I swear that was bigger and closer yesterday!

ICEBERG!!! Dead ahead!!!

I'll save you Rose!!!

Crap!!! I drop my coke bottle!

Whala!

Whait for me! I'm coming!

Shrinkage?

One bear short of a bear bridge.

I think I can! I think I can! I think I can!

Darn Global Warming...

"The whiiiiiite wizard approaches.....do not let him speak...he will put a spell on us!!!"

"Snow slushieeeeeeee!"

You've been hit by, you've been struck by A Smooth Criminal!

I immediately regret this decision. This is gonna hurt the noggin'.

"Kari Ann Paniche leaked video??...quick back to the Bear Cave!"

"...3 to get ready and 4...toooo....oh crap...not gonna make it."

Bad News Bear!

Have you ever tried it... ON WEEEEEED?

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

Holding signs up...
Russia: 4
USA: 3
France: 3
China: 3
Antartica: 5

ALMOST AT JOHANNESBERG. GOTTA MEET THOSE ALIENS AT DISTRICT 9.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen. Cannonball!

Missed it by that much.

And now, my imitation of Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler

Now this is how you do the real Polar Bear Plunge.

The now grown bear leaps from the safety of the ice into the chilly waters and is now officially a part of the polar bear club.

And he would forever be known as Titanic.

the ice berg just came out of nowhere.

Im not gonna make it......Cranky

EncarnocioooooOOOOOooonnn!!!!

Oh crap...

Ooooh!! A butterfinger!

Doh, I looked down!

I can haz fish in water?

Why is it that every time I follow the directions of this GPS I end up in the ocean.

The economy has finally hit the wildlife in Hollywood... NO networks have picked up on the Coca-Cola Commercials this winter and Pink Slips were handed out. Some just cannot handle the stress.

Notice the grace of the magestic... oh crap! Is he falling?

is this a scene from the new season of lost?

Hey my sweet heart dont run am comiing...!!

The polar bear, one of nature's most confused creatures, often sees his own reflection in the water, assumes he is drowning, and proceeds to jump in to try and save himself.

This is my favourite dance move from Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal video.

So Tiredddd. Cant...stand...much...longer...

I'll save you Happy Feet!

Looks back and says: "Dude, that was gross -.-"

SouthWest Airline Commercial: WANT TO GET AWAY?...

I wonder if the world is like a square and ends here?... NOPE ITS DEFINITELY ROUND!

I wonder if the EARTH is square and ends right here?... NOPE ITS DEFINITELY ROUND!

This is your brain on drugs.

Are YOU my mother?

I blame Al Gore, inconvenient truth my ass

BELLY FLOP!

Dude, I told you it would be funny to stick that stuffed polar bear onto that iceberg!

"...one small step for bears, one giant leap for bearkind."

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

I could totally be a car hood ornament...check this out!

That's one small step for bear...one giant leap for OHH NO lost my footing!!

I totally have the best toe grip ever...watch.

What wonderful form, but the landing left a little to be desired.

my daemon!

And, it's gone..

popsicles.... :D

Thank you Lord for that which we are about to receive...

Jeff’s nearsightedness finally caught up with him.

Trust the Force young padawan...

see not all my friends have to jump off a bridge for me to do it so ha!! ahh ahhhhh ooooo crap!!!

What would you do for a clondike bar?

And as he jumped from iceberg to iceberg, the polar bear thoght to himself, " I wonder what the grizleys are doing this time of year?".

I'm training for the summer olympics.

crap.
since when can graboids swim?

Answer: Nothing. Question: What is colder than a polar bears toenail?

Back in the day, before Michael Phelps, there was...

Am I covered under Obama's health care plan?

Tragically, Al Gore died under the weight of his polar bear suit.

fuck michael phelps

Banzai!

...And in other news FINA, the international governing body of swimming, in a move designed to ofset the flurry of world records over the past 12 months, will now require all competiors to wear polar bears suits. A seperate motion that would require them fight to the death at the finish line is still under consideration. For more on those developments, let's to Michael Phelps...

...And in other news FINA, the international governing body of swimming, in a move designed to offset the flurry of world records over the past 12 months, will now require all competitors to wear polar bears suits. A separate motion that would require them fight to the death at the finish line is still under consideration. For more on those developments, let's to Michael Phelps...

"So, Annie Are You OK
Are You OK, Annie?"

There goes another ice float. My species is toast.

"Wait a minute.....who glued my feet to the ice!"

"Spider Bear, Spider Bear, does whatever a spider bear cares, clings to ice, likes to swim, spider bear, spider bear"

Now, that's what I call a polar bear plunge.

I can almost...reach it...

Quick! The liberals are coming!

Mission: Impolarbear

smooth criminal!

It was going to be a long summer for nuknuk the nearsighted polar bear

milk was a bad choice

This looked a lot easier in the brochure... Darn travel agent!

banzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai !!!

"Cut! We're gonna have to do that one again. And, for crying outloud, someone bring me a bear that knows what he's doing. Where did we find this one? The circus? I said, wild animal... Implies that he's wild and has done this sort of thing before."

One minute, I'm wandering the forrest of a island that can move through time and space...and the next minute , I'm on a freaking iceberg. ...I guess it's true what they say: "If you miss one episode, you're totally LOST."

Does anyone know if bear fur shrinks in icy cold water? Anyone? ....oh well, screw it!

I dropped my fish!

(Thump!)
D'oh!

Next stop - Jamaica

Narrator 1: And here is a look at the polar bear in his native habitat. The polar bear looks so graceful and moves ever so careful over the frozen tundra....
Narrator 2: Haha are we rolling cuz we are going to have to cut this out. That polar bear just took a giant digger. O man this is awesome. Lets just go with this shot instead. Its much more entertaining. Animals are never caught doing dumb things. The world needs to that even animals have off days.

Honey...I'll be back!

"Damn, they were right about global warming after all."

"Does a bear crap in the woods," they ask.... Ha! Maybe those hillbilly brown bears. My white rear only poos on the finest of glacial ices.

Those damn paparazzi...

Um, can you come a little closer? I'm feeling a little tipsy.

Wow, this cub scout camp is harsh. When they announced that there was going to be an early morning "Arctic Swim", I never thought they meant it literally.

And David Hasslehoff isn't the only judge to buzz this time.

This is "The Arctic's Got Talent"!

Screw you DiCaprio!! The Hope Diamond is MINES!!!!!!

How Michael Phelps trains in the off season

One giant leap for bear-kind.

I waited my entire life for THAT Avatar trailer? Good by cruel, cruel world. Ahhh........

Belly flop!

I thought a bail out plan was coming?

please save me from my girlfriend..

This is gonna turn my six nipples as hard as diamonds.

Morgan Freeman in a deep and authoritative voice: ohhh @#$%...

That water is freeeeezing, I am NOT going in it.

How much can A Polar Bear! follow me.

oh shit, didn't expect it to melt that fast

"Global warming? It's a MYTH!", she said. "It's not melting the same!", she said. "You can swim!", she said. I WANT A DIVORCE, DAMMIT!

YES

Earth... The Final Frontier!

Whatever, Mr. Dictionary! I'm going to go and gets me that wallet out of that polar bear pit, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Don't worry, hoverbear will find the Titanic.

"Hey fellas.... look at me!!!!.... This is my impression of the Titanic!!!!''

Did you know that when Michael Phelps gets high.... He sees himself as a polar bear????"

Why the hell did i have o play truth and dare ?

Director- CUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
Damn the polar bear is acting up agian.I tell you working with stars is a pain in the ass

Why the hell did i have to play truth and dare ?

I like to move it, move it !

I can't believe I'm risking my neck so Disney can make a movie.

The original belly flop.

Mother told me not to look at my reflection becuase then I'll think---oh no! I'm drowning! Quick, I'll save me!

I knew Wonder Woman left her jet here!

Oh no, global warming got me again.

The new obstacles on "Wipeout" are getting harder and harder...

Morgan Freeman: "Watch as this elegant Polar Bear gracefully hops from one iceberg to another..."
Polar Bear: "You want me to do what?!?! Well, if Morgan Freeman thinks I can do it...Here goes!!!"

This was the point where the Polar Bear's "snow balls" actually turned inward, burying themselves inside the body cavity.

Hey guys, check this out...what am I? guess....NO...guess again....NO...I'm a salmon swimming upstream....idiots.

"I Believe I Can Fly...."

1m Springboard Gold Medal. Here I come!

Maaaaaa!!! Billy pushed me...

ahh...what the hell, i mean we'll be dead in a few years anyways

'one giant leep for mankind, one small step for Polar Bear'

I could have sworn that looked like a flat surface when I jumped! Darn global warming.....

Further evidence of the need for President Obama's universal health care plan.

Al Gore: The Ultimate Long Jump Coach

March of the Penguins meet Bellyflop of the Bear

Iceburgs: 90% below the water; 10% ready to trip you face first into a bro iceburg. High five broburg.

Beary-frop!

I seriously regret this decision!

I'm starting to think there isn't any Coke in this ice afterall...too late...

Bellyflops are for kids...Real men dive into icebergs!

Taken from the hit film "White Bears Can't Jump".

These clothes, were made for walking.