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CAPTION CONTEST: VARSITY BLUES BLU-RAY CONTEST
With Varstiy Blues now available on Blu-ray, we have been provided with three copies of the Blu-ray to give away. James Van Der Beek leads the action in this exciting, funny coming-of-age story about a small-town high schooler confronting the pressures and temptations of gridiron glory. At first, backup quarterback Jonathan Moxom (Van Der Beek) is nowhere close to being a football star. But when the starting quarterback is injured, Mox is in the game and in direct conflict with his hotheaded coach and girlfriend.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of Varsity Blues on Blu-ray.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: September 22nd.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by Grizzwaffle | September 17, 2009, 5:36PM
Caption #1Schick Quattro....for even your most sensitive areas...
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 5:40PM
Caption #2WOW.......what a lamp!
by Grizzwaffle | September 17, 2009, 5:49PM
Caption #3I mean i'd like to but.... im lactose intolerant
by failsafe4x | September 19, 2009, 10:45AM
Caption #4I scream for ice cream.
by daniel/daniel | September 17, 2009, 3:52PM
Caption #5this is before the recession.. now my whip cream is from wal/mart
by Jack007 | September 17, 2009, 3:59PM
Caption #6Where's the beef?
by pcv2323 | September 17, 2009, 4:14PM
Caption #7this...would be Santa's mistriss
by Michael Martin | September 17, 2009, 4:55PM
Caption #8Mox: Where's mine?
by alejandro | September 17, 2009, 5:18PM
Caption #9welcome to baskin robbins...can i get u something... :)
by flabbybuns | September 17, 2009, 5:20PM
Caption #10That banana split is missing something...
by cdrz | September 17, 2009, 5:26PM
Caption #11Nice and all but I'm more of a banana man.
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 5:27PM
Caption #12Is it cold in here?
by slickster | September 17, 2009, 5:28PM
Caption #13Darn, it looks like three guys got here before me.
by slickster | September 17, 2009, 5:30PM
Caption #14Where's the other cherry?
by slickster | September 17, 2009, 5:35PM
Caption #15The REAL Final Destination!!!
by slickster | September 17, 2009, 5:37PM
Caption #16You gonna eat that?
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 5:42PM
Caption #17This is the worst case of rabies I've ever seen
by Grizzwaffle | September 17, 2009, 5:42PM
Caption #18i hope thats chocolate whip cream that i seen spackled on the back...
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 5:45PM
Caption #19Thats what you get for tanning with a bikini on your whole life.
by Grizzwaffle | September 17, 2009, 5:46PM
Caption #20Im freezing my cherries off in here!
by Scals | September 17, 2009, 5:52PM
Caption #21Darcy: Who needs football when you can make faces out of whip cream and cherries.
Mox: i may be drunk but i think your stomachs hittin on me.
Mox: i may be drunk but i think your stomachs hittin on me.
by Grizzwaffle | September 17, 2009, 5:52PM
Caption #22No cream for me thanks...trying to cut back on the calories
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 6:11PM
Caption #23Hows this for a birthday cake?
by Skinless Tomcat | September 17, 2009, 6:19PM
Caption #24Her husband: "That whipped cream was for my mother's cake! Now I have to go all the way back to the store!"
by letters26 | September 17, 2009, 6:23PM
Caption #25What happens at white trash bachelor parties stays at white trash bachelor parties.....
by vreedhead | September 17, 2009, 6:30PM
Caption #26I don't like cherries!
by yensed | September 17, 2009, 6:52PM
Caption #27Your out of razors...
by Skttrbrn | September 17, 2009, 7:33PM
Caption #28How about you get me a spoon so I can eat your ass!
by Skttrbrn | September 17, 2009, 7:37PM
Caption #29Mox: But momma always said not to play with my food.
by Skttrbrn | September 17, 2009, 7:39PM
Caption #30You wanna play X-BOX?
by Special-K | September 17, 2009, 7:45PM
Caption #31All I need is the Banana.
by Special-K | September 17, 2009, 7:46PM
Caption #32Want a slice of cherry pie?
by petcarpet | September 17, 2009, 7:48PM
Caption #33Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet my wife...MRS. Stay Puft.
by Special-K | September 17, 2009, 7:48PM
Caption #34"Happy 12th birthday Tommy"
by Tony D | September 17, 2009, 7:48PM
Caption #35If Sonic carhops served Banana Splits this way, I'd go broke!
by Tony D | September 17, 2009, 7:52PM
Caption #36Worst time to be lactose intolerant
by R-dawg | September 17, 2009, 7:52PM
Caption #37I hope you like low-fat.
by Special-K | September 17, 2009, 7:53PM
Caption #38"Mmmm, Vanilla sunday. What Wait a minute THAT'S NOT FUDGE!!!!!!!!"
by Tony D | September 17, 2009, 8:10PM
Caption #39"Heroes" last-ditch effort to gain ratings!
by Tony D | September 17, 2009, 8:12PM
Caption #40It kinda looks like "Where's Waldo?"
by kshee23 | September 17, 2009, 8:16PM
Caption #41It's the latest contraceptive foam
by death | September 17, 2009, 8:34PM
Caption #42Wow the new DQ sunday looks great!! I would like 2 of does to go please.
by Skttrbrn | September 17, 2009, 8:40PM
Caption #43Rejection is a dish best served on a hot, naked body.
by Mr__Roarke | September 17, 2009, 8:48PM
Caption #44Wait. I ordered whipped cream and sprinkles, not cherries...
by Jrcjw | September 17, 2009, 9:14PM
Caption #45Man those new cheerleading outfits are amazing!!
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:22PM
Caption #46Is anybody else in here freezing?
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:23PM
Caption #47Look what the economy has done to that young girl's under-garments!
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:26PM
Caption #48New to our country, Sasha didn't quite grasp the concept of how to use sun-tan lotion..
by Zubin | September 17, 2009, 9:27PM
Caption #49Ummm, sorry. I am on Atkins till the football season ends.
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:28PM
Caption #50Due to an abnormal growth and amount of chest hair, this young lady had to shave every night.
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:31PM
Caption #51Finally, there's proof Frosty the Snowman fathered a child just before he melted away....
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 9:33PM
Caption #52Is it just me, or can anyone else see the face of "Bender" from "Futurama" on that young girl's body?
by The Dark Knight | September 17, 2009, 9:40PM
Caption #53Is that an antique giraffe?
by jerms | September 17, 2009, 9:43PM
Caption #54The top is cream, but the bottom is all natural, baby...
by Fletch | September 17, 2009, 9:47PM
Caption #55"Somebody at Acorn taught me that the whipcream is tax-deductible!"
by maddhatter | September 17, 2009, 10:00PM
Caption #56Finger licking good.
by GIGERbuzz | September 17, 2009, 10:38PM
Caption #57pfft...Kanye West said Beyonce's was better
by kabuto1971 | September 17, 2009, 10:47PM
Caption #58Whipped Creamed Poundcake with 2 sides of cherries!!!
by Stevenatlarge | September 17, 2009, 11:14PM
Caption #59This may be the only time you'll have to dump your girlfriend in order to go on a diet.
by th3m4n1nBl4ck | September 17, 2009, 11:29PM
Caption #60Little too much cheese on the taco?
by ryuichi2476 | September 17, 2009, 11:33PM
Caption #61Are you ready to go? Cause....
by SebastianJapan | September 18, 2009, 5:18AM
Caption #62Oh... My... God...! Wow! I have the EXACT same dinning room set!!!!!
by randeez | September 18, 2009, 5:34AM
Caption #63She is going to be really sticky in a little bit.
by randeez | September 18, 2009, 5:35AM
Caption #64Something tells me that this is not her first time.
by randeez | September 18, 2009, 5:36AM
Caption #65What do you mean you're lactose intolerant?
by randeez | September 18, 2009, 5:38AM
Caption #66I love lamp.
by TD | September 18, 2009, 5:57AM
Caption #67were the yankees just here?
by Skttrbrn | September 18, 2009, 6:34AM
Caption #68"When the fcuk did we get ice cream?"
by ryanjd7@yahoo.ca | September 18, 2009, 6:49AM
Caption #69"Cream? Or Milk?
by Finey | September 18, 2009, 6:57AM
Caption #70Mox: Wow....this is embarrassing...I pissed and shat in that bowl of cream earlier as a prank on my brother
by whistleblower9 | September 18, 2009, 7:41AM
Caption #71Another Hallmark moment: Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
by Seth P | September 18, 2009, 8:13AM
Caption #72I don't want.... your pie!
by Seth P | September 18, 2009, 8:14AM
Caption #73I can understand needing shaving cream down there, but are your nipples really that hairy?
by jbunke | September 18, 2009, 8:22AM
Caption #74"I ran out of cool whip after I did the top, tough economy and all, so I used shaving cream downstairs... Didn't want you to be caught off guard..."
by dbone | September 18, 2009, 8:33AM
Caption #75yep, just like highschool
by Dave2164 | September 18, 2009, 12:28PM
Caption #76So....the drapes don't match the curtain.
by Tony D | September 18, 2009, 12:49PM
Caption #77Cloudy with a CHANCE of Meatballs!
by Majik Mike | September 18, 2009, 12:59PM
Caption #78Mmmmm...my favorite......Fish Taco's with Whipcream!
by Silky | September 18, 2009, 1:23PM
Caption #79Awesome wood paneling in here baby! You said you had something to show me? oh...
by Caption #78 | September 18, 2009, 1:43PM
Caption #80Giggity
by Caption #78 | September 18, 2009, 1:45PM
Caption #81Giggity
by Big Lou | September 18, 2009, 1:50PM
Caption #82Moxon: Coffee is good black, but I like mine with cream!
by kshee23 | September 18, 2009, 2:15PM
Caption #83This is how I whip myself into shape
by JMador | September 18, 2009, 2:18PM
Caption #84What are the chances we would both be wearing the same thing? Well one of us needs to go and change...
by gizzep13 | September 18, 2009, 2:40PM
Caption #85"This would have to qualify as the best Rorshack test ever!"
by Skttrbrn | September 18, 2009, 4:24PM
Caption #86Save the cheerleader, save the world... what, wait... oh...
by cenquist | September 18, 2009, 5:27PM
Caption #87I see two cherries, does this mean the other one has already been popped?
by KH | September 18, 2009, 6:35PM
Caption #88Mox: (singing) If you like that you should have put a ring on it...
(turns around)
Mox: Whoa, If you like it then you should have put some cream on it!!
(turns around)
Mox: Whoa, If you like it then you should have put some cream on it!!
by Marcus V | September 19, 2009, 12:28AM
Caption #89"My whip cream brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, It's better than yours, with cherries on top!"
And they're like, It's better than yours, with cherries on top!"
by tridon | September 19, 2009, 10:28AM
Caption #90Sorry. I'm lactose intolerant.
by lexg | September 19, 2009, 11:49AM
Caption #91Isn't this how everyone else looks undresssed ?
by Daulton | September 19, 2009, 2:22PM
Caption #92Did somebody ask for a Ali Larter sundae?
by SebastianJapan | September 19, 2009, 2:40PM
Caption #93Now that's a whipping I could get used to!!
by rubix | September 19, 2009, 3:17PM
Caption #94New Heroes character. With the power of ice cream secretion!
by thevinman | September 20, 2009, 12:13AM
Caption #95There goes my HERO, watch her as she melts
by pdpbboy | September 20, 2009, 12:23AM
Caption #96IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN !
by Aaron Stampler | September 20, 2009, 9:41AM
Caption #97bill clinton's favorite dessert
by AsphaltCowboy816 | September 20, 2009, 3:53PM
Caption #98Do you want fries with that?
by Teased | September 21, 2009, 6:26AM
Caption #99YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE CHERRIES SO WE BUILT SOME CHERRIES ON YOUR CHICK SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE U ... hm well i guess EAT.
by G Dunk | September 21, 2009, 9:23AM
Caption #100The Surgeon General is enthusiastically developing new ways to promote Vitamin D consumption in adolescent boys
by G Dunk | September 21, 2009, 9:40AM
Caption #101Mox was determined to outdue the pictures of his teammates giving “pearl necklaces” to their girlfriends
by G Dunk | September 21, 2009, 9:46AM
Caption #102"You misunderstood me...Coach said I can only Eat WITH the TEAM"
by Biggmike324 | September 21, 2009, 10:17AM
Caption #103My Sundays bring all the boys to the yard.
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 11:54AM
Caption #104Does this whipped cream make me look fat?
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 11:56AM
Caption #105I'll give you one guess where I stuck the Banana...
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 11:57AM
Caption #106Want to see something cool?
Pull my finger...
Pull my finger...
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 11:59AM
Caption #107How many licks does it take till you get to the center of the....
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 12:01PM
Caption #108I have 50% of your daily recommended Calcium (per one serving)!
by Willy | September 21, 2009, 12:02PM
Caption #109I Love......Lamp.
by ccdotcom | September 21, 2009, 1:22PM
Caption #110 lick it and stick it baby
by Jeff Walker | September 21, 2009, 1:44PM
Caption #111Just try to eat dinner first!
by Derek Kaufman | September 21, 2009, 3:01PM
Caption #112Before she was everybody's hot hero, she was Moxon's Friday Night Treat!
by kshee23 | September 21, 2009, 4:32PM
Caption #113This is how boys become whipped
by AiwaSoundSystem | September 21, 2009, 5:54PM
Caption #114Her first superhero power ... The Whipped Cream Persuasion Technique.
by superman | September 21, 2009, 5:58PM
Caption #115and now on to the PIE EATING contest...
by tim3eleven | September 22, 2009, 2:38AM
Caption #116Surprise....is the look on the face of the guy with the white goatee
by brandon camarillo | September 22, 2009, 7:56AM
Caption #117"uhhhh...you got something right there"
(she wipes her mouth)
"did i get it?"
"yea i think so"
(she wipes her mouth)
"did i get it?"
"yea i think so"
by J-Heezy | September 22, 2009, 10:22AM
Caption #118yeah yeah yeah... what's up with that paneling on the wall?
by CBCS | September 22, 2009, 11:27AM
Caption #119It seems that we ran out of bowls.
by Styles | September 22, 2009, 12:44PM
Caption #120Are you trying to tell me something?
by kshee23 | September 22, 2009, 12:50PM
Caption #121It looks like beaker from the muppets
by Maxxtro | September 22, 2009, 1:11PM
Caption #122If you like that, wait till you see the dessert
by charlesd | September 22, 2009, 1:41PM
Caption #123Hey, aren't you my sister?
by Troy Lee | September 22, 2009, 6:38PM
Caption #124Excuse me, looks like you lost a cherry there, sweetheart.
by kshee23 | September 22, 2009, 6:47PM
Caption #125That's a pretty impressive 5 o'clock shadow.
by AndrewFoster | September 23, 2009, 2:28AM
Caption #126Honey, I can't find the whipped cream anywhere. Do you know where-OH MY!
by AndrewFoster | September 23, 2009, 2:29AM
Caption #127And the number 1 situation you DON"T want to walk in and find your daughter doing with her boyfriend is . . .
by Japes | September 23, 2009, 10:09AM
Caption #128Only $2.99 at McDonalds
by Japes | September 23, 2009, 10:10AM
Caption #129Baby, you must be really really cold.
by Seth P | September 23, 2009, 1:09PM
Caption #130Oh this? It's just my herpie cream.
by SuperSuperGreg | September 23, 2009, 1:13PM
Caption #131"Would you mind popping the third cherry? . . ."
by SuperSuperGreg | September 23, 2009, 1:17PM
Caption #132"There's a third cherry . . . can you find it?"
by Azn Gzus | September 23, 2009, 7:25PM
Caption #133Before french women shave.
by valorousjoe | September 23, 2009, 8:28PM
Caption #134Looks like that Sunday needs a Banana Split!
by Rexisphere | September 24, 2009, 3:48PM
Caption #135Yo, Imma let you finish, but Chris Evans had one of the best whip cream bikinis of all time.
by Kevin D | September 24, 2009, 6:22PM
Caption #136You see the whip cream and cherries, but can you guess where I put the nuts?
by elmer fuga/ elmer | September 24, 2009, 10:40PM
Caption #137"is that a bannana? or are you just happy to see me?"
by mjwilks | September 25, 2009, 7:48AM
Caption #138oh how sweet you even have the "red" cherry sauce running down the middle.........oh wait
by HelloMoto | September 25, 2009, 10:29PM
Caption #139I LIKE LAMP
by Gilby | September 26, 2009, 7:07PM
Caption #140The rug doesn't match the carpet.
by jparker1580 | September 27, 2009, 8:21AM
Caption #141Mox: Can you turn around please, I prefer Fudge Pops.
by jparker1580 | September 27, 2009, 8:26AM
Caption #142Let me show you MY oop-de-oop.
by krza12 | September 29, 2009, 12:51AM
Caption #143Vanilla in the front, Chocolate in the back.
by gammills08 | September 30, 2009, 11:06AM
Caption #144Hey its one of Doctor Evil's Vembots!!
by Gordon21 | September 30, 2009, 11:18PM
Caption #145i always wondered what nikki's power was.....
by jusdon | August 17, 2010, 8:55PM
Caption #146please tell me this isn't a banana split...?
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