Hurry! To the man cave...

I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!

I love poo, Man

At least Paul Rudd runs like a man.

Who's been feeding a dog corn? KHAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Hey!!! this hakysack smells like crap!

Is that Britney Spears ?! Oh my God !!!!!!

This is how I met your father.

Forget the crap, Transformers 2 starts in five minutes!!!

Hurry up and get out of here before he turns green.

Lets get out of here before he realizes your dog just ate his hakysack!

You look like you got some pain behind those eyes...you know what helps that? Weed, got any?

We all stand on e leg, exept that girl behind....dawm you!!!!

Geez! If this guy pulls my leash any tighter he's gonna rip my head off!!!

If you run fast enough... you won't sink in the concrete!

Look, up in the sky - the puggle signal! No time for a baggy, the city is in jeopardy once again! Puggle awaaaaay!

got a little captain captain captain got a little captain in you?

forget Lou over ther is Corey Feldmen.. GO!!

i wish the artist would paint faster i cant hold still like this anymore my bones ache

Dog: I can\'t run that fast, I just took a monster dump.

We need a plastic baggie...stat!!

oh snap! he's gonna go HULK on us! RRRUUNNN!!!

Cardiovascular fitness is an important component of physical activities. Benefits include improved lung function, increased mobility, and a lowered risk of other physical injuries.

It's nice to see 'Body by Jake' gave them a head start.

The Poo is turning into a MeatHead...run for cover!!!

I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE, MAN! - Segal

YES YOU DO! - Rudd

RAPE! - Dog

Rudd: You're screwing up our slow-mo Baywatch run! Let the dog go!

I hope he thinks that was the dog and not me!

Who wears jeans to the beach?

And with that the gentlemen sprung into action. To escape the intended pounding by the rather large fellow who stepped in their dog's poo. To catch the bus as well. These worthy men will go on to fight another day, the good fight of course, and with their mad dash into the sunset they will never be forgotten for their pooey anticts .

Ahh Crap!

So THAT'S what Chris Farley meant in "Holy Schnikes".

Surf's up dude!

our male love affair has been noticed by our wives quick run

Lou: who let the dog poo on the beach? CMON PEOPLE!!

quickly that dog over there is also in heat lets go mate them and laugh watching it

All 3 runners are excited, but only Anwar Sadat sports the "red rocket" as a result of this thrilling event.

I carry a belt so I can beat the dog who left this here.

the other day were were jogging and this guy crapped himself and then stepped in it.

The other guy farted at my open house, but this is just unacceptable...

I swear! It wasn't the dog!!!!

run...it's my wife's monthly!

run...Lou Ferrigno is about to step in poo

Runnnnnnnn!!!! He's about to step on the Crap Mine!

This dookie will buy us a few seconds, let's go!!!

workout guy: Die poo! Die!

The real reason Skynet decided to wipe out humanity... Terminators kept stepping in dog crap.

He called the s#!t poop!!

(Segal) - THIS DOG WONT STOP CHASING ME ! AHHH !

(Rud) - IT'S GAINING ON YOU !

We have three seconds before he realizes it wasn't the dog!

that dog crap is just like lou farigno's career

Run all you want, I'm still gonna touch your wiener.

It's a traaaaaaaaap!

"Mentos. The Freshmaker."

I feel a roid rage coming on!!!!

"Introducing this years newest event in the annual Bi-Curious Manathalon: The 100 yard Santa Monica Pier Poop and Dash.

So far these two all stars are showing a strong start, though it looks as though they might have made poor choice in their canine team member this year, but at this point, everything is up in the air...back to you Chuck."

"Or as we like to say around here: on the shoe...."(mild chuckles from the announcers).

We're guna miss the Dracula Musical !
Lets hurry before Van Helsing slays us !
Poop Attack !!

Want to get away.

Tag you're it.

I told you not to feed him Taco Bell!!!

Dirty shoes? Clean them up with Orbit.

Quick we need to catch the icecream truck before it leaves i droped my fudgesicle.

"Don't put it out with your boots, Ted!" (Happy Gilmore reference)

Although it took the director several takes with Lou's dialogue, constantly asking "What?" after every character's lines, he still possessed the Hulk Smash when it came to poo-stepping.

(Insert funny caption about Lou Ferigno's partial deafness here)

Guy on Right: Omg why'd you let the dog poop in the middle of the road, now that buff guy is gonna kick our ass

Guy on Left: That poop is mine

Did you see how that muscle man squished that rat!? We better get the hell up out of here before he squishes little Pom-Pom.

Canine mine- RUN!!!!!

Holy Crap!!!! He just squashed that dog into a little puddle. Ruuuuuuuuun!!!!!!

"Dude, you totally forgot to set the bag on fire"
"Dude, I totally forgot the bag"
"Dude, he's gonna stomp it out anyway"
"RUN DUDE RUN !!!"

LEFT: "QUICK, RUN!"
RIGHT: "What's the big deal?"
LEFT: "That guy stepped in our mess, and I'm pretty sure he could strangle us with just his nipples!"

Runnn!!!!, you wouldnt like lou ferrigno when hes angry.

The reunion of "Freaks & Geeks" didn't go quite as planned.

Quick...before Lou realizes his shitty outfit isn't quite complimented by the dog shit

Another crappy day

Did you see him STOMP that man?????---RUN!

Cue Chariots of Fire.

Palm Trees and Poopies...just another day on the Boardwalk.

"Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. Round paper packages tied up with strings, these are a afew of my...what the?!?!

"Hey guys! Wait for ....ahhhhhhh."

"Get back here! I told you I can get a great price on him from Taco Bell.... They're running out of "beef!"

I love you, poop.

The I Love You Man-athon

Running is a mental sport and we're all insane!!

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Paul Rudd will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster, and better smelling.

Sydney: I think we got brock lesnar mad again.
Peter: Your right did you see what he did to the door.

OMG it's a T-1000 run!!!!!!!!!!!

What the...? I just stepped in man poop!

its a poop-mine ! it's gonna BLOW!

RUDD: I still can't believe they are remaking the Karate Kid! It must have been hard training with Mr. Miyagi because I'm getting tired! Props to Daniel-san!

SEGEL: Props to Daniel-san!

It's like "Run Lola, Run," except with two dudes and a dog.

thats not sand in the background, its cocaine. mmmmmm.

Merry Christmas!

That guy just shit out of his foot...RUNN!!

Peter RUN he's about to step on that landmine!

"Man, we really put our foot in it this time!"

Lou: What the hell did i just step in!?
Sydney: Peter rush
Peter: Why don't you just say run?
Sydney: no its "Rush"
Peter: Oh my God, Oh my God!
Sydney: We Love You!

HULK POO!!!

Poo jokes: career-starters, career-finishers.

after watching one pet get stomped into a grease spot he knew running was the only option!!!

LOU FERIGNO HULK ON THAT!!!
ROB PATTINSON SIGN MY DOG!!!

This picture was taken a second before the start of the 7th Annual New Jersey Guido Dash. Pictured: (front row) runner 53, runner 117, (back row) Big Lou stomping the ceremonial poo to begin the race.

MAZELTOV!!!!!!!!!!

8:58 CRAP!!! Spongebob is on in 2 minutes

I don't have to run the fastest, I just have to run faster than youuuu...

"I don't care if you like UPS, that "brown" isn't going to do anything except get us pounded! RUN!!"

quick before lou ferigna eats my dog! it has a lot of protein!

Jason Segel and Paul Rudd are going on a soothing afternoon jog together. Meanwhile...
Man in background: "I must kill ze dog poo!"

Sydney, next time you poop in public clean it up!

The California spinoff of Pamplona's running of the bulls

Paul: You know how I know you're gay?
Jason: How?
Paul: You walk your tiny dog at a beach and hit on muscle-men.

Unbeknownst to the muscle-bound man, Sparky's explosive diarrhea was actually explosive.

Go on, take a dookie and run.

lets go slap the bass

Ready to hit the next hurdle in the muscle man poop olympics.

Gonna Fly Now... Flying High Now!

...And That's How I Met Your Mother!

he didnt buy the ''natural compost'' excuse!

That guy's so mad he just pooped out of his foot, RUN!!

A scene from the Dark Knight if Joel Schumaker had directed it.

Does this dog make me look gay?
No, your shoes do.

You think he's mad now? Just wait until he finds out that's not dog shit.

Holy crap! We're gonna miss Dollar Beer Night at the bar. RRRUUUNNNNN!!

A sheesh y'all Ice cream man!!!

B-DOUBLE-E R-U-N! BEER RUN!

Oh No!!!! The Dog Just Did A Crap'n'Dash

You would think a talk alien dog would know where to deliver a load. This is the last time I do J a favor. I hope he can do that flashy mememory thing before this guy catches us.

"Who let the dogs out?" That's right, we did, bitch!.

"hey the chinese restaurant is back that way!"

Run, he's going riverdance on it.

See when I said I love you man I was just quoting the title.

Don't worry that's just Hollywood crap...

... who gives a crap there's a text cursor behind you, RUN Peter RUN!!

*In above photograph, there is a text cursor within the screen capture of this still frame...*

Peter: "Dude He'll understand, it's just a dog"
Sydney: "No Peter, that crap is mine. RUN!"

A new training sequence from Rocky 7.

There's only 10 seconds left on the poop bomb ... RUUUUUNNNN!!!!

And then they ran. Escaping from a buff dude with a small penis may be hard at times but it isnt as hard as escaping from jail or me for that matter. So they ran to try to find some strippers they could negotiate with but the next club wasnt for miles. Thirsty they ran as Paul looked over, he hesitated but he said "i love u man"

haha isnt that great they said the movie title in the movie
Shutup

So now they ran like the 15 yr old bf of my 13 yr old daughter. Running the small penis grew large... his anger did at least. Good thing paul did track in high school cuz he escaped into an asian restaurant. Luckily the buff dude is scared of asians. as jason runs the buff dude follows closely until he jumps into a gay bar. luckily the buff man is a homophobe. so thats the story of how jason and paul out run the buffness!!!!

Run, Before He Realizes Its Not Chocolate!

Look On The Bright Side, At Least Its Not On Fire.

"Just Doo It" - #4 in the Top Ten Worst Nike Commercials Of All Time.

I love L.A.

Cruel Summer.

The "Running Man" remake had the heart, but not the soul, of the original

Segel: Which way did you see Batman heading?
Rudd: Screw it. I saw the Joker over there. If he doesn't put the fear of God into him, then I don't know who will.

here take the dog
why?
so i can run faster
but u cant outrun that man
i dont have to outrun him, i just have to outrun u.

Did we leave the stove on
Got Damn it!

I do not love you man

First you say it, then you do it.

Get to the choppa!

Ferrigno: This is exactly why I didn't sign onto that one Hulk movie with giant poodles.

Run Forrest run!

Are those the Jo Bros?!?

We better hurry. Lou Ferigna has anywhere from 5-15 seconds before he turns into the Hulk.

Let's catch those two girls and tell them that they spilled their cup.

I told Paris Hilton I would get you home Safely and that's what I Intend to do.

Great, now I have to go to the washroom

If we don't get outta here now this guy might eat my dog!

At least my dog is a little lighter now and should therefore run faster.

Don't worry, that was just the chocolate Pillsbury Doughboy

At least he's not Usain Bolt.

Look out Pete, the guy who took ths screenshot has his cursor right beside you!

Quick...if we freeze in a running position maybe he won't notice us.

Glad we could take care of your tired pups with some squishy poo. Quick! Over there! A roller skater! You KNOW her foot need some comfy doo to rest upon. Let's go, Friend.

Hurry! That man has a tail!