Avada Kedavra!

Maybe im off my hinges, but i believe you. thats why im going to let you go. im gonna give you to the count of three ..to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1...2...

Nah bro... I'm just playin'! It ain't even loade...

You die now!

Get down he\'s got a gun!!! Stop shooting,
You\'re on Scare Tactics.

If you think my gun is scary now just wait untill the flag that soys BOOM on it comes out.

It was then that he realized what the wink from the owner of the novelty shop really meant

"Get up! Get on up! Stay on the scene, like a sex machine!"

Oh crap! It's just a fire cracker?!

"Your Super Soaker ain't got nothing on this."

he's groovin and shootin

swish and flick!

Clerks 3 starring O.J. Simpson!

"No small change? that's it! I've had it with you people."

On your mark... get set... GO!

You forgot your change!

Need a light?

knock knock
whos there?
BLAM!!! YOUR DEAD!

I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no good keister of my property, 1 2 10. Merry christmas ya filthy animal, and a happy new year

Holy cow! This thing's real!?

I'ma lead farmer motherf*****........ O wait, um I thought I knew how to work this thing, O yep there it goes!

I don't want your money, just help me put this out!

Giv me ma 2$ ..Wat you wont ?...Eat this !!!

patchoo patchoo...got ya

pitoo pitoo

what bike?

No crack for you. You leave now.

MOSKITO!!!

Say hello to my lil friend!

see ..my ass is burning like this..

Falling Down 2: The Crack Years

I shoot you and you die

I knew I shouldn't have joined the postal service!!!

At this store we shoot all of your change back at you. It's considered polite........ in da hood!

Would you like to be wrapped in paper or plastic?

Man these new cap guns look so rea- OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

After shooting the would be robber, he discoverd that he has apparently soiled himself as well.

Life is LOUD in cracktown

Stop! Or my mom will shoot

She Bangs, She Bangs!!!

"MOM!!!!! You Said It Wasn't Loaded!"

Juanito's reaction to finding out he DIDN'T save a lot by switching to Geico.

OH! I think I just crapped my pants...

It's just like the trademark opening of a James Bond movie!!

Oh crap! It was loaded! Ummmm you ok?

"When Robberies Go Bad", Sunday Night at 8pm...only on Fox.

If you think this gun bangs loud, you should hear your sister.

Got greesy robber problems? I have the solution. It's a shaw-POW!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Stop paying in ones!

What's in your wallet!

You think it lead that kill you but it actually death ray from my crazy eyes.

(Why this could only come from Hollywood: guy is not Korean, no string of 20 girlie mags hanging on a clip rack behind him, prices on items not marked up 500% etc)

Use a gun and your done.
10, 20, to Life
Wait a second somebody is threatining my life, SHOOT THAT MOTHER&#%*@$

When Obama takes away all of our guns and freedoms, there will be no more of this.
Everybody is going to miss out on so much fun!

I shoot cap guns and smoke candy cigarettes because Im a cranaby.

Cranaby - A cracker that is a wannabe. Adjective
(Use it in a sentence)

Yo two hood rats beat the blank outta some cranaby because the blanking blanker tried to pretend to smoke some fake weed. What a blanking cranaby!

Box of XL condoms: $10.50
Pack of Marlboro Lights in a box: $5.00
Forcing the Fight or Flight response out of Tito in his own store while asking if he is an illegal alien: Priceless.
For everything else, theres Mastercard.

Didn't I surprise you!

bobby loathed the gangs and drugs but it was the gratuitous abuse of the take-a-penny-leave-a-penny tray that pushed him over the edge.

Cash Only

I'm gonna get you sucka!

You browse all day, don't buy!!!

NO!!!! First you pay, then you pump!

"Death is Cold in Bulletville"

Brandon Routh??? Bullet in the eye my a**!

Spiders......i hate spiders!

So you have to ask yourself one thing ... did I fire 5 shots or did I fire 6.. well tell me punk do ya feel lucky? well DO yowhoooooo o crap... oops...

Freeze Mother Bitches!!!

Alessandros new pyroflatulence tool misfires evoking a sense of shock and concern.

No soup for you!

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? It's something I ask all of my customers...I just like the sound of it. (bang)

No, you can't pay in pennies.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a GUN!

That's the last time he'll try to use a credit card for scratch-off lottery tickets! Cash Only!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH-CHOOO!!

My favorite flick is...kiss, kiss, bang, BANG!

Dude seriously, I just came here to get some Cheetos.

Hey you left your keys on the counter.

Can you here me now?

POP! M*****F*****

Oh my god! I thought this was the "BANG" gun from the Looney Tunes.. NOT A REAL ONE!

Headshot !!!

"I think I have just pooped!"

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.......[bang} OH S****

Here's your change (gun shoots) BANG

......OOOOH [as he picks up the cap gun laying right next to the 45]

Hey ...Hey you forgot your change

I'm about to pop a cap in that .....

Who do you think you are, Roy Rogers?

SAY 'ELLO ... TO MY LIL FRIEND... and I mean "LITTLE"!

Life is dangerous in 7-11 town.

No, my hair isn't spray on.

"PROTECT THE CONDOMS AND SINGLE SERVING ASPRIN TABS!!!"

"THIS IS FOR RECOMMENDING
TRANSFORMERS 2 !!!!!

"NOW YOU SEE ME ... NOW YOU DON'T" {BANG}

" MY ASS IS NOT FOR SALE!!!!"

Expeliarmus!

Would you like a SLUSHY with that?

""I Got A Wife And Kid Man......So You Really Wanna Do This Huh ? Well, Fine Two Can Play This Game (BANG!)""