Ok, kids...fill up the clown's head and win a prize!

OMG... It's the Jonas Brothers!

Please, no! No more pictures of the Golden Girls naked! I'll tell you anything!

DON'T LOOK, MARION!

Rehearsal for this year's Acaedmy Award entertainment shows host Hugh Jackman taking things in a slightly different direction

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

The more we yell, the more facial hair we will grow.

Catch a hot dog in your mouth; get $100 toward a boob job! - "Stewie - Family Guy"

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!

X-men or not, the last two people to get out in Dodgeball always seem to freeze up in terror at the prospect of getting the imprint of those rubber playground balls on their foreheads.

Sabertooth's yelling makes wolverine a small man.

walk this wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AHHHHHHHHH I HAVNT HAD A SHOWER IN DAYS ! !!!!!!

I need more glue for my Lee Press-On Chops Sideburns

Green Light

OOOOOOOOOOOO-Klahoma!!!!

AAAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We need some laxative!

(Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom)

JINX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright boys, say AAAAAAH.

Not to be outdone, Sabretooth began singing his version of "Sweet Home Alabama".

Those pesky boneclaws didn't ALWAYS come out of their hands.

2 Guys, 2 Posts

Despite everyone's warnings, the two brothers still insisted on attempting the "Catch a bullet with your mouth" trick.

The German Army was given direct orders to shoot the one with the worst David Carradine impersonation.

WHO'S THE BEST MUTANT test #147 - who can endure a self-inflicted 1-arm Indian Burn the longest.

AAAHHH!!!! Will someone please scratch our backs these back scratchers just aren't doing the trick?

OK gentlemen, say cheese!!!!

Really, why are we just standing here with our hands not tied behind these poles...now that is the big question!!!!

"Galileo (galileo)
Galileo (galileo)
Galileo figaro, magnifico...
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me,
(Hes just a poor boy from a poor family)...
Spare him his life from this monstrosity."

Gary and I at the tourture ride at Universal Studios

Shoot me!! My brother smells like shit...I can't take it no more!! Shoot me!!

"arrr splinters!!!"

For the love of god we're not gay! we didnt order this package

Please, no more Micheal Bolton

SPRITZER GIRL!?!!!!

YOU WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT AFTER THIS?!?!?

ANYTHING BUT MCDONALD'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Picturre of Rosie O'donnell in Exit to Eden, "NOOOO!!!!!!"

SPLINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This photo was taken moments before Wolverine and Sabertooth were unleashed to attack Uwe Boll

This is the first time in history that yelling "This is Sparta!" did not help

Scrubbers!!!!!!!!

That....Just....HAPPEND!?!?

More emotion! And get those hands out from behind your backs, I want to see spirit fingers!

WHAT??? We're really doing a sequel??? Shoot me in the head already!!

Shouting contest...starts... NOW!

"I'm not tied to the post. Are you tied to the post?"

"I'm not tied to the post."

"Ahahahaha. You guys got us on that one."

This might be the strangest way to try and catch grapes in our mouths.

"Ahhhhh"... "Wait"..... "What the heck are we screaming for?.... Our hands are not tide"....

They wanted to crucify us but could only afford one cross, so they split it up.

Don't worry, soon Dorothy will let us down and we'll be on our way to Oz to get our brains.

Madonna's new music videos were getting weirder and weirder

Wolverine that was good...Sabertooth, you were a little flat.

This one time at band camp...

"WILL DANE COOK STOP WALKING BACK AND FORTH SO FAST! JUST SHOOT US!"

"Oh God, please stop, untie me.... I can't take watching Swordfish anymore!!!" How in the hell could you be in this with Travolta, Hugh?!"

ANYTHING"S POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I thought we said NO to the Kate and Leopold sequel!!"

AAHH, Their going to probe us!!!

kami................kami...........ha

...I got the mudd butt, and were stuck to these poles!

Good news guys, we got the green light for Wolverine 2!

And now for your punishment. You two must watch all the X-Men films back to back to back.

And the winner of American Idol is David..............................................Cook.

They just found out they have to go to the vet.

Quit playing guys.....hahahaha...No more please...hahaha...bullets tickle...

The actors were pleased when the first session of "How to be Scary in Film" finally got to the class participation and demonstration portion.

LOGAN: I have bigger muscles!!
CREED: No, I have bigger muscles!!
LOGAN: Ahhhhhhh!!!!
CREED: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Bulls*** I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair!

LOGAN and CREED: What do you mean disney bought MARVEL!?

Thiose must be some of the best back scratchers in the world.

Belching contest... 1.... 2... 3... GO!

Logan: If I had just one wish...just one wish in the whole wide world....it would be that dentistry could take a huge leap forward.

Victor: I dare say Jimmy, There must be a more comfortable position to which the tooth wizard can remove our rotten molars.

And this picture tells the origin story of how Wolverine and Sabretooth invented the reclining dental chair.

I stole the PIE!

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

two girls and one cup....... its a shocker.

Wolverine and Sabretooth are forced to watch The Blob strip naked.

They can heal from any wound but no mutant could withstand the dreaded TICKLE TORTURE!

Xtreme Log ride!
Disney's newest Attraction.

NO NOT BOZO THE CLOWN, ANYTHING BUT BOZO THE CLOWN

I swear, it's not our fault this was a horrible movie!

"Ok, ok, we get it, Sparta."

Tony award-winning actor Hugh Jackman hosts the Tony Awards with special guest, Scream 3's Liev Schreiber!

"American Idol" audtions take a turn for the worse.

Make the Miley Cirus stop, we'll do anything!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Jonas Brothers!

We saw Raiders of the Lost Ark, we know what happens when you open the Ark of the Covenant.

The main event during the annual Elvis Sideburns Rule club picnic: the pole-behind-your-back-while-you-catch-grapes-in-mouth one-legged hippity-hop race....

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time?!?!

All right! All right! We'll do your stupid movie!

Yes, that is how they got me to watch this movie also.

Liev, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Liev. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!

Anger Management. Two negatives don't make a positive.

Logan: "Mmmmm...I like beer."

Who the hell is that copycat in big brother. Sabertooth GO GET HIM

Even as children they were told not to make faces in case the wind changed!

Get Out of the Shot you Effing Idiot or we will personally see you get clawed out of your job!

Maybe we oughta show him how ol Pancho Via used to make guys talk... (The Cowboy Way)

Kshee23 won TWO copies of Adventureland? AHHHHHH!!!

This Happened to me a couple of times and I gotta tell ya, it doesn't sting as much if you make this face. DO YOUR WORST BUB!!!!!

The movie executives want us to do XMEN 4...AHHHHHHH!

Disney just bought Marvel????? SHOOT US!!!!!

No, I want the lead role in "The Billy Mays Story"! No, I do!

Why does Liev look like he laughing?

You go and give us these awesome scratching posts and want to destroy them? WE CANNOT ALLOW THIS...NEVER!!!!!

In pictures, no one can hear you scream.

THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAA !!!!
oh, no, wait...cut!!!

These prostate exams are getting more and more painful.

Ellen is the new American Idol host?!?!?! AHHHHHH!

If your Leopold...that makes me....AHHHHH!

Guys, stop screaming, we just need you to wear these Mickey Mouse suits for a Disney / Marvel promotion.

Every now and then, Logan and Victor's boneclaws found their way to a different extremity.

Experiencing their first not-so-fresh feeling.

This is what happens when Hannah Montana tickets are sold out!

Dirty Mouth? Clean it up with new Orbit X factor.
FABULOUS!

This is what GI Joe Rise of the Cobra should of looked like

Christian Bale would be so proud.

That facial hair would make me angry too!!!!!

GET TO ZA CHOPPPPAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Alright, on the count of 3 let's see who can open their mouth the widest...

No Brusselsprouts, please!!!!

The one who screams loudest won't get raped in jail. One, Two, Three, Go!!

Wolverine - Look what you got us into now.
Sabertooth - I have an idea just follow my lead.
Wolverine - ok
Sabertooth - AHAHAHAHAHAHAH !
Wolverine - AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Red Rover, Red Rover we call Arnie OVERRRRRRRRRRR

WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Doc, I can understand the tying up, but wouldn't this dental exam be easier if you were closer?"

Remember... shoot them in the mouth until the balloon over their head pops and you win a prize!

Torture by midgets with pliers is VERY effective.

Despite the location of the hoses, they just couldn't turn the boys into human water fountains.

The Halitosis Brothers knew their olfactory offenses would one day lead to this moment. And so, with their last act of defiance, the brothers released upon their captors the fury of a thousand garlic cloves.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these Mr. Falcon snakes on this Mr. Falcon FLOOOOOR!

Simon says: scream like a little girl!

WWWWhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy.... Do you build me up, build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down!

KHAAANNNN!

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Please let us go! We have to crap so bad!!!!!!!!!

Just a couple of old cats hissing at a dog!

No Jonas Brothers tickets?! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Anything you can do I can do better....I can do anything better than you...

You call that a war face?.....THIS is a War Face!

Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhe-AAAHHHHHHH!

Want to know their muntant powers?
Guess where these poles came out of.

They are being forced to watch a double feature of X3: X-men united and X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

Damn........constipation!!!!!!!

MMMM!!! I want chicken, I want liver, Meow mix Meow mix please deliver!!!

There.....are.....four.....lights!!!

Amy Winehouse is getting naked.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!...Make her stop!!!

"Deadpool decided to show the boys his extensive collection of Bea Arthur pornography."

refusing to be outdone, wolvrine and sabertooth also spoke out at the Presidents town hall style meeting..........

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!

No more ipooooooooods!

HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont look at our hands and wrists, you can clearly see we are not restrained in any way. Just reverse hugging these posts!!!

Tying Hugh up to a giant, wooden post was the only way to get him to stay after he read the words "adamantium bullet" in the screenplay.

Logan: "Aaaaaahh!"
Victor: "Aaaaaahh!"
Logan: "Aaaaaahh!"
Victor: "Aaaaaahh!"
Logan: "Aaaaaahh! I'm beating you!"

This can go on the leak. Forgetting to restrain our hands and lack of special effects will definitely boost the sales at the box office.

if you would have behaved at the last dental inspection. we wouldnt have had to tie you up. sya aww!!!

Burping champions, Vietnam Spring Break 2009.

The musical is back and no one out-musicals Jackman.

WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS! I WEAR SHORT SHORTS!

This was the earliest know version of pole dancing.

Hugh:*sniff*
Liev...
*sniff, sniff*
Liev, do you smell that?
Liev: Smell what?
Hugh: Oh my God, Liev. You didn't.
Liev: I swear *snickers*, I swear it wasn't me.
Hugh: Aw, what did you eat last night?
Liev: Pork roast, potato salad and some dead vulture.
Hugh: What the heck is wrong with you?
Liev: Well, it was the only way I could get into character!
Hugh: Ugh! Gavin! Gavin get me out of here!
Liev: *sinister laugh* HAHAHAHAHA!

"ESPN Ocho presents a replay of the 1974 Camber Toss Nationals. Well, Bob, these two don't seem to have the technique quite right; but those mutton chops will keep them from sleeping alone, tonight."

Let me see your war face!

5$ you cant throw a smarties in are mouths.

Clearly they're watching "The Hills'

We where going to torture both of you, but instead we will make both of you watch Sportscenter and the never ending Brett Favre saga.
Hugh and Liev: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

We're gonna show you our "O" faces!

Our beards are scratchy!

There are some many people writing captions for this DVD contest it makes us want to scream!!!!

There are SO many people writing captions for this DVD contest, it makes us want to scream!!!!

You mean we may actually have to buy this DVD??? NO!!!!!!!

Don't try to kick the football again Charlie Brown...she'll only take it away again...NO!!!!!

What's better than a Sam Kennison impersonation? Two Sam Kennison impersonations!

OK, good, fellas. This time, not so "yelly"

WE ARE NOT WITCHES!!!!!!!!!!

Betcha a box of Mike & Ike's, I can scream louder than you.

Logan: Lets scare them with our battle cry.
Both: Alalalalalala!!!

Jon Gosselin! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!

This is why you don't tell mutants that Santa Claus is not real.

NO MY MOUTH IS BIGGER!!!!!!

Loudest belch ever...in stereo.

Things that Logan and Victor needs to having while filming this scene:
Army green shirt and pants.....Checked
Screaming.....Checked
Hands tied to the pole..... wait a minute, cut cut!
I suppose this version may go on the internet leak

Things that Logan and Victor needs to have while filming this scene:
Army green shirt and pants.....Checked
Screaming.....Checked
Hands tied to the pole..... wait a minute, cut cut!
I suppose this version may go on the internet leak

Run Forest Run

Who farted?

Should have used Preperation H.

Those poles aren't coming out of the ground...

Look, Ma! No cavities!

DRILL SARGENT: ""GUMP!!!! WHATS YOUR SOUL PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY!!!!!!""
LOGAN: ""TO DO WHAT EVER YOU TELL ME TO DO DRILL SARGENT!!!!""

Not Pictured: Jackman and Schreiber's personal bikini waxers.

Isn't that Weebo from Flubber in the window?!

Oh, the irony of Sabertooth wearing DOG tags...

Thats the worst FART ever!!!!!!

"Look at me, I'm a mailbox!"
"Me too!"

"Yawn"

Ok, first one to get a headache wins, on 3, 2, 1..

An honest reaction after hearing about George Lucas discus another Indiana Jones movie.

you'll never take our FREEDOM!

COMBAT ENGINEER HOOAH

We just had to come to Germany on our vacation.

Underarmour

" WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE! "

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOO!.....Bless You!

roid rage at its finest

THIS IS .....roid rage ?

Mom always told us if we made silly faces, one day the wind would change and they would stay that way......unfortunately that day was today.

AHHH 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP! MAKE IT STOP!

IM A GOOFY GOOBER YA. YOURE A GOOFY GOOBER YA. WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YAY. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are never to old to be circumsized.

My jaws hurt

- Tell me 'bout it!

Both: SPLINTERS AAAAH!!!

This is right before they vomitted pea soup.

"And now, we shall shoot bananas into the recruit's mouths! Banana shooting - BEGIN!"

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

Logaaaaan, i told you not to play with Rogue and Jean... now they are going to take us with Professor X to teach classes all day...
and for free!
Brotheeeer, shut up Storm will save us, as always...

Tough Guys huh? I know how to deal with tough guys. Pedro get the Rosie O'donnel sex tape!!

Logan: - hey! Bro. Did you notice they had forgotten to tie our hands and we are still standing here waiting to get shotted!!!?

Nice film for a sunday afternoon...

AAAAAAA....THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER...PLEASE KILL IT...AAAAAAA

Is that Kanye West coming on stage???? NO!!!! Watch out Taylor!!!!!!

We need our hands to play Scribblenauts!

This is the worst E-harmony date I've ever been on.

Bahumbug

Yes we want fries with that!

WATER!!!!!!! WE NEED WATER!!! This chili is really Hot!!!!

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!

THIS GUY SHOULDN'T WIN!!!! HE SUBMITTED THIS PAST THE DEADLINE!!!!!!!!!!!

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Got bad BO? Try new deoderent X everyone's using it!

There are just somethings you can't unsee ...

The Bills lost Monday Night at New England with 5 Minutes left and an 11 point lead?

BUCKFUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine and Sabertooth prove you couldn't kill them if they let you

Somtimes excessive body hair can be a bad thing, you can't tell but right now there's a midget swinging from our pubes....AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Do ya think they'll ever tell us who the winners of this caption contest are?

FUCK YOU GUYS, you always pick the stupid captions. They are never funny

I agree with Shane...