that bridge, I saw the error of my ways and discovered my true passion for feminine hygiene products. The day that burrito hit me...well that was just the best day of my life!
by Joshy C | April 27, 2012, 8:02AM
Caption #28
"Avon Lady calling!"
by drummernv | April 27, 2012, 8:22AM
Caption #29
I put the lotion in the basket... Now what?
by tattooalexander | April 27, 2012, 8:49AM
Caption #30
LEEROY .......JENKINSSS
by azientek | April 27, 2012, 8:58AM
Caption #31
Its a package deal: You get the lotions, the suprise box and the mustache!
by azientek | April 27, 2012, 9:01AM
Caption #32
Bernie puts the lotion on the skin
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:30AM
Caption #33
"You mean the car to my left....behind me.....is registered on the sexual predators list.........No,no,no - that is not my car."
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:34AM
Caption #34
"Come on, really? - you already own a basket of lotion AND and the box set of John Tesh CD's?"
by dwiltsey@verizon.net | April 27, 2012, 9:38AM
Caption #35
Good morning, I have a delivery for a Mr. Buffalo Bill from a Mr. Hannibal Lechter. It's a basket of lotion and a box of gourmet fava beans.
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:40AM
Caption #36
"I'm so excited I'm about to bust at the seams.....just look at the buttons on my shirt."
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:51AM
Caption #37
"Is there a car behind me - to my left?..........man, that lady from Mary Kay has been following me all day."
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:57AM
Caption #38
"No, I am not wearing a wire(?)........listen, I was told to put 'lotion - in - a - basket' ALONG with this box of moths and deliver it to this address.....you gonna sign from them 'princess'?
by BrettBell | April 27, 2012, 9:58AM
Caption #39
CORRECTION:
"No, I am not wearing a wire(?)........listen, I was told to put 'lotion - in - a - basket' ALONG with this box of moths and deliver it to this address.....you gonna sign for them 'princess'?
by brooze | April 27, 2012, 11:07AM
Caption #40
Hi, there! I had a little accident with some beads and was wondering if you could help me out?!
by tlind | April 27, 2012, 12:06PM
Caption #41
Hi, would you like to enjoy a bubbly and this mystery prize?
by Johnston | April 27, 2012, 10:56PM
Caption #42
Mitt is very sorry about your recent rape, however these soothing salts should remind you that Joesph Smith is our Lord and hopefully abort that abominable fetus
by cheesecakelabotomy | April 28, 2012, 5:57PM
Caption #43
" Seriously, own up to your eccentricities and stop using my shipping address for this stuff. "
by Lazerface | April 28, 2012, 7:34PM
Caption #44
Pleasentries
by andyo | April 28, 2012, 10:42PM
Caption #45
It puts the lotion on my skin?
by Zubin | April 28, 2012, 11:16PM
Caption #46
The babysitter is here !
by theAmeRicankid | April 29, 2012, 11:40PM
Caption #47
Friend Zone Level: Over 9000
by Stoney | April 30, 2012, 3:30AM
Caption #48
Sorry I missed our anniversary sweetheart.
by kshee23 | April 30, 2012, 10:43AM
Caption #49
Back Rub? :) :) :) :)
by randeez | April 30, 2012, 2:07PM
Caption #50
It puts the lotion on its skid or else it gets the hose again.
by randeez | April 30, 2012, 2:09PM
Caption #51
I'm glad you're wearing glasses cause I think my bottom button is about to pop off
by leatherslinky | April 30, 2012, 7:16PM
Caption #52
I like to welcome everyone to the neighborhood with a pie and some sensual massage oils.
by Yev | May 1, 2012, 7:40AM
Caption #53
I was listening Timberlake's song, so I decided to bring you something in the box. Would your like some ky with that?
by Yev | May 1, 2012, 7:41AM
Caption #54
Do you think my mustache tickles when I kiss? The answer is - Only slightly.
by Stevenatlarge | May 1, 2012, 1:10PM
Caption #55
I'm hand delivering an aplogy gift backet to everyone who went to see "Gulliver's Travels". Enjoy!
by Stevenatlarge | May 1, 2012, 1:12PM
Caption #56
You'll need the lotion basket for what I got you in the box.
by Stevenatlarge | May 1, 2012, 1:14PM
Caption #57
Top Hat Penquin says: "it rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again".
by Stevenatlarge | May 1, 2012, 1:16PM
Caption #58
Flowers for a first date are so cliche.
by Stevenatlarge | May 1, 2012, 1:17PM
Caption #59
Sorry, there's only one cookie left. I got hungry on the drive over.
by Kerwin | May 2, 2012, 10:02AM
Caption #60
Gift basket from Gabriel Iglasias.
by randeez | May 3, 2012, 7:47AM
Caption #61
Does this mustache make me look fat?
by Brian Lowery | May 3, 2012, 10:43AM
Caption #62
"By law, I am supposed to inform you that I am moving into the neighborhood. Here is a complimentary Bath and Bodyworks gift set and brownies. Please tell your kids to stay at least 50 feet away from my house at all times. Have a nice day, neighbor"
by Zubin | May 5, 2012, 7:53AM
Caption #63
Lets just say its not a box full of chocolates.
by Josue | May 11, 2012, 12:52PM
Caption #64
(in a nacho libre accent) Plis Encarnacion, ay left da lucha libre tu bi wit ju. En brat ju sum sop en a presen tu chou ju mai lof.
by eep!!! | May 17, 2012, 6:23PM
Caption #65
Mentos, the freshmaker!
by BrettBell | June 7, 2012, 1:39PM
Caption #66
SERIOUSLY?!
I love this site, but what is up with the NO REPSONSE on a winner for your contests?
And - That "Awesome Wheelbarrow Racer" video keeps automatically playing (getting kind of annoying). But other than that .............you guys rock!

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