What do you mean you forgot my Floaties???

HEY! Where is that reach-around you promised -- wait...are you filming this?!

"Why didnt anyone tell me this was a re-make of Deliverance?"

You should know, I really don't know how to drive a boat.

WOULD YOU STOP POKING ME FOR GODSAKE !!!!

I think I broke my $hiT

Woo-hoo...do NOT go in there!

Great...that's just great. 14,000 rivers in this county and you pick the one infested by giant man-eating SHARKS!

We're gonna need a bigger...inflatable raft.

I tired of these monkey fighting sharks surrounding this Monday to Friday island!

Check out my "O" face.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyy youuuuuuuuuuuu guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssss!!!!!

Yo, BRO-SEPH! Do you SEE that GNARLY Shark??? The DUDE was all like... (shows face) Totally NOT COOL, BRA.

What do you mean you forgot my hair gel???

I wanna ROCK!!!

WHAT KIND OF BASKETBALL COURT IS THIS!!?

We have to go back, I forgot my floaties.

GET TO THA CHOPPER!!!

ARRR...me looking for the Black Pearl.

"DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!"

HEYYY!!! Put your cell phone on vibrate.

When I said hold on tight, I meant around my waist!!!

*Hacking sounds*
Freakin' bugs!

and just like that, Jake found out what it felt like to get an enema by a shark!

Ok, it's official. This is no longer a 'sexy summer weekend'.

"Joe, What do you mean 'I can't quit you'!"

I got your Linda Blair right...HERE!

This... is... SPARTA!!!

... to Rosie O'Donnell

NOOOOO...THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TAN LINES!!!!

Agent: I didn't tell you Shark Night was a 3 picture deal?
Actor: NOOOOOOOO

Larry suffered permanent facial damage from walking into glass doors multiple times.

200 miles from the nearest bathroom, and the ultimate bean breakfast burrito strikes back.

Hey! Whaddaya mean I got a real purrdy mouth?!!

Damnit!!! The Kardashians are everywhere!!

Hey everyone let's go skinny dipping.

See this is what happens when you show them the script first!

My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... the passengers in his car looked like this!

Swim Bitch! Swiiiimmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Hurry Jersey Shore is on!

Wassup!!

Jaws 2.0 bitch!

Michael Scott left The Office? Whaaaaaat?

I AM AQUAMAN!!!!!

I just saw a bunch of grenades skinny dipping!!!!!

His biggest fear turned to reality as Snooki wearing her thong yelled "Cannonball!!"

Whaaaa!!!! Sharks!!! throw a minute maid

Need a moment? take it with twiz

THOSE KARDASHIANS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!

ohhh see that trailer trash back there, argghh i think i just jizzzed...

OUCH CHARLIE! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!

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Actor: Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
ahhhhhhhhh.. How much longer am I gonna have to do this?

Director: Just a few more seconds, we almost got the shot!

Actor: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
(Continues screaming)

Second Unit Director: Ummm.. So you know we got the shot right?

Director: Oh yeah, we got it the first take. But he thinks we are still rolling.

Actor: ahhhhhh..... Did you get it yet?!

Director: Nope! Keep Screaming!

Second Unit Director: What did he do to you?

Director: Oh! He took the last bagel this morning, so this is payback.

Second Unit Director: Took the last Bagel! What a jerk!

Director: I know right... Okay, keep screaming for just a couple of more minutes.

Is this SH*T CREEK, I don't have a paddle!!!!!!!

Josh watched the video from the ring and 7 days later....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlrighty then!

Dude, Throw me a grape. I'll totally catch it in my mouth

The only way to beat the sharks is to make really scary faces!

"I told you, I don't look like Stiffler....!!"

I knew I shouldn't have said I be right back

Maybe, if I make an ugly face it won't know I am the pretty boy

They always said abstinence can save your life......unfortunately Dennis never listened

"THIS WAS THE BIGGEST BOAT I COULD FIND!!"

Why didn't you tell me there was an opening in twilight?!?!

what do you mean LUNCH HAS BEEN CANCELLED DO TO A LACK OF HUSTLE???

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, FIIIIII-GAAAAAAA-ROOOOOOOOOO

Holy crap this a 2d screen that means you can't see whats coming.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SEE! Shut up! I told you I will turn this canoe around!

"I!...think I just locked my Jaw." (OH no JAWS!!!!)

Squirrel !!!!!!!!!

No one in the swamp would argue. Horseface was truly the best when it came to rowing a boat.

I JUST FARTED!!!!!!!!!!

GOT ANY GUM?

Oh My G_D!!!! Is that the Token Black Guy!!!!! RUN!!

ahhhhhhhhhh-yells @ David Ellis

OMG!!! Gervais is hosting the Golden Globes again!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......THEY POSTPONED THE ROAST OF CHARLIE SHEEN!!!

How do like my fish eye! ;-)

How rednecks catch swamp bugs.

OMG did you just sneeze on me? your freaking sick

HECK YEAH i'm on the next season of swamp people!!!!!

I forgot my water wings!

FUCK! I'v forgot to check my facebook today!

*Chewbacca roar*

Oh God Not lady gaga

We would stop going in circles if "one" of us would STOP PADDLING ON THE RIGHT!

While floating down the river, Ben remembered that he forgot to set his DRV recording and will now be behind on both Pretty Little Liars and Secret Life of the American Teenager.

I think there's something stuck between my teeth...can you see it?

....8....9....10... Ready or not here I come!!

I told you I could almost bite my back.

DOODIE!!!!!!

Dammit kids...don't make me turn this boat around!

I've never drowned before!

HEYYYYYY!! does this seadoo actually have an engine...because I'm screwed!

NO! Don't make me do another high school Musical!

My mom always said if I kept making silly faces, it would get stuck that way.....I Shoulda Listened!

Look, Julie's top fell off!

I have this terrible itch on my shoulder

Look mom, no cavities!

I can quit sea dooing anytime, I don't need an intervention!

This is the peak of my acting career?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EHH!! I wanna go FAST!

HEYYY! Are there sharks in this water?

Why is there a camera man in my canoe?!

Do I have food in my teeth?

Wait, This is where they filmed Anaconda??

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Dude! what's mine say?.....SWEET!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 3-D is crazy bra

Dude that better be a banana in your pocket!

I just shart.ed. I'm sorry

Bad news is that we're about to get eaten by a big shark. The good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.

I said two fingers not one!

I can make it. It's a seadoo not a seadont.

Hurry they're giving out free penut butter snickers!

lets see

I already pulled over! I can't pull over any further!

That's not a war face! THIS IS A WAR FACE!!!

ROW!!! We're gonna miss the Jersey Shore!!!

dude! please tell me that my hair looks good...

ahhh...a shar-pei..!!!

dude close your mouth, somethings gonna fly in there...or it already did