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CAPTION CONTEST: ECHELON CONSPIRACY DVD CONTEST
With Echelon Conspiracy coming to Blu-ray and DVD on July 21st, we have been provided with three copies of the DVD to give away. Featuring an all-star cast including Shane West, Edward Burns, Ving Rhames and Martin Sheen, the high-tech action-thriller weaves an engrossing story of greed, intrigue and the price of national security. Mysterious cell phone messages promise a young American engineer untold wealth — then make him the target of a deadly international plot.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of Echelon Conspiracy on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: July 18th.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by Fletch | July 3, 2009, 12:08AM
Caption #1Crap! My ex-girlfriend just found my facebook page and wants to Friend me.
by kolapsys | July 14, 2009, 3:45AM
Caption #2I'm cuuuuuuuuumin' !
by Babyfro | July 14, 2009, 11:02PM
Caption #3"They picked that caption as a winner on Trailer Addict?!?!?!"

by flabbybuns | July 2, 2009, 1:28PM
Caption #4German sheiza porn? Whoa!
by Bobby | July 2, 2009, 2:03PM
Caption #5I didn't think a conspiracy could smell so bad!
by Shortybighead | July 2, 2009, 2:24PM
Caption #6not another "2 girls 1 cup" reaction shot... *sigh*...
by Special-K | July 2, 2009, 2:35PM
Caption #7A sphincter says what?.......... What?
A sphincter says what?...... What?
A sphincter says what?... Whatwait a minute, I get it. Nice one Colonel.
A sphincter says what?...... What?
A sphincter says what?... Whatwait a minute, I get it. Nice one Colonel.
by death | July 2, 2009, 3:06PM
Caption #8Did I say 3 fingers!!! I ment 2!
by Mason Dixon | July 2, 2009, 3:12PM
Caption #9wait a tick am i getting punk'd?
by Mason Dixon | July 2, 2009, 3:14PM
Caption #10wait i have to pay for this it says FREE porn?
by starfire1026 | July 2, 2009, 3:34PM
Caption #11So you are telling me there were others before me i thought i was the only one. I believed we had something special Echelon. I thought you cared about me well i am done with you.
by FAHR | July 2, 2009, 3:34PM
Caption #12Bro... This is my sister!!!
by rubix | July 2, 2009, 3:38PM
Caption #13No! I told Michael Bay to rig those charges fruther aay from the actors!
by dank | July 2, 2009, 3:40PM
Caption #14"Someone's in my house, eating my birthday cake!"
by killy27 | July 2, 2009, 3:54PM
Caption #15Is this feed going straight from my house? If it is than omg that's my wife!
by Kiko Sanchez | July 2, 2009, 3:54PM
Caption #16PC Load Letter? WTF does that mean?
by Daulton | July 2, 2009, 5:24PM
Caption #17Oh my god my ex! She never did that with me :(
by ChuckD | July 2, 2009, 6:25PM
Caption #18no one told me mini strippers could do that....
by tlind | July 2, 2009, 7:20PM
Caption #19O...My...God Chewbacca lives
by racso92 | July 2, 2009, 7:23PM
Caption #20NOOOOOO!!!!!! I got the blue screen of death!!!!!!
by racso92 | July 2, 2009, 7:27PM
Caption #21OMG is that a T1000
by The Dark Knight | July 2, 2009, 8:38PM
Caption #22Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
by Ehpapcha | July 2, 2009, 9:03PM
Caption #23Seriously, How long is it gonna take for this video to load!!
by thekillerjoker | July 2, 2009, 9:26PM
Caption #24Holy Crap!
by thekillerjoker | July 2, 2009, 9:28PM
Caption #25Holy Crap!
by smurfy | July 2, 2009, 9:42PM
Caption #26whoa! dude.
by Anthony "My Name Is Hello" Llanes | July 2, 2009, 11:44PM
Caption #27He's a 40 year old virgin!?
by Shane Philips | July 2, 2009, 11:53PM
Caption #28Cash for Gold
by Fletch | July 3, 2009, 12:06AM
Caption #29This was not supposed to happen....my Twitter Aggregator Celebrifeed Tracker just posted Simon Cowell's latest tweet, and it is not pretty my friend.
by DavidABynoe | July 3, 2009, 12:58AM
Caption #30Oh My God, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
You bastards!
by jbunke | July 3, 2009, 5:16AM
Caption #31That was the worst joke Martin Sheen has ever told... What do you call a Highway Superintendent with a College Degree?... A "Rhoads" Scholar...
by ssatori | July 3, 2009, 5:30AM
Caption #32Are you using the whole fist there doc?
by MovieLover | July 3, 2009, 5:42AM
Caption #33I would like to play in a vampire movie!
by jerms | July 3, 2009, 8:12AM
Caption #34Whoa! That was me in A Walk To Remember?!
by FilmCritic | July 3, 2009, 9:03AM
Caption #35This is worse than anything we could imagine... I don't get cell reception in here!
by feastlover | July 3, 2009, 9:22AM
Caption #36OK Don't freak out! but there is a really wierd blurry guy right behind you !!!!!
by Styles | July 3, 2009, 10:33AM
Caption #37ohhh... maaaa... gyaaddd...
by rudecam76 | July 3, 2009, 12:06PM
Caption #38...and i gave a look like "say whaaaaaa"
by DrFunbags | July 3, 2009, 1:25PM
Caption #39My God, my cell phone wants me to watch Eagle Eye!!!
by Silky | July 3, 2009, 1:56PM
Caption #40Bourne S.....waitaminit...
Eagle E.....cmon....
Enemy of the Sta.....geesh....
Eagle E.....cmon....
Enemy of the Sta.....geesh....
by DAT | July 3, 2009, 2:30PM
Caption #41Go towards the light!
by Newrich3 | July 3, 2009, 3:01PM
Caption #42Hey! Wait a minute. That's my Mom and Dad going at it!
by slickster | July 3, 2009, 3:05PM
Caption #43And this is my Jim Carey from Cable Guy impression, "Wake up little snoozy, smell the smellin' salts"
by sbr1 | July 3, 2009, 5:20PM
Caption #44Dude! I totaly left the oven on! DAM!
by Babyfro | July 3, 2009, 5:21PM
Caption #45I think I'm going to be sick.
by Skinless Tomcat | July 3, 2009, 7:29PM
Caption #46I am so hot!
by aremovalsign | July 3, 2009, 8:37PM
Caption #4710 am. Kaprova and Kriznokov!
by maddhatter | July 4, 2009, 12:12AM
Caption #48Is that a mans poop
by noir62 | July 4, 2009, 10:24AM
Caption #49Holy crap! It happened again! Everytime I look in the mirror Mathew Fox is staring back at me!
by noir62 | July 4, 2009, 10:27AM
Caption #50Holy crap! I meant Edward Burns!! Aww fudge it all.
by looloo | July 4, 2009, 12:48PM
Caption #51Sarah Palin RESIGNS as Gov. Of Alaska!!
by Mason Dixon | July 5, 2009, 7:44AM
Caption #52dude i think i just sharted
by Mason Dixon | July 5, 2009, 7:46AM
Caption #53freeze frame , freeze frame , a freeze frame whooooo!!!
by Japes | July 5, 2009, 8:46AM
Caption #54Holy smokes Batman!!!!
by scarter9@elon.edu | July 5, 2009, 2:31PM
Caption #55X: Is she...
Y:yup
X:and is that...
Y:yup
Y:yup
X:and is that...
Y:yup
by Mason Dixon | July 5, 2009, 5:19PM
Caption #56see ! see ! mom said that if you kept making faces like that your face would stay like that...now look at you
by Mason Dixon | July 5, 2009, 5:21PM
Caption #57thers something on the wing......some......thing
by Mason Dixon | July 5, 2009, 5:23PM
Caption #58GIRLS LOCKER ROOM!!!!
dude shhhhh they can hear us
dude shhhhh they can hear us
by Apollokiev | July 5, 2009, 7:45PM
Caption #59Shniiitttzzzzz!!!
by pipi fix | July 6, 2009, 10:10AM
Caption #60WTH!? This runs on Windows mobile?
by Tree | July 6, 2009, 11:32AM
Caption #61I love this country! Happy 4th of July
by Seth P | July 6, 2009, 2:12PM
Caption #62Remind me never to watch porn in HD ever again...
by forrest | July 6, 2009, 3:15PM
Caption #63Echelon: Invest all of your money in Enron
by Taylor Williams/ Mac | July 6, 2009, 3:57PM
Caption #64Dude... Get your own tent. My name isn't Jake Gyllenhaal.
by musicman2323 | July 7, 2009, 6:00AM
Caption #65dude....where is my car?
by Teddy Pavlis | July 7, 2009, 8:41AM
Caption #66I just finished the script and this movie sounds just like 'Eagle Eye'! Does that make me a poor man's Shia LaBouef?
by kasio | July 7, 2009, 9:42AM
Caption #67Man have you entered my rear echelon
by FITROX | July 7, 2009, 2:02PM
Caption #68A spy sapp mah iphone!
by O.Deee | July 7, 2009, 3:54PM
Caption #69Woah ! No way .. my Echelon's malfunctioning ... Crap it just turned off .. NOOOOOO !!!
by EdCarden | July 7, 2009, 4:48PM
Caption #70Looks like someone forgot to add 'War Games' to the CIAs required viewing list.
by TAZDOGS | July 7, 2009, 5:00PM
Caption #71I knew I shouldn't have eaten that egg-salad sandwich left on the counter
by J-Heezy | July 8, 2009, 7:10AM
Caption #72We are a team.... QUIT FOCUSING THE CAMERA ON JUST YOU!
by Ja Rich | July 8, 2009, 8:29AM
Caption #73You are correct. He does in fact, have a belly button.
by juggernaut74 | July 8, 2009, 10:10AM
Caption #74Hmmmmm....maybe it was the blue wire.
by Biggmike324 | July 8, 2009, 1:06PM
Caption #75"Dude I am watching Megan Fox in Transformers 2.... wait what do you mean there are robots in it?
by Mouse51180 | July 8, 2009, 2:03PM
Caption #76Tickets to Michael Jackson's funeral are HOW MUCH ON EBAY?
by SupaStud | July 8, 2009, 3:13PM
Caption #77There's an Ap for THAT?!
by bru_killer | July 8, 2009, 4:10PM
Caption #78"There's no way its that big."
"I know, right? Must have been surgery."
"I know, right? Must have been surgery."
by tlh429 | July 8, 2009, 7:12PM
Caption #79Do you ever feel like you have to sneeze, but you just can't?
by tlh429 | July 8, 2009, 7:13PM
Caption #80Left hand red....right foot blue...
by tlh429 | July 8, 2009, 7:17PM
Caption #81His mother warned him that his face would freeze.
by blitzer37 | July 9, 2009, 12:02AM
Caption #82Did he seriously just tell me i have a nice butt?
i should have listened to that stupid phone when it told me to put on pants.
i should have listened to that stupid phone when it told me to put on pants.
by Zubin | July 9, 2009, 12:21AM
Caption #83Oh my god, dude. She's taking off her top in the middle of our board meeting!
by randeez | July 9, 2009, 9:45AM
Caption #84Man, even I wouldn't do that for a Klondike bar.
by Trunout01 | July 9, 2009, 2:20PM
Caption #85That was an awesome trailer!
by tlh429 | July 9, 2009, 5:28PM
Caption #86I should have used Preparation H.
by wellsy2008 | July 9, 2009, 6:26PM
Caption #87Did you just fart?my eyes are burning.
by Mason Dixon | July 9, 2009, 6:58PM
Caption #88im trying to do my best Billy Idol snarl impression
by Ustun | July 9, 2009, 10:39PM
Caption #89Annie are you OK?
by Mason Dixon | July 11, 2009, 7:00AM
Caption #90oh my god i cant believe people still watch this American Idol crap
by Mason Dixon | July 11, 2009, 7:01AM
Caption #91why wont this credit card machine give me back my card? ARG!
by Mason Dixon | July 11, 2009, 7:03AM
Caption #92aw dude its in my mouth cmon!
by jb1886 | July 11, 2009, 5:01PM
Caption #93They elected OBAMA?!
by oddreign | July 13, 2009, 12:27PM
Caption #94OMG! You sunk my battleship!
by anotherday | July 14, 2009, 1:44PM
Caption #95I don't care what you say...I'm smart. It's this sudoku puzzle that's stupid!
by TheAmazingXemo | July 14, 2009, 3:48PM
Caption #96Oh thank god, there's one ice cream bar left!
by Babyfro | July 14, 2009, 11:01PM
Caption #97"I never was any good at these 3-D Focusing puzzles."
by Mikemo | July 16, 2009, 2:04AM
Caption #98Wow you have to be kidding me, you not 18? am i going to be on datelaine?! i told myself Chris Henson would never catch me!
by ssatori | July 18, 2009, 6:23AM
Caption #99Moon River!!!
by AiwaSoundSystem | July 20, 2009, 8:17PM
Caption #100Is it the blue wire or the yellow wire?
by Dreal003 | July 28, 2009, 5:01PM
Caption #101what are you doing back there, I thought your said "just the tip"
by Single9805 | August 12, 2009, 6:25PM
Caption #102No bars!?..........I can't believe she hung up on me.........
by Otto Weinkauf | August 27, 2009, 6:41PM
Caption #103THAT was in your nose?!















