If I were to move this cloth, you would see this horse has nothing on me.

It was then that he discovered that a half-naked Austrian on top of a white stallion is just as awkward a combination as winning an Ice Age dvd for a Bruno contest.

Horses - IN!
Cars - OUT!
Why? Car's were so 2008...

Whatchyu got on this Daniel Radcliffe?

Gives new meaning to the phrase BareBack.

I agreed to pose for PETA as long as I could have my way with the horse after...and then eat it.

Equus 2: Now with More Penis

Bruno: "Horse, at least it's not Alan Strang Mounting you" Horse: "That's a relief"

Got Milk?

Mr. Ed's gay cousin knew he had made it...

BRUNO: "You can be glamorous in an animal shoot if you feel the body language and work with your subject- feeeeeel the horse, take him between your legs and really feeeeeel him. Let him get comfortable with your weisswurst. Oh my, I feel just like Catherine the Great!"

Horse: I am going to fire my agent. He said that I would be featured in a high fashion photo shoot with a top model! Now a half naked mockumentary film actor is posing inappropriately on me. Seriously,,,,how do i get myself into these situations?!?

It was during this last humiliation that the stallion began to pray for a quick end at the glue factory.

I wish this horse was on top of me instead of me being on top of it.

Taint complaining, butt can wee-wee sack away a bonus for this?

Gaze upon the magnificance of my horse... GAZE UPON HIM AND BE ILLUMINATED.

BRUNO: "I vas gonna sit under the horse expecting a fantashiche flaischewaffe, but vassever I decided to sit on top, since it vas small."

Got Stud?

what do you have between your legs?

The only reason this horse has reins is so that when I am riding it I can still ride it.

Who were you expecting? Lady Godiva?

Bruno: I make zis look good!

And if you think this horse is big, you should see my STALLION ;)

What Are You Looking At! It's Perfectly Normal

In Dreamland, the Bruno...rides YOU!

Have you ever seen a man mount a horse??? Do you want to???

"But eets not a unicorn visout the horn--oh wait, der it eez."

hey is that a little peepee i see...i never knew bruno rode lady gaga

Gitty up.

HORSE: I had to be in show biz! I should have stayed on the farm!

I'm so huge that I don't have a horse dick, I have a horse!

IN: White Horses
OUT: Healthcare

I am hung with horse.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?

Got Milk?

enjoy it while it lasts...we both wont be able to wear white again after tonight

And at the top of Broke Back Mountain ....

That was a black horse before the shoot.

Neil Patrick Harris has nothing on me!

My dad is SO embarrassing!

Mount a horse and get uber it!

It's H&M: Horse and Manbeef. Hello?!

Fantastiche photoshoot! Good zing I bleached mein horse unt mein arshenhaller!

Brought to you by Trojan (brand condoms)

"I named zis shtallion Vanilli after mein two favorite africanishus: Milli unt Vanilli"

"'White Mane' was my first film in France, I'm ready for a sequel!"

Ish's name is Sara Jessica Parker

Got Gay Austrian Fashion Designer?

*sings*



"Look at my horse,
my horse is amazing
Give it a lick
Hmm, It tastes just like raisins
I have a stroke of it's mane
It turnes into a plane
And then it turns back again
When you tug on it's winky
Ohh that's dirty
Do you think so?
Well I'd better not show you
where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade
Mmm sweet lemonade
Sweet lemonade
Yeah sweet lemonade
Get on my horse
I'll take you round the universe
And all the other places too

I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!..."

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts.......................

Aphroditie aint got nothing on me!!

Lady Gay-diva

Save a horse, ride a gayboy.

A thumbnail that will soon spark billions of youtube reaction videos. "1 man 1 horse' crosses all boundaries.

Horse: oh god, i hope he's STD clean

Taking the high road has never hit so low

"This horse isnt big enough for me...get it, because im gay" - BrunO

Despite fervent requests from Bruno, the photographer chose to pose him on a filly.

Trojan douche!

Ya, ein like der Lord of da Rings, ya! Gaydalf!

To: Men
From: God

Great!

" With a cloud of dust and a fiery Hi-oh Silver, it's the Bone Ranger"

Trojan condoms, feels like nothings there.

The store was out of condoms so I decided to go bareback

As you can see, I am a Sagittarius. Upper Half Man, Lower Half Horse.

Are you sitting on a horse or just happy to see me?

inspired by brokeback mountain.

hold your horses

My horse is gay with me

The fifth horseman of the apocalypse

Before using harnesses with his mates, Bruno tests their durability on horses.

Ride 'em cowboy

I think this is what Glen Campbell had in mine when he wrote "rhinestone cowboy"

Simon says...touch your favourite part of the horse.

The horse looks so ashamed.

The only reason I want to win this contest is to see this in HD.

Seabiscuit has let himself go.

The forgotten character from The Lord Of The Rings trilogy...Gandolf the Gay.

Bruno asked the horse as he walked into the room, why the long face?... lol

I'm sorry, it's hard to keep it in my pants.

I would hate to be that horse...

P. Diddy's white parties are so 2007

This is what happens when a horse loses the Kentucky Derby.

Horse lessons - $120
Bowl Haircut from Salon - $80
Riding bare A** on a horse striking a retarded pose - Actually it isn't worth anything.....

I pinned MY tail on the donkey.

wait is that a male horse? if its male then its screwed

A whole package of sexy.... and thats just my horse.

These two go just as great together as much as a caption contest photo and trailer addict's selected winners for them.

the horse is living his wildest dreams

Who said best milk comes from cows?

GO ATREYU!!!! GO

I love to ride White Studs!!

Nothing beats a White Stud between your LEGS!