What's got you so blue?

"Come on my brotha get back in bed"

excuse me where's the kitty litter?

- Jake, your skin is so soft! What is your secret?
- I scrub my body with ikran poop...shhh here is my secret spot!

Girl: whats the matter
Man: i didnt know my penis was blue

IF YOU LIKE MY COMMENT PUT A 2 AT THE END OF YOURS

"I'm sorry Bella, I have to resist my instincts."

He is pondering why his movie lost to "The Hurt Locker" in six oscar nominations.

"You saved how much by switching to Geiko."

"Are you sure you didn't hear what I said?"

She couldn't help but be repulsed that the "V for Vagina" joke had gone this far.

Her: would you like to meet James Cameron?

Him: No...Not right now. Plus i hear he's a dick

How do humans have sex?

it's ok. it happens to everyone

I sense a disturbance. Something just isn't right here...did I really just mate with a blue cat woman?

Jake, it just happens. To everyone. Don't worry about it...

Jake Sully: Curse James Cameron for the pain he's put me through!

Neytiri: Shush! It's up to him if we live in a sequel!
*looks up to the sky*
He didn't mean it!

"Be quiet, woman. Can't you see I'm making my serious face."

Try to relax. This will feel...a little weird.

Neytiri- "What are you looking at Jake?

Jake- "Dozens of people..looking through a window and typing on some sort of console... "

Neytiri-"What?!"

there is always time for lube!!!!

How could you gauge you ears out like that, you look rediculous.

I told you to stop calling me John Smith

What's with the white dots on your face? You look like a smurf with acne.

"Seriously, Neytiri, who's next....Tiger Woods?"

I turned to you!!!! Turn to me!!!

Dont move!, THERES SOMETHING IN YOUR EAR!

You said perfect weather for S U R Fing.... right?

Do you ever feel... not so fresh?

Women -"I'ts ok you can try to win the next one"

Man--" But this caption contest was so important to me!"

Dammit woman I don't want to see you.

Didn't they tell you? Everyone gets spayed and neutered here.

I, I just can't forgive myself for Terminator Salvation.

Papa Smurf will see you now Jake Sully

Jake: Dammit woman, hold on a minute...am trying to find where my package is on this body.

Girl: This isnt the time to look, do it in private.

Jake: How else am i supposed to tame the beast ?

You know Neytiri I may quit the Na'vi and join the Ar'mi !!!

Neytiri: What is it?
Jake: I just got an erection in my ponytail!!

Jake, do not worry...the ThunderSmurfs can live in harmony with the sky people.

Did you just fart?

she said-"it's alright"
he said- "i swear, this has never happened before."

So wait...your telling me that I have to mate with the bird and the horse and you with...with my hair?

There's nowhere I'd rather be, but right here, with you...

You hear that? It's the sound of hundreds of overly-anal internet critics trying to reprimand our cutting edge visuals for a not-intended-to-be-life-altering story.

Dramatic Na'vimunk!

What? We didn't win Best Picture?

Neytiri: "What do you mean Tsu'tey won't be in Avatar 2?"
Jake: "Tee Hee!!"

Neyturi: What is it, Jake? What's wrong?
Jake: I had this horrible dream. I mean, I was still in this enchanting place with brave warriors, mystical creatures and arrogant humans who thought they could have whatever they wanted but...but...
Neyturi: Doesn't sound too bad to me.
Jake: That's what I would have thought too! But everything was just so dim and out of focus. It's almost as if it could have been just as lavish as Pandora and ended up a disaster just by trying to look like it. It even cost me five extra atokirinas to gain admittance and it was obviously for a cheap, last minute renovation.
Neyturi: At least you're not inhabiting a world that gives it's very title character nothing more than a 5-minute cameo.

I know you've got a bad case of the blues, but think about me.

Colonel Quaritch: LLEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JJJEEENNNNKKKKIIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!!!
Girl: What is that?
Jake: Shit, he just ran in.

I'm sorry, it was my first time, and I'm not used to the idea of a onytail as my penis.

Girl: Did you seriously just fart?
Guy:No... I pooped!

"I should have used a condom...."

Don't be pissed at me, you're the one who chose to look like a giant anime smurf!

What is it Jake?
Is it just me, or does this paint on my face look like a woman going spread eagle?

I dare you to look down right now.

What's wrong?
I can't remember who got voted off American Idol this week!

What's wrong Jake? Did my ponytail not satisfy you last night?

"pardon me, would you happen to have any grey poupon"?

You're in the Na'vi now.

On my way here, I saw my reflection off a piece of glass. Did you know I was blue this whole time?

Neytiri: What is it Jake?
Jake: I could've had a V8...

Neytiri: Jake. What the hell is that in your ear?

Are you telling me that if I wear this headpiece long enough, it will stain my face orange too?

did you also drink to much Curacao yesterday ?

''Jake....is it true?? The Sky People told me I could save 15% by switching to Geico.''

Neytiri: you havnt been a Na'vi for long have you? You have no earwax !

We should have listened to Willy Wonka and not eaten that chewing gum.

"What is it Jake?" "I just can't get over the racism of the blue man group"

Jake, tell me when your gonna fire one off.
You almost got me

Hold still, you still have a little something on your face.

It's okay, it happens to a lot of guys

Excuse me, are you Hefty Smurf?

We all have bad case of blue balls!!!

Neytiri: "What happened between you and Tsu'tey?"

Jake Sully: "Lets just say our hair got tangled up..."

Tsu'tey: ...

You locked the car, right?

Don't worry it happens to all morally torn paraplegic marine avatars once in a while.....let's cuddle.

Talk about a severe case of blue balls.

Don't worry, everything looks bigger in 3D.

Jake, it's like in "Demolition Man," except here we use our hair. Do we need to have the ikrans and woodsprites talk again?

Why are we blue and not red?

Neyney : "What's the matter blueberry?"
Jack : "I just saw Pocahontas... I got news for you."

Neytiri: Honey, I'm just not in the mood. Don't be made.

Jake: Talk about blue balls.

Hey let me see that cool necklace of yours?

I got it from an Avatar Happy meal from McDonalds!

PLEASE Don't say "Release The Kracken"!!!

"Hold still warrior king, your braid is unraveling."

Calm down... Gargamel is just a myth.

And, that is how you play the cat game. Meow, do you have any other questions?

Okay.......what...is growing out....of your ear?

What is this World of Warcraft you speak of? And, why must you go "pwn noobs"?

Hey, "Would you rather just give up?" was a rhetorical question.

'What's wrong? You're looking... blu--. Sad, you're looking sad..."

So, how's about that blue job?

Hello? Jake, you can't just disconnect from your Avatar every time we have an argument!

Here we call it obtanium.

If you build it, Blu-Ray, they will Blu-come

My what big ears and eyes you have grandma.

girl: what is that?
boy: thats the money i could be saving if i switch to geico.

SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODYS WATCHING ME....

"...it's just..your the only female smurf...how can I possibly trust you.."

you realize that we bang EVERYTHING with our hair?!

"The Hurt Locker? Seriously?"

"Jake,what's wrong?"
"I don't know if the sequel will do better than the first... I mean... it will be cheaper... but story?... I don't know..."

"You OK?"
"I think my human body is peeing"

It's ok, I don't care that I'm really twice your size.

Jake: I can't have sex with you...
Neytiri: Is it cuz im black?

-Jake, whats wrong?
-I can't fly the dragon cause these dreads are extensions...

-Jake...what's the problem?
-I just don't get why they sent Ari Gold to make decisions for the entire human race

-Jake...whats going on?
-I don't no. I just have this feeling that im trapped in the movie Fern Gully

I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!

Gosh, I don't know what to say...... Sorry

Wow....your arms are huge!

Yeah.... I work out

So, If I get embarassed. Will I turn purple?

Nobody told me I would have a giant V tattoo on my face

Jake: "Let me guess, your brother is betting his best bows on the ikran."

Did you hear that the smurfs are amassing an army to prove they are the only blue creatures in the universe?

Are you blushing??!!

Aw Zeuks! You're forehead leather left a tan line.

I'll never make fun of blue balls again.

I'm cheating on you...with my bird.

Did you just call me Smurfette? Who the heck is Smurfette?

Look at all those poeple out there...with those ridiclous 3-D glasses on.

Gandalf would know what to do.

Whats wrong?

'Whats wrong?" you said you were gonna was my loin cloth...

and i did.

yea ya did in urine! now i gotta fight smelling like bird pee >.<

Don't worry, Jake. Your prostate is fine.

Girl: Don't tell me you are thinking of giving the DVD to someone other than this commenter..?

Man: Shh.. I'm still thinking.

Dream?! This is a nightmare!

Excuse me! Please let me go, I have to go and play football with the browns

Sorry Smurfette, but Gargamel has gone too far this time.

Netyri - I'll let you do whatever you want to me after this.

Jake - Outstanding!

Yes, I'm afraid I do like Pina Colada's but I do not like being caught in the rain!

It's cause I'm blue, isn't it!!!

Excuse me, there's no toilet paper in the loo...

... seriously... the closest thing to the Na'vi I had ever seen... was the Blue Man Group in Vegas!

I'm just wondering... if this body is new, how come my nose looks like I just did 10 rounds with Mike Tyson?

It's not that I don't see you... it's that I'm not in "see" with you.... trust me... in my language... it makes sense..

I've seen Cameron's films... if we keep this relationship going... I'm going to end up hanging on a door in the middle of the ocean... no thanks!

One cannot simply walk into Pandora.

I'm your Huckleberry!

Sears decided to recruit workers from another world and this is how the Blue Crew came to be.

What, Jake? You found someone who... HASN'T seen Avatar?

"I auditioned for Avatar 2... I didn't get the part."

Are we there yet?

Deep Thoughts, by Jake Avatar.

wait....I think my human body is taking a crap.

wait.. your avatar is much better than mine..

Jake: The Na'vi know how to photobomb too?!

I knew I should have taken the red pill...

Look, "The Hurt Locker" won't even stand the test of time.

(sigh!) I'm sorry Neytiri, but I realized that I can't live in a world without High-Fives.

girl: omg your blue

man:omg your blue to

girl:i told you drinking tht goatmilk was a bad idea

Man: enough alrdy at least you dont have a big v on your head

Girl: would you stop tht guybehind us is starring

Man hes starring because om naked and im blue

man in the backround: wht oh i was looking for my pants

damn it i new you where cheatin get away

"God, what now!....can't she see I'm posing dramatically for the close up shot?"

Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?

Worst. Acid Trip. Ever.

"I hate those 'Sex and the City' hoes. Lets mine this planet and use the profit to destroy their evil empire!"

Jake, don't do that you'll go blind!!!

excuse me did you farted ???

Did you have number 22? They are now serving number 22. Don't hey have deli's where your from?

wait wait!, you have a little smuch right here.

Why are you feelin so blue?

You can do anything...be anything...if you believe.

It's ok, we all fart fog...

Don't go into the light!

It's not.....my prostate.......I'm worried bout.... My......lungs...............cant..........breathe!
*gasp*

Sigourney Weaver: that explains the blue skin

It's okay, everyone poops in a box....

Careful you don't turn pink!

Her: What is it?!
Him: Squirrel...

jake: "I see you...but unfortunately, we won't be seeing the blue man group like i promised..."

Did you wax ?

Introducing... a whole new level of Vonage!

You shall not pass

great movie

Its just that I am not used to a blue landstrip, let alone while those dudes are watching.

Only you can prevent forest fires, Jake...Only you.