I think you misunderstood me when I said I wanted lasersights.

"Sticks and stones wont break your bones eh? We'll see about that soon..."

...Just remember what I learned in Legend of Zelda...

Now, when I count to three!!!!! :-)

Dang It! I got some Greece in my eye!

Glowing arrow soar in flight, hit your target with all your might!

Take this Ganon!

Stupid, draw back your bow -- and let, your arrow go.

Practicing for the the Olympic Archery of light competition!

Welcome to the party. Yippie Kiae Mother...

I DO TOO have superpowers!!!

Hawkeye who?

Some of us don't need to attach Boxing Gloves to our arrows to get the job done.

“I got to dress up in clunky clothes and run around Canada with a bow and arrow for half a year. I totally agree with you Orlando, it's hell!"

It's time my years of larping paided off. Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

Are you sure that's the same stuff you made the last arrow with?

Darn blackflies!!!

After 6 entrances to underworld, with 6 well known bandits and one tough bull. I think I can handle one little old king Hyperion.

Damn this arrow is shinny

The arrrow is so bright it is blidning my left eye.

Theseus got creative when hanging Christmas lights around Ancient Greece during the holidays.

C'mon....C'mon...I have to win that pink teddy bear!

Man, this leather is tight.

Time to shove this arrow up his ass!

This is Olympus!

Robin Hood can suck my pointy stick.

"I shall follow in your footsteps Robin, John Rambo, Legolas, Neyriti, Guinevere and last but not least....Chewbacca"

You've been.... Thunderstruck!

Step Three: Pull arrow back. Done.
Step Four: Say catchphrase. Oh crap I knew I forgot something!

Damn, I should have worn some deoderant,

In the all new retelling, Cupid gets electric arrows.

Super Cupid

Cupid's back, and this time, it's personal.

Camera one, camera two. Camera one, camera two.

Seriously; don't move. The apple keeps wobbling.

You'll shoot your eye out; you'll shoot your eye out!

Say Chesse!

Why did I buy these glowing arrows! I can hardly hold my eyes open to aim!!!

Superman will not survive with this!

I feel like glass arrows just aren't the way to go

If you love her, give her gold. If not give her diamond...

Green Arrow can kiss it

The day Greece opened its first Lowe's, Theseus rejoiced in the fact that he could now convert his 160 watt glowing arrows to the low light-energy conserving fluorescent arrows shown here as he aims it straight and true at Home Depot for causing blindness in his left eye.

Are you feeling lucky? Well, are you? ..... Pluck!

Robin Hood ain't got nothin on me!

Do you have any idea how F*cking hard it is to fire a CGI arrow?

Who knew anyone ever used the arrow of light they got from scouts.

For Christmas this year all Theseus wanted was a set of Arrows made from the bones of Vampires, because they sparkle when sunlight hits them.

THIS !!!!! IS !!!! FOR !!!! LEONIDAS !!!!!!!!

Wii has really come a long way! These arrows look so realistic!

if this were a michael bay film, id shoot you with this, and you'd explode....lemmie shoot that apple off your abs, dont worry, im a great shot.

I cant believe I got this at Tiffanys...

My contacts need an upgrade. Everything is blurry

Wait! Don't move, look right at the arrow and wait for the flash!

Get you some!!

I've got my eye on you...

"Eat you heart out, Gerard Butler. Yo, Mickey! NOW you're a broken down piece o' meat!"

Theseus suddenly regrets having accidently stolen the Bow of Gaga.

Right in the Pie Hole!!

wheres the props manager?.. he told me the arrows came seperate!

One shot for Immortality

After I kill you, can you please return my arrow!

C'mon C'mon...I need to win the pink teddy bear for Athena!

Joke's on you this is a dumdum arrow.

Let's see Orlando Bloom do this......

One lightning rod enema coming up dear old dad.

Hawkeye and Green Arrow aint got nothin on me!

This arrow is just a figment of your imagination... If you believe it can't hurt you then don't move.

Pow! Right in the kisser!

This is SO illegal.

No one, and I mean no one, kills my ride!

Aim to mame ...

This business has hit a bit of a dry spell lately, so I think I'll take my time ...

Ready to be fabulous?

Little did Theseus know, the arrows would bring its victim love instead of death ...

Mom always loved you more. But so does this arrow.

As soon as he walks out of the bathroom, he'll find he has a bigger bowel problem to worry about ...

I'll show him "weaksauce."

This is SO going on YouTube.

Hazing gone wrong ...

Hit a Verizon phone this time, Theseus, or you are fired!

Hmm, the tip looks penetrating, but the shaft could use more polish.

"Should've bought the cammo arrows, the deer are going to see this a mile away"

Artificial insemination: The Movie

Do you want me to hit you or the apple, Alright then Stay still

My precious, oh my precious.

Lightning Bolt!

If that Elf sold me a arrow shaped glow stick, we're in trouble.

These neon arrows sure come in handy against light infantry.

If growing up in a family with 8 brothers taught me anything it is to fight for your dinner! Here kitty kitty...

I've got my mind set on you, I got my mind set on you!!

I know they said we'd have to get our own food but this is ridiculous!!

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!

is aim assist on?

Kneel before Zod?...HA! Kneel before Theseus!!!

We'll show you who's flaming!

This will be a beautiful death.

Robin Hood Can Kiss My ARROW!

Cupid said any arrow would do. I hope this works.

I KNOW I HAVE NO NECK.

itsssss abooooooout.... this long-yeah... this long.

Yeah I know, Cupid typically wears more pink...

If you can't dance naked in front of your enemy, a sexy wink will always leave your enemy off-guard and defenseless.

Ooooh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Finally...a glistening arrow specifically designed to kill those annoying glistening vampires. Suck this Justin Bieber!

Hasta La Vista Baby!

This was a lot easier on the Nintendo Wii.

You guys see an arrow there, right? Good. So I'm not crazy...

My glasses!!!! I knew I forgot something.

Don't worry...I'll hit the apple.

gotta..get.. that .jfk ..shot

How "You" Doin?

"If I close one eye i'll hit the apple this time, I promise"

Back atcha', Babe.

"subconscious security"

"Say Hello to My Little Friend!!!"

I bet Robin Hood can't split this arrow in half!!

"I HAVE THE POWER!"

Ok ... steady... This time try not to poke your self in your eye again..

"NUTSHOT."

"The eye of the enemy is moving".

Damn! This glowing arrow makes it so hard to be sneaky!

'Rise and rise again until lambs become lions''.

C'mon Justin Bieber... a little closer

And if I close my left eye, the arrow gets all glowy.

Thesus suddenly regrets filling in for Cupid during his vacation. Stuipd arrows....he only nicked Kim Kardashian. 72 days later his mistake was revealed.

Arrow tracer rounds

It's all fun iand games till someone pokes their eye out!

It's all fun and games till someone pokes their eye out!

Modern Warfare 3's new weapons package.

I wish this arrow wasnt show shiny, i cant see a THING!

Leonidas at least had 300 men...

Heres for sleeping with my wife!!!

Zeus gave me two eyes, but I only need one to finish you.

No I did not wink at you, it's just a nervous twitch that I get on Camera.

Team Edward, Team Jacob, PFFT How about team Theseus.

Good thing I did not skip archery lessons at Hero School or boy would I look Foolish.

No...out of all the people in the world my wife had to be the one !

Fortunately the Gods saw fit to grant me a spare! Unecessarily of course, I'm just closing the one. It's actually still there.

Hey babe, hold still.

Say hello to my little friend.

Me thinks the someone spiked my drink...

You know... someone could make a great exercise machine out of this someday... and they should call it... the Flexible Bow!

As soon as that guy bends over... I'll show him the light at the end of the tunnel...

now...how am I supposed to kill four guys with one arrow?Think - Multiplicity!!!

Before Superman ever put on the suit, he tried his hand at becoming an archer.

You've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Don't move your head, you'll drop the apple.

Kim Kardashian, this is your cupid's arrow....NOT!

Winning!

Trust me. This is exactly how they did it on Jackass.

Trust me. This is exactly how they did it on Jackass.

They bring a knife.... You bring a gun.
They bring a gun, ...You bring a bow and arrow.
That's the Chica ... wait !!!

U think this is shiny and long....zzziiippp.

Just keep the apple on your head.

Lets see Robin Hood split this one in half!

Noooooo!!! Multi-Arrow +3, not Magic Missle 1 /sigh

Shiney Arrows!!! Count your kills in the dark!

Bet this will kill that shiney vampire!

Hey Jerry! Look at my arrow!

Oh wow what is that? It's neat.

Cocaine Arrows, man!

Dont Worry babe you will feel me!!!

Say, "This is Sparta!" one more time. I double-dare you...

Say, "This is Sparta!" one more time. I double-dare you...

Can you see me now?

Battle Armour: $1,000
Magic Bow: $5,500
HAving people caption this photo: Priceless

LAST time I came in, I ordered a large caramel frappuccino with EXTRA whip cream, which it CLEARLY was NOT.

Now... where's my free coffee?

"I think he said, 'My QUEEN!'"

Hey Clooney, this is how you REALLY give hard working grunts 'the shaft'.

The Greeks wore leather armor, renowned for their innovations in war and logic. The Mayans got so good at it they were able to form one of the most powerful, early civilizations. Blacks formed tribes and later 'integrated' into almost every aspect of the global community. Asians continue to advance science and technology as a culture founded on clashing dynasties. Rednecks still shoot deer and drink beer.

The bow and arrow: timeless.

I voted, now give me my damned STICKER.

Shiny Bow and Arrow: Free
Shooting the apple off Bieber's head: Free
Missing the apple: Priceless.

"COME AT ME, BRO!".

Explosive Arrow is SO yesterday.

immortality of the soul

You feeling lucky, punk?

Dang I wish I hadn't already used my Black Arrow

ooooiiiiiiiii!!!!! I can't believable!

(Off Camera)...Chocolate Raaainnnnn......

Of course i'm not using hax.

God, it is so difficult to make a serious face with the imaginable arrow while pretending holding it

Thaaaats it Bieber...just a little closer

the only way to kill a shiny gay vampire, is with a shiny arrow

You move... you bleed!!!

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOUR TO BLAME, YOU GIVE GODS A BAD NAME.

Crap, if only i knew how to aim this would look alot cooler...