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CAPTION CONTEST: ARMAGEDDON BLU-RAY CONTEST
With Armageddon coming to Blu-Ray on April 27th, Touchstone Home Entertainment has provided TrailerAddict with three copies of the Blu-ray to give away!

From the blockbuster-making team who produced and directed Pearl Harbor and The Rock (Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay) comes Armageddon, available for the first time on Blu-ray™ High- Definition! Armageddon is a meteor storm of actionadventure moviemaking that has you on the edge of your seat forgetting to breathe!


Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of Armageddon on Blu-ray.

Contest Start: Now
Contest End: April 27th.

For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.

*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.

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by slipsour001 | April 15, 2010, 5:44PM
Caption #1
"Who ate my corndog?"
by kshee23 | April 15, 2010, 6:53PM
Caption #2
It's official... I'm Pregnant.
by JJRO | April 17, 2010, 10:26AM
Caption #3
We saved that camel's back! Now... the Earth.
by zyxomma | April 15, 2010, 3:44PM
Caption #4
You want me to stick this where?!
by killy27 | April 15, 2010, 3:48PM
Caption #5
I'm trying to fathom how you managed to get it all the way up there.
by bubbatwo420 | April 15, 2010, 3:48PM
Caption #6
What the hell is this, a metaphor?
by Derek Chock | April 15, 2010, 3:52PM
Caption #7
Give me the information I asked for or you will never get the straw to your Capri Sun.
by Avengers | April 15, 2010, 3:56PM
Caption #8
Whose idea was it to bring straws on this ship ?
by darthmarsh777 | April 15, 2010, 3:58PM
Caption #9
We got the straw, who has the powder?
by JohnnyJohnJohn | April 15, 2010, 3:59PM
Caption #10
stop the bomb; or this goes in your pee hole!
by Mexicano | April 15, 2010, 4:00PM
Caption #11
We are in space, why the hell do i need a straw!
by LtMcClane | April 15, 2010, 4:00PM
Caption #12
You know what has to be done, Affleck. This is going up your ass the easy way, or the hard way.
by Spaniard | April 15, 2010, 4:04PM
Caption #13
I wish you'd told me where this was BEFORE I took my gloves off.
by jed i | April 15, 2010, 4:05PM
Caption #14
What's a 'continuum transfunctioner'?
by slickster | April 15, 2010, 4:07PM
Caption #15
Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!
by louielouie11224 | April 15, 2010, 4:08PM
Caption #16
Wll Patton: This straw may solve our problems....

Bruce Willis: Like in that movie Apollo?

Will Patton: No. That's a movie this is real life. Get with the reality Bruce Will.. uh. I mean.. uh.. Harry!
by TheBkP | April 15, 2010, 4:09PM
Caption #17
May I present to you, the real hero of this misson: Inanimate Carbon Rod!
by slickster | April 15, 2010, 4:11PM
Caption #18
Arm-a-geddon too old for this stuff!
by rockingchair | April 15, 2010, 4:12PM
Caption #19
I remembered the straw, where's the helmet?
by Nicco | April 15, 2010, 4:14PM
Caption #20
You shot the rocket without the antenna??!!!...**Ackward Silence**
by universalkid1000 | April 15, 2010, 4:16PM
Caption #21
Will Patton: You know what I don't get? You see of of these sci-fi movies where they have the crew of the ship smoking all the time. I mean, what's up with that? Kinda dangerous in an all oxygen environment, huh?
Bruce Willis: Well, our movie has explosions in space with no oxygen to fuel the fire blast.
Will Patton: Point taken.
by universalkid1000 | April 15, 2010, 4:19PM
Caption #22
Bruce Willis: What, are you gonna have a slurpie?
Will Patton: This isn't the detonator?
Bruce Willis: Oy vey...
by Jaime Baker | April 15, 2010, 4:21PM
Caption #23
Watch me pull a McGuyver and save the world with this piece of I don't know what it is.
by Maxg1093 | April 15, 2010, 4:22PM
Caption #24
"We found this anal probe... These aliens are sick."
by Guna | April 15, 2010, 4:23PM
Caption #25
"And whoever get's the short straw has to set the bomb. . .I mean seriously, what's the worst that can happen?"
by Meggy | April 15, 2010, 4:30PM
Caption #26
Bruce Willis: "Don't you find it odd that they thought it would be easier to teach oil drillers how to be astronauts rather than teach astronauts how to drill a hole?"
Will Patton: "Whatever, my straw is longer, Not it!"
by letters2626 | April 15, 2010, 4:40PM
Caption #27
Great, since I drew the shortest straw guess I'll be catching a ride on the comet.
by FoxR571 | April 15, 2010, 4:47PM
Caption #28
Huston we have a problem....we have run out of Tang
by schnerk | April 15, 2010, 4:48PM
Caption #29
The straw. It's the key to everything?...What don't you understand.
by pcv2323 | April 15, 2010, 5:09PM
Caption #30
patton: Does this mean im going?

Willis: He's not going...who will remember the titans if he dies...nobody...who will remeber john McClain...everyone
by leatherslinky | April 15, 2010, 5:20PM
Caption #31
What do you mean we're out of lollypops?
by Kess BD | April 15, 2010, 5:27PM
Caption #32
"I'll admit, we were expecting a bigger drill ..."
by cannibalteddy | April 15, 2010, 5:37PM
Caption #33
"Okay, I brought the straws, who forgot the drinks?"
by Find07 | April 15, 2010, 5:37PM
Caption #34
Give me the keys to the ship and I will give you'r wife her vibrator back
by brownbear1978 | April 15, 2010, 5:58PM
Caption #35
Anyone for a game of pick-up-sticks?
by Stevenatlarge | April 15, 2010, 6:12PM
Caption #36
What do you mean I compensating?
by gizzep13 | April 15, 2010, 6:27PM
Caption #37
"I was told that one personal item wouldn't be a problem."
by Ketty Llanio | April 15, 2010, 6:48PM
Caption #38
Hey guys? I know you think I'm crazy, but I'd really like this responsibilty!
by kshee23 | April 15, 2010, 6:57PM
Caption #39
The nuke is a bust.....the only thing that can save the world....is this straw!
by kshee23 | April 15, 2010, 7:01PM
Caption #40
You and me are gunna finish off this milkshake....ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
by Emanuel Goodman | April 15, 2010, 7:04PM
Caption #41
RESPECT THE POUCH RESPECT IT!
by kshee23 | April 15, 2010, 7:08PM
Caption #42
That line of coke isn't going to snort itself
by Micah | April 15, 2010, 7:13PM
Caption #43
That's not a stick, it's Michael Bay's original screenplay.
by gunnerz33 | April 15, 2010, 7:14PM
Caption #44
Now all we need is some duct tape and a paperclip and we can get this show on the road !!!
by gunnerz33 | April 15, 2010, 7:16PM
Caption #45
All we need is some duct tape and a paper clip then we can get this show on the road !!!!
by kshee23 | April 15, 2010, 7:21PM
Caption #46
Why do our suits look like Mr. Freeze's suit in Batman & Robin?
by petcarpet | April 15, 2010, 7:44PM
Caption #47
Looks like Jedi Master Seacrest forgot his lightsaber again.
by E'MECH | April 15, 2010, 8:14PM
Caption #48
Two men called USA
by jbunke | April 15, 2010, 8:29PM
Caption #49
Why can't Steven Tyler be the conductor for the soundtrack in outer space?! Damn! I'm always stuck doing it...
by ch327 | April 15, 2010, 9:02PM
Caption #50
OK, so now we know it takes 135 licks to get to the center, can we please go save the earth?
by mrJONES | April 15, 2010, 9:31PM
Caption #51
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this straw disappear.
by Wasim | April 15, 2010, 9:39PM
Caption #52
"This is the key to humanity's survival, tit's a ... wait a second, a straw?"
by Aaron | April 15, 2010, 9:41PM
Caption #53
Will Patton: Who do you think I am? ...MacGyver?!?!?
by jed i | April 15, 2010, 9:49PM
Caption #54
Where's the flag? We can't claim being the first people on the moon without the flag.
by gibbyblaylock | April 15, 2010, 9:58PM
Caption #55
Armageddon tired of these space suits.
by darthpietro | April 15, 2010, 10:03PM
Caption #56
Watching Tv: Coming up on Tmz.....Michelle "Bombshell" McGee releases dirty text messages sent to Jesse James.
by Eric M | April 15, 2010, 10:06PM
Caption #57
your kidding, right!!!
by Eric M | April 15, 2010, 10:13PM
Caption #58
Will Patton: "I should of brought my gun"
Bruce Willis: "What?"
Will Patton: "This should be fun"(in a sarcastic kind of way)
by dereliqueME | April 15, 2010, 10:21PM
Caption #59
I'm going. Look. This is how excited I am to go!
by spideyrules | April 15, 2010, 10:54PM
Caption #60
All these pockets and no where to put my straw?
by spideyrules | April 15, 2010, 10:56PM
Caption #61
I know we're coming out on Blu-Ray, but couldn't they have used some other colors in this movie?
by mgerst90 | April 15, 2010, 11:21PM
Caption #62
Wait, our mission is Mars now!?!?
by cinemattic | April 15, 2010, 11:27PM
Caption #63
Disco Space Dance Party
by cinemattic | April 15, 2010, 11:34PM
Caption #64
Welcome to Appleby's table for two?
by Daniel Xu | April 15, 2010, 11:39PM
Caption #65
Why so serious? Let me cheer you up with a magic trick.

8-)
by buxfan | April 15, 2010, 11:42PM
Caption #66
confucious say "man who eats with one chopstick, is most skillful"
by MovieLover | April 16, 2010, 12:04AM
Caption #67
Bruce Willis: "Take this to defend yourself, it's a powerful weapon."
Wll Patton: "This is a pen"
Bruce Willis: "Only use it in times of severe distress"
Wll Patton: "This is A' PEN"
by Somendra Naskar | April 16, 2010, 12:11AM
Caption #68
After so many years you give me a straw to decide who will win this contest?
by Ryann | April 16, 2010, 12:33AM
Caption #69
Capatin, Kirstie Alley has snuck onboard and raided the galley...this is all that is left.
by weazr | April 16, 2010, 1:11AM
Caption #70
Bruce Willis Dies!
by chewblock | April 16, 2010, 1:26AM
Caption #71
i'm not going anywhere until i get my whiskey first... on rocks... please..
by jimmydean | April 16, 2010, 1:28AM
Caption #72
Now, hand me the continuum transfunctioner...
by Puffader | April 16, 2010, 2:35AM
Caption #73
NO Pixistix in space!
by kkkkkkpppppppppp | April 16, 2010, 4:49AM
Caption #74
Will Patton: You want me to exam this guy's prostate exam in the middle of this? You seriously want me to save earth or this man's life?
by Ventrux | April 16, 2010, 5:27AM
Caption #75
Are you saying to me that this damn straw destroy our last drill?
by rabec | April 16, 2010, 6:38AM
Caption #76
Patton: i can kill a man with this!
Willis: He is right! I've seen it before.
by acedraven | April 16, 2010, 6:43AM
Caption #77
forget the nuke.........i saw this on MacGuyver once....trust me.....it'll work...
by legion181 | April 16, 2010, 7:01AM
Caption #78
OK, who at my space popsicle?
by Movie master | April 16, 2010, 7:20AM
Caption #79
Oh Yeah look at our space suits!.... sorry we only have two , here you can use this straw to breathe
by bentalley101 | April 16, 2010, 7:23AM
Caption #80
Who's that for? Mr. Ed? You stick that thing in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction?
by Kelosane | April 16, 2010, 7:26AM
Caption #81
So you're telling me that this stick was dislodged MPAAs ass? Funny... woulda thought it was bigger...
by FoxR571 | April 16, 2010, 7:44AM
Caption #82
The drills a bust, we're gonna dig with this
by maddhatter | April 16, 2010, 8:24AM
Caption #83
and boom...game changer
by Harrison | April 16, 2010, 8:49AM
Caption #84
So career wise. Which one of use drew the shortest one?
by GIGERbuzz | April 16, 2010, 8:59AM
Caption #85
"Where's my juice box?"
by sequel2 | April 16, 2010, 9:14AM
Caption #86
Yeah, yeah, yeah I know we got ten minutes to save the world, whatever. Now again which of you bastards stole the last corndog?
by wildethang93 | April 16, 2010, 9:30AM
Caption #87
Will Patton: I think I found the key to Earth's survival.
Bruce Willis: Actually, that's a straw.
Will Patton: Oy vey!
by Vinnie | April 16, 2010, 10:24AM
Caption #88
Lets Make this rock REMEMBER the night that it went against the digging team!!
by Firehawkman | April 16, 2010, 10:29AM
Caption #89
Let me get this straight. You left our equipment back on Earth, so now we need to drill 800 feet through compressed iron ferrite ... with this?
by DrunkP | April 16, 2010, 10:34AM
Caption #90
Will this work, MacGruber?
by IHateThisCrap | April 16, 2010, 11:04AM
Caption #91
Wait, Ben Affleck drew the short straw?
If he dies, who's going to play Daredevil?
by The Dark Knight | April 16, 2010, 11:05AM
Caption #92
"Are you serious? We're supposed to stop this asteroid with a piece of wire!?"
by Ryno | April 16, 2010, 11:10AM
Caption #93
"Are they serious with these space suits? I feel like Darth Vaders bastard son."
by rys_ndy | April 16, 2010, 11:18AM
Caption #94
Alright.... Who took my Capri Sun?!?!
by Huntley | April 16, 2010, 11:26AM
Caption #95
Don't fart in the suit...
by Huntley | April 16, 2010, 11:29AM
Caption #96
Who ate my lollipop??
by Mr__Roarke | April 16, 2010, 11:33AM
Caption #97
This was what was causing all of the itching. Burn that for me.
by Hairyman | April 16, 2010, 11:35AM
Caption #98
This stick is thicker than the plot to this film.
by Mad Flanders | April 16, 2010, 12:09PM
Caption #99
This is how i look without the suit, so whatever Nasa says, i'm not giving it back!
by Delano | April 16, 2010, 12:19PM
Caption #100
Atleast this STICK will be in another movie.
by mentle | April 16, 2010, 12:20PM
Caption #101
"Hey Bay, you gonna put a car chase in this movie too"
by zafmaster | April 16, 2010, 12:58PM
Caption #102
I took apart this piece of junk built by the lowest bidder and when I put it back together, I had an extra one of these. Do you thinki it is important?
by zafmaster | April 16, 2010, 1:02PM
Caption #103
This is the thinnest joint I have ever seen. Who has a match. Hell, its the end of the world!
by Biggmike324 | April 16, 2010, 1:20PM
Caption #104
Does this look like a Bendie Straw?
by Biggmike324 | April 16, 2010, 1:24PM
Caption #105
It appears NASA only packed one remote detonator, but for some reason we have five boxes of straws.
by Biggmike324 | April 16, 2010, 1:26PM
Caption #106
In space no one can hear you slurp....
by bullittfire | April 16, 2010, 1:28PM
Caption #107
to answer your question, about this big
by jebertcopy | April 16, 2010, 2:15PM
Caption #108
You mean to tell me we're 700,000 miles from Earth, we have two weeks worth of lo mein, and you only brought one chopstick?
by sequel2 | April 16, 2010, 3:02PM
Caption #109
Tonight on CSI: NASA;
Detectives Chappel: "I just recovered the Alien's DNA."

Detective Stamper: So this alien has been up to something illegal."

YEAH!!!
by Shawn | April 16, 2010, 3:04PM
Caption #110
I left my chocolate milk.. right here..
by fernandoparinos | April 16, 2010, 3:07PM
Caption #111
the machines are broken??? so what now? do we have to dig with this straw?
by Japes | April 16, 2010, 3:09PM
Caption #112
Actual Size......
by Japes | April 16, 2010, 3:13PM
Caption #113
Zoltan!
by IHateThisCrap | April 16, 2010, 3:15PM
Caption #114
And the two actors stared blankly at Michael Bay:
"Just hold these straws, yell at each other, and I'll blind you with green, purple, and blue lights from all directions! Action!"
by Japes | April 16, 2010, 3:18PM
Caption #115
So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of.....?
by Japes | April 16, 2010, 3:24PM
Caption #116
I guess I'm going...
by dawid | April 16, 2010, 4:02PM
Caption #117
Wow to whole pack of salty sticks .
by jiggypunk | April 16, 2010, 4:47PM
Caption #118
Whats the difference between this straw and Ben Affleck? They both suck but a straw doesn't cost $4 million.
by Spaniard | April 16, 2010, 5:19PM
Caption #119
We are not going to share this straw.
by Rack | April 16, 2010, 5:36PM
Caption #120
"I've only got one thing to ask of you..... make sure they remember the titans?"
by Flash | April 16, 2010, 5:40PM
Caption #121
Two guys... one straw.
by tyguyone | April 16, 2010, 5:44PM
Caption #122
NASA accidentally only provided a single chopstick for the team's 5 year journey into space.
by the batt | April 16, 2010, 5:47PM
Caption #123
ben you should have told us you were pregnant!!
by bichkin | April 16, 2010, 6:03PM
Caption #124
Not cool man! You call this a bendy-straw?
by Banner | April 16, 2010, 7:26PM
Caption #125
50 bucks says you can hear someone scream in space.
by ETAF Ranger | April 16, 2010, 7:32PM
Caption #126
"Well, we know it takes 232 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop. Now let's see what it takes to get to the center of this space rock we're on."
by jmedenfield | April 16, 2010, 9:16PM
Caption #127
Dude, this is a twizzler. What did you want me to do with this again?
by Fletch | April 16, 2010, 9:57PM
Caption #128
This ain't gonna reach.
by Fletch | April 16, 2010, 9:58PM
Caption #129
What do you mean there's only one straw? No wonder y'all wanted me to draw first!
by Fletch | April 16, 2010, 9:59PM
Caption #130
You honestly think this will prop my head left in the suit? I just want to be balanced like Bruce.
by Fletch | April 16, 2010, 10:01PM
Caption #131
You never really realize how stupid these Hollywood space suits look until you see them in a still, do you? What the hell is this? A Buzz Lightyear pull string?
by csoy13 | April 16, 2010, 11:58PM
Caption #132
"Argh...That's IT! This...IS...THE...LAST STRAW!!! No, really. This is THE last straw."
by JohnnyJohnJohn | April 17, 2010, 12:12AM
Caption #133
you ate my tootsiepop?
by JohnnyJohnJohn | April 17, 2010, 12:18AM
Caption #134
you call this a cigarette?
by cajunpunter | April 17, 2010, 2:28AM
Caption #135
Okay, did anybody see which part of the ship this fell off?
by Quy Dinh/Tommy | April 17, 2010, 2:50AM
Caption #136
"Come on Mr. Bay, you know damn well we're going to need more explosives than this!"
by Davidave | April 17, 2010, 4:31AM
Caption #137
Guys, we're out of helmets. Use this straw as a snorkel and get out there and kick some asteroid.
by delpoi | April 17, 2010, 5:22AM
Caption #138
It's a straw jim but not as we know it!
by delpoi | April 17, 2010, 5:34AM
Caption #139
Ok ok let me get this straight we've flown 150,000 miles got to go on a suicidal mission to get onto a gigantic asteriod to drill deep into, to plant the bomb and this is the longest piece of fuse wire you brought with you....well am not lighting the thing no frickin way man!!!
by Troy Hyndman | April 17, 2010, 7:04AM
Caption #140
Cost of launching two rockets = Billions
Cost of astronaut training = Millions

Saving the world with a straw = Priceless.
by IHateThisCrap | April 17, 2010, 8:52AM
Caption #141
Why doesn't his space suit sleeve reach his wrist? And why do they look like sweaters?...
by pestolince | April 17, 2010, 9:04AM
Caption #142
ok so i put it all together but i have this one peice left and i am not sure what its for
by lemonfish | April 17, 2010, 9:17AM
Caption #143
Alright guys, we've got to save the world now and all we have is this straw. Where's MacGuyer when we need him?
by Mark FitzGerald | April 17, 2010, 9:55AM
Caption #144
Ok, who drank the last Capri Sun??
by JJRO | April 17, 2010, 10:16AM
Caption #145
Now THAT'S al dente!
by Josephhorner@gmail.com | April 17, 2010, 12:42PM
Caption #146
Well, Here comes Ironman!
by BIGDAD | April 17, 2010, 3:01PM
Caption #147
THIS IS A TEST PUT THIS UNDER YOUR LEFT BREASST IF IT DOESNT FALL I WIN
by tanuj | April 17, 2010, 3:03PM
Caption #148
WILLIS :
"IF U TRY TO PUNCTURE MY SUIT WHEN I M GOING TO BLOW THE NUKE,I SWEAR I WILL STICK YOU ON THAT NUKE AND WE WILL PLAY WITH THE LITTLE THING IN YOUR HAND"
by tanuj | April 17, 2010, 3:10PM
Caption #149
NASA GUYS EXPECT ME TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH THIS SMALL PEICE OF "NOTHING" LETS GO BACK AND SEND A SAUCER FROM AREA 51"
by BIGDAD | April 17, 2010, 3:13PM
Caption #150
THIS IS A TEST PUT THIS UNDER YOUR LEFT BREAST AND I WIN
by tanuj | April 17, 2010, 3:13PM
Caption #151
WILLIS STARTS CRYING AND SAYS"GUYS IN DONT WANT TO DIE SO YOUNG...I HAVE A DAUGHTER TO LOOK AFTER"AND SAVE HER FROM BEN WHO WAS DATING JENNIFER LOPEZ WHO GOT MARRIED TO MARC ANTHONY."
by tanuj | April 17, 2010, 3:20PM
Caption #152
WE HAVE TO DRILL A HOLE IN THE ASTEROID AND THIS IS WHAT NASA GAVE US TO DRILL,NASA HAS SENT US ON A SUCIDE HOLIDAY MISSION,I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT MY WIFE AND KIDS WITH ME..
by tanuj | April 17, 2010, 3:24PM
Caption #153
GUYS ITS TIME FOR A BUDLIGHT,DONT U THINK BRUCE,
BRUCE:YEAH YEAH,EVEN IF WE DRILL SHIT UP,THE SYSTEM WILL STILL MISSFIRE AND I M THE ONE WHO HAS TO STAY BACK AND DIE,SO LET ME HAVE MY LAST BUDLIGHT,WITH THIS NASTY METAL STRAW IN YOUR HAND
by sequel2 | April 17, 2010, 4:03PM
Caption #154
Chick: "I think our friends at NASA screwed up. Instead of 14" drill bits all I can find are these 1/4" bits."

Harry: "Thank God I loaded the second shuttle myself."
by John Paul | April 17, 2010, 7:48PM
Caption #155
do you want to suck this on his butt.,okey..
by mojo4movies | April 17, 2010, 8:09PM
Caption #156
"Wanna Get Away?"

-Southwest Airlines
by Twstd | April 17, 2010, 9:26PM
Caption #157
You got Milk? I got straw.
by kshee23 | April 17, 2010, 9:32PM
Caption #158
This straw has more training than half the crew
by rubix | April 17, 2010, 9:46PM
Caption #159
I thought you'd feel that way, Garry. We'll do you last.
by Gian | April 17, 2010, 9:55PM
Caption #160
Longer straw, longer life.. you want it?
by Gian | April 17, 2010, 11:10PM
Caption #161
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? It's pretzels' time! yum yum!
by Stevenatlarge | April 18, 2010, 12:21AM
Caption #162
Explain to me again how I use this thing to go to the bathroom in space.
by RobotHollywood | April 18, 2010, 2:35AM
Caption #163
Chic: Seriously? A Straw? You thought trading a tactical nuclear weapon for something to drink your KoolAid with was a better idea than going to 7-11 and stealing one?
by Awesome1 | April 18, 2010, 2:39AM
Caption #164
Col. Sharp: What is our current depth?

Harry: Our current depth is not important, Colonel.

Col. Sharp: I'll decide what's important. We've got 800 feet to drill. You've had two and a half hours. Where are we?

(Chic holds up straw)
by xbeakerx | April 18, 2010, 6:21AM
Caption #165
I told you mine was longer
by xbeakerx | April 18, 2010, 6:25AM
Caption #166
So is it the long that one gets me killed or is it the short one?
by pk1 | April 18, 2010, 6:27AM
Caption #167
"I know we're running low on marijuana, but could you have rolled this any thinner?!"
by yatish suvarna | April 18, 2010, 8:51AM
Caption #168
You are right....his lightsaber is much longer
by E'MECH | April 18, 2010, 10:09AM
Caption #169
How am I supposed to conduct my masterpiece with this?
by E'MECH | April 18, 2010, 10:11AM
Caption #170
It may be skinny but it will get the job done.
by grr8t | April 18, 2010, 11:08AM
Caption #171
i'm pregnant
by Ratagan | April 18, 2010, 11:53AM
Caption #172
Bruce Willis: If I had a pen I could write that down.
Will Patton: A million dollar American space pen, or you could use a Russian pencil.
by Ratagan | April 18, 2010, 12:00PM
Caption #173
I think I am in the wrong movie because there is a bomb I should defuse."executive decision"
by Zubin | April 18, 2010, 12:36PM
Caption #174
This one time...at space camp...
by Wonton | April 18, 2010, 1:21PM
Caption #175
someone ate my space lollipop, was it you?
by Brock | April 18, 2010, 2:04PM
Caption #176
"What do mean there's no more Tang? I brought my favorite straw and everything."
by Cussie | April 18, 2010, 2:38PM
Caption #177
This suit is ex-staw-dinary.
by Superman691 | April 18, 2010, 3:31PM
Caption #178
What am I suposed to do with this? Who am I Harry Potter?!?
by rockingchair | April 18, 2010, 4:32PM
Caption #179
Does this suit make me look fat?
Dammit Willis don't try and change the subject since you forgot the drinks.
by wwemvp2 | April 18, 2010, 5:15PM
Caption #180
what happend to my popsicle
by Diamond Dave | April 18, 2010, 7:26PM
Caption #181
Really? Tough guy the question is what I can't do with this straw, we're in space man no gravity think about it.
by MValen | April 18, 2010, 7:43PM
Caption #182
Just like NASA, provide the straw but no Tang juice box.
by valjean | April 18, 2010, 10:52PM
Caption #183
will patton: "problem solved gentlemen, i give you; the Inanimate Carbon Rod!"
by SLPSTRM | April 19, 2010, 1:49AM
Caption #184
"What do you mean i'll be able to pick him up with this after the expolsion."
by SLPSTRM | April 19, 2010, 1:51AM
Caption #185
You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
by SLPSTRM | April 19, 2010, 1:57AM
Caption #186
i know we had to travel light but one god dam pretzel for the two of us.
by SLPSTRM | April 19, 2010, 2:02AM
Caption #187
Are you kidding me, were backup dancers for lady gaga's next music clip.
by Darksheer | April 19, 2010, 4:51AM
Caption #188
Thats not a toothpick, this is a Toothpick.
by Darksheer | April 19, 2010, 4:52AM
Caption #189
Thats not a Toothpick, This is a Toothpick.
by guddy | April 19, 2010, 6:23AM
Caption #190
Well, seems like you're the one co-starring with Tracy Morgan this summer, Brucie... Knock-knock!
by Duddits4610 | April 19, 2010, 7:59AM
Caption #191
This is why I am saving the world...for the straws....for the straws man!!!!
by Richrich | April 19, 2010, 10:34AM
Caption #192
"Even in space you suck at Ker Plunk"
by Decaman3 | April 19, 2010, 10:38AM
Caption #193
Expecto PETROUNUM!!
by Daemonius | April 19, 2010, 10:39AM
Caption #194
-With this stick I'll make the buggy jump the hole...
-Sh'yeah!
by SithB | April 19, 2010, 11:06AM
Caption #195
Somebody better find the can that was attached to the straw.....thirst makes me lose it!
by adrw77 | April 19, 2010, 11:11AM
Caption #196
"I choose....BRUCE."
by shnoshengoogle | April 19, 2010, 11:24AM
Caption #197
"I'm gettin' tired of askin' you, boy. Flush and then use this incense!" It ain't like we can open up windows around here..."
by mikeyone21 | April 19, 2010, 11:24AM
Caption #198
"Why did I even draw straws? FML...."
by mikeyone21 | April 19, 2010, 11:31AM
Caption #199
"Today I tried saving the earth from an asteroid with my friends, but I was picked to die for all man kind, FML"
by ELKAVLICO | April 19, 2010, 11:49AM
Caption #200
Yes sir that is correct, this is all thats left of Sarah Jessica sir.
by warnoodle | April 19, 2010, 11:57AM
Caption #201
Pixie Stix?
by dbonesteak | April 19, 2010, 11:59AM
Caption #202
iocane powder. I'd bet my life on it.
by tattooalexander@yahoo.com | April 19, 2010, 12:12PM
Caption #203
they pulled this out of my.....
by Biggmike324 | April 19, 2010, 12:23PM
Caption #204
They looked in disbelief that Houston had just informed them they had been PUNKED, and were really just delivering a shipment of straws....
by Biggmike324 | April 19, 2010, 12:30PM
Caption #205
And so began what was known as the sippie cup mutiny.
by Biggmike324 | April 19, 2010, 12:38PM
Caption #206
Because they accidentally left the TAP on Earth, NASA's finest successfully tapped the ships Keg with a straw.
by Biggmike324 | April 19, 2010, 12:42PM
Caption #207
Who was sticking spit balls on the ceiling of the ship?
by Pokerjay23 | April 19, 2010, 1:03PM
Caption #208
ALRIGHT! WHO ATE THE LAST ROCKET POP?!?
by Special-K | April 19, 2010, 2:05PM
Caption #209
Looks like I'm armagetting outa here.
by jesse a. white | April 19, 2010, 2:05PM
Caption #210
so were is the beef my man.
by tanuj | April 19, 2010, 2:46PM
Caption #211
lets make a nice butter rosted chicken
by Special-K | April 19, 2010, 3:01PM
Caption #212
I'm not gonna get mad, I just wanna know who ate my corndog,
by Special-K | April 19, 2010, 3:06PM
Caption #213
You're telling me this suppasotory will keep me alive?
by slamjam75 | April 19, 2010, 5:08PM
Caption #214
i thought i told you to leave your creepy sex toys back on earth affleck!
by Jagermaster | April 19, 2010, 6:48PM
Caption #215
That Kool-Aid Man has crashed through his last wall. I've got no choice but to take him out of his misery and drink him.
by Stash | April 19, 2010, 7:12PM
Caption #216
I am gonna do this, you want to know why? ......Cause its small...
by cmjcool | April 19, 2010, 8:15PM
Caption #217
Now hold on. You mean to tell me that this is the smallest piece of floss you could fine?
by M.R.ACE | April 19, 2010, 9:32PM
Caption #218
What do you mean it's my turn in the barrel!?
by Chico Mejia | April 20, 2010, 6:20AM
Caption #219
Ive killed people with less...
by Nagayoshi | April 20, 2010, 7:38AM
Caption #220
OK, an asteroid is hurtling towards earth... and you're giving me this... stick... to stop it? Wrong movie! I'm not MacGruber!
by Kesava Anderson | April 20, 2010, 8:56AM
Caption #221
O.k. Mr. Gere, here, use this. Gerbils hate straws.
by Kiko Sanchez | April 20, 2010, 9:35AM
Caption #222
You know there gonna make a porno now called ArmaGet-it-on!
by brandon r | April 20, 2010, 1:21PM
Caption #223
In space, noodles are STRAIGHT.
by Tree | April 20, 2010, 1:26PM
Caption #224
Looks like someome got hit with the ugly stick!
by KevWill | April 20, 2010, 2:34PM
Caption #225
Not Shown: Everyone drinking the last of the juice boxes.
by Wordslinger | April 20, 2010, 2:51PM
Caption #226
Tie this around your finger, Michael Bay...so as you don't forget to reuse these shots for future film projects (especially the explosions, people love explosions love explosions love explosions)...
by 07142002 | April 20, 2010, 3:14PM
Caption #227
you put this where??
by ckruger | April 20, 2010, 6:34PM
Caption #228
Let's "stick" to the plan... get it... stick ..to... the plan... I have a stick... awww forget it
by BluGu-Ru | April 20, 2010, 7:05PM
Caption #229
I have the straw, now wheres the Juicy Juice?
by banchero | April 20, 2010, 7:40PM
Caption #230
Bruce Willis-The straws have to be at least...3 times bigger than this
Duvall(Mugatu)- ....He's absolutely right
by banchero | April 20, 2010, 7:45PM
Caption #231
Willis-the straws have to be at least...3 times bigger than this
Patton-He's absolutely right

they look so similar
by banchero | April 20, 2010, 7:47PM
Caption #232
Patton- Turn around...drop your pants...and pray to God that nobody opens their mouth about this
by Pandemonium1x | April 20, 2010, 8:12PM
Caption #233
No seriously, I am gonna pose just like this for that TrailerAddict.com give away it will be hilarious!
by E'MECH | April 20, 2010, 8:45PM
Caption #234
Haven't you got a dollar or something, its hard enough to do cocaine in this suit, now you give me this tiny straw.
by memno | April 20, 2010, 9:59PM
Caption #235
So Michael Bay is going to have Freddy use this instead in the new Nightmare On Elm Street?
by ankaron | April 21, 2010, 2:02AM
Caption #236
To recap, we're going to fly down to the camel, I'm going to put this on it's back, and then we're going home heros. Soooound Good?
by Aethereal | April 21, 2010, 4:38AM
Caption #237
Houston, you gave me plain pocky when I asked for strawberries.
by drew mccall | April 21, 2010, 5:39AM
Caption #238
I dunno bruce, i dont think this is big enough for the two of us!
by Biggmike324 | April 21, 2010, 8:25AM
Caption #239
Are you ready to take exSTRAWdinary measures?
by rar29 | April 21, 2010, 11:48AM
Caption #240
This stick will save us all!
by J-Heezy | April 21, 2010, 1:58PM
Caption #241
Watch... with this new Virtual Reality Photoshop... I can draw a control pad like Vadar had... right on my suit..!
by finalcrisis | April 21, 2010, 8:17PM
Caption #242
"How did you manage to remember the stylus to your Nintendo DS and forget the DS itself? No, we've come too far to turn back now! And you're one of the guys who's supposed to help save the Earth? We are so boned."
by Twstd | April 21, 2010, 10:15PM
Caption #243
This is covered by the new health plan.
by archangel | April 21, 2010, 10:48PM
Caption #244
Now Harry, this guy said he would make it disappear, yet clearly I still have it
by fred | April 22, 2010, 9:02AM
Caption #245
Patton: We came all the way up here to drill, not play Ker-plunk!
Willis: You say that now that you lost!
by GM | April 22, 2010, 9:10AM
Caption #246
And then he pulled it out! I'm speachless!
by BlkSwanPres | April 22, 2010, 11:14AM
Caption #247
All we need now is a little duck tape and MacGyver and this asteroid is toast.
by Omnipro | April 22, 2010, 11:34AM
Caption #248
Alright now who stole my last juice box!
by sinfulpledge | April 22, 2010, 6:56PM
Caption #249
will patton: is this are drlill

Bruce willis no thts wht we use to pee in up here

Will patton wht theres notoilets

Bruce willis were in space whould you like me to demonstrate wht happens when you go to the bathroom in space

Will patton yeah let me just put mygloves on
o darn i forgot where i put them

Bruce willis sigh just draw the dam straws alrdy we allknow ben affleck has the small straw so im sry but the tribe has voted you out
by shijin francis | April 23, 2010, 5:20AM
Caption #250
"11000 scientist in NASA, worlds most technologically advanced space station and here we are deciding the hero to form the fate of earth in a most traditional way. "
by Johnny C | April 23, 2010, 9:26AM
Caption #251
Be honest.....Does this space suit make me look fat ??
by megatron | April 23, 2010, 5:00PM
Caption #252
"This is my straw. There are many others like it, but this one is mine."
by Quicktimeed | April 23, 2010, 6:11PM
Caption #253
So your telling me I can't use this to write on my new iPad.
by Rojoastro12 | April 24, 2010, 1:42PM
Caption #254
Got a light?
by Grimwood | April 25, 2010, 1:22AM
Caption #255
... What the...?!
by JoeyD | April 25, 2010, 2:31PM
Caption #256
hmmm i can finaly reset the damn clock on this suit.
by amazinganto | April 25, 2010, 7:43PM
Caption #257
Pap Smear anyone?
by BuckNuts45 | April 25, 2010, 9:23PM
Caption #258
"I'd take pleasure in guttin' ya, boy!"
by Mastermind551 | April 26, 2010, 6:42AM
Caption #259
I hope the asteroid doesn't have gas problems I pinched it with this straw
by kingsharif | April 26, 2010, 12:00PM
Caption #260
But i'm telling you my milkshake brings the boys to the yard.
by angelfaith | April 26, 2010, 12:29PM
Caption #261
What do you expect me to do with this? Save the world?!
by Hairyman | April 26, 2010, 2:19PM
Caption #262
One!
Good job, Rain Man.
by Twstd | April 26, 2010, 7:25PM
Caption #263
Who ate my caramel apple?
by cmjcool | April 26, 2010, 9:35PM
Caption #264
We had a deal. I scratch your back you scratch mine.
by jakesaints | April 27, 2010, 8:42AM
Caption #265
We're supposed to blow up the meteor, with this?
by Mulerider | April 30, 2010, 10:53AM
Caption #266
First Nakatomi Plaza, now earth.
by Adameth | May 16, 2010, 5:57PM
Caption #267
-"What do we do now?, the ship has broken"
-"Don't worry, i just need some tape"
by Otihconip | August 17, 2010, 1:56PM
Caption #268
You mean to tell me that this is our secret weapon?
by jusdon | August 17, 2010, 8:15PM
Caption #269
You're telling me we came all the way out here...for THIS?

Seriously??

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