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CAPTION CONTEST: FRIDAY THE 13TH IV, V, VI DVD CONTEST
With Friday the 13th Part IV, V and VI coming to DVD on June 16th, we have been provided with three bundles of the sequels to give away. On June 16, 2009, camp is back in session and the body count is rising as Paramount Home Entertainment returns to Crystal Lake to uncover all-new Deluxe Edition DVDs of the horror classics FRIDAY THE 13TH THE FINAL CHAPTER, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING and FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a Friday the 13th bundle that includes the following on DVD.
FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER DELUXE EDITION
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART V: A NEW BEGINNING DELUXE EDITION
FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES DELUXE EDITION
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: June 12th.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
by Fletch | June 3, 2009, 10:47PM
Caption #1God you stink.
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:01PM
Caption #2Hahaha - Honey, you sure your getting this on tape? When she opens her eyes I'm gonna scare the hell outta her.
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 4:55AM
Caption #3Little Girl "Pikachu use lightning bolt attack!"
Jason " Machette, use decapitation attack!"
Jason " Machette, use decapitation attack!"
by Fletch | June 3, 2009, 10:55PM
Caption #4Eww...no there's not room for two in here!
by The Gooch | June 3, 2009, 11:15PM
Caption #5Are you the toothfairy? 'Cause if so I'd recommend a makeover.
by flabbybuns | June 3, 2009, 11:21PM
Caption #6It was right about then when the parents thought that maybe hiring Jason to babysit was not a good idea.
by BenjaminLee | June 4, 2009, 1:38AM
Caption #7"Your Facebook said you were eighteen..."
by MWM | June 4, 2009, 1:44AM
Caption #8Jason: Can I sleep with you, there's this man with knives for fingers outside my room...what?
by emptyslot | June 4, 2009, 2:39AM
Caption #9now tell doctor jason, where does it hurt the most?
by R-dawg | June 4, 2009, 3:22AM
Caption #10Do you see that bobcat over there? And whats that smell?
by Fletch | June 4, 2009, 5:02AM
Caption #11"Chris Hansen,...Chris Hansen...Chris Hansen...please, please, please let Chris Hansen walk in my room right now...."
by HighbackQc76 | June 4, 2009, 6:06AM
Caption #12Jason :" Are you trying to fart or what?"
by rys_ndy | June 4, 2009, 6:15AM
Caption #13Girl: My stomach hurts!
Jason: Well lets just cut u open and see what the problem is.
Jason: Well lets just cut u open and see what the problem is.
by Ja Rich | June 4, 2009, 6:46AM
Caption #14I know I slapped a jimmy on, but where is the wrapper?
by Cody Ratliff | June 4, 2009, 6:49AM
Caption #15yep...that's piss alright.
by juggernaut74 | June 4, 2009, 6:51AM
Caption #16Hmmmmm....smells like peanut butter.
by juggernaut74 | June 4, 2009, 6:53AM
Caption #17How about we just hold each other.
by Edward Hidbrader | June 4, 2009, 8:25AM
Caption #18OK I GET IT I SMELL! You know big guys have feelings too. :(
by Special-K | June 4, 2009, 8:52AM
Caption #19Jason: I heard Screaming!!! did you have the nightmare with the crispy man again?
Girl: Yeah. It was awful.
Jason: Don\'t worry, Uncle Jason\'s here now.
Girl: Yeah. It was awful.
Jason: Don\'t worry, Uncle Jason\'s here now.
by musicman2323 | June 4, 2009, 8:53AM
Caption #20she wet the bed...the only girl i try to kill and she wets the bed, IM NOT THAT SCARY!
by bubbatwo420 | June 4, 2009, 8:57AM
Caption #21Someone's been sleeping in my bed.....and they're still here!
by Psychosaint | June 4, 2009, 9:01AM
Caption #22For years, little Susie's parents told her that monsters weren't real and if they were, her stuffed dog would protect her. Coming this Summer, Jason Voorhees and Trixie the stuffed puppy star in "Trixie vs Jason."
by petcarpet | June 4, 2009, 9:01AM
Caption #23Jason: You have believe me, sweetie. There are no-
*throws machete in closet*
Jason: ...no more teenagers in here.
*throws machete in closet*
Jason: ...no more teenagers in here.
by Tree | June 4, 2009, 9:31AM
Caption #24Little Girl: "And if I die before I wake I pray the Lord my soul to take"
Jason: "That is one scary prayer to pray every night!"
Jason: "That is one scary prayer to pray every night!"
by Michael LoCicero/Tiny | June 4, 2009, 9:56AM
Caption #25Little Girl: Hey Jason, are you ready for the worst Dutch Oven of your life?
by dank | June 4, 2009, 10:05AM
Caption #26And the dish ran away with the spoon.
by reign of terror | June 4, 2009, 10:18AM
Caption #27little girl: i wish i may, i wish i might, my wish comes true tonight!
jason x: merry christmas sussie! we can play now..
jason x: merry christmas sussie! we can play now..
by Hairyman | June 4, 2009, 10:22AM
Caption #28I didn't think my flatulance was that bad. Don't be so dramatic.
by Hairyman | June 4, 2009, 10:24AM
Caption #29He who smelt it, dealt it!
by DALANDGO | June 4, 2009, 10:32AM
Caption #30BOOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCH!!!!!! hahahahahahha
by Bskcase | June 4, 2009, 10:42AM
Caption #31"Daddy! Those boys made fun of me at at school again."
"Don't worry pumpkin. Daddy is going to make sure they don't make fun of anybody ever, and I mean ever, again."
"Don't worry pumpkin. Daddy is going to make sure they don't make fun of anybody ever, and I mean ever, again."
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 10:57AM
Caption #32I swear I'll pay, I swear...I should've never traded you Park Place.
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 11:00AM
Caption #33Jason, no Jasoning....awww Man!
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 11:02AM
Caption #34Enter Dora: "Kids Can You Find The Scary Killer?...There He Is!"
Enter Boots: "Run Bitch!!!!!"
Enter Boots: "Run Bitch!!!!!"
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 11:04AM
Caption #35Does Jason Voorhees Gotta Choke A Bitch?
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 11:07AM
Caption #36Hey little girl, wanna come play in Neverland?
by Willy | June 4, 2009, 11:09AM
Caption #37Micheal Jackson's Recent Attempt At Hiding His True Identity.
by Daulton | June 4, 2009, 11:12AM
Caption #38Hush little baby don't you cry...Jason is going to slash you in both eyes.
by jerms | June 4, 2009, 12:07PM
Caption #39You're not Mike Wazowski!!
by goldenlibra93@yahoo.com | June 4, 2009, 12:08PM
Caption #40okay i like roleplaying too, but hockey isn't my thing
by Japes | June 4, 2009, 12:26PM
Caption #41AHHH the light!!!!
by brooze | June 4, 2009, 12:51PM
Caption #42Huh huh! I just burped in your face!
by Jud | June 4, 2009, 1:09PM
Caption #43You were an accident
by Zubin | June 4, 2009, 1:09PM
Caption #44I will get the pepto. Please don't crap in the bed or your mom will kill me.
by Matt Gambit | June 4, 2009, 1:36PM
Caption #45This mask sure isn't a gas mask.
by Chianinyc | June 4, 2009, 2:03PM
Caption #46Don't fall asleep, Ill get you. Dam ! Even I get confused sometimes.
by Chris R. | June 4, 2009, 2:22PM
Caption #47What? I don't smell any--oh, there it is. That is awful.
by Jrcjw | June 4, 2009, 2:28PM
Caption #48I promise I have saved more lives that I have taken! Now let me check your eyes
by dstobbe | June 4, 2009, 3:31PM
Caption #49“Please don’t be Michael Jackson, please don’t be Michael Jackson, please don’t be Michael Jackson!”
by Ben75662 | June 4, 2009, 3:46PM
Caption #50The "Crap Your Pants" Fairy came just a moment too soon.
by killy27 | June 4, 2009, 3:58PM
Caption #51Damn, you must have had a lot of beans today
by cdrz | June 4, 2009, 4:12PM
Caption #52Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you!
by cle12000 | June 4, 2009, 4:57PM
Caption #53Ahh, F***, there goes my back again....
by Alynch | June 4, 2009, 6:46PM
Caption #54Danm it Feddy shes mine!
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:02PM
Caption #55i told you i would haunt you in your dreams every time you peed the bed
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:05PM
Caption #56get up everybodys gonna move there feet get down everybodys gonna leave there seat..gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city
damn dad you suck and singing lullabyes
damn dad you suck and singing lullabyes
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:06PM
Caption #57i said close your eyes or il make you watch Mall Cop again
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:07PM
Caption #58hey there little girl do you wanna........wait what smells?
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:10PM
Caption #59(little girl farts)
(jason sniffs)
Jason - im gonna guess tuna on rye (sniffs again) doritos and (sniff sniff) root beer?
(jason sniffs)
Jason - im gonna guess tuna on rye (sniffs again) doritos and (sniff sniff) root beer?
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:11PM
Caption #60OUCH I STUBBED MY FRIGGIN TOE
by Mason Dixon | June 4, 2009, 7:12PM
Caption #61(Jason whispering) psst go rent Friday the 13th its really good
by feastlover | June 4, 2009, 7:22PM
Caption #62Sorry bout that I had dead teenager for lunch .....they never agree with me .
by Griffin | June 4, 2009, 8:14PM
Caption #63Actor playing Jason: "Yeah but I don't see why Jason would be emerging out of the wall above a sleeping child's bed.. that's all I'm saying"
Director: "I saw it in "The Grudge" and it scared me pretty good.. and.... oh crap, I forgot to find a small japanese child to run around half naked!"
Director: "I saw it in "The Grudge" and it scared me pretty good.. and.... oh crap, I forgot to find a small japanese child to run around half naked!"
by Shortclaire86 | June 4, 2009, 9:17PM
Caption #64Well damn, at least I've got a mask to hide my lack of acting ability.
by janice | June 4, 2009, 10:13PM
Caption #65"please be santa claus, please be santa claus".... Sorry little girl not santa
by JX | June 4, 2009, 11:39PM
Caption #66What are those brown stains?
by rubix | June 5, 2009, 12:03AM
Caption #67Jason: ...
by buxfan | June 5, 2009, 12:53AM
Caption #68watching friday 13th in 3-D just got a little too real!
by Rodo | June 5, 2009, 12:58AM
Caption #69Chris Hanson's not here is he?
by randeez | June 5, 2009, 5:15AM
Caption #70Just because you close your eyes doesn't mean that I can't see you.
by J-Heezy | June 5, 2009, 7:28AM
Caption #71After a hard fought battle with Freddy... Jason takes a page from SkyNet's playbook and goes back in time to kill Micheal Myers!
by Dholland | June 5, 2009, 7:59AM
Caption #72Watchoo say?!!!
by Harroo | June 5, 2009, 8:08AM
Caption #73''Go On, Whisper It In My Ear ... I Won't Bite.''
by randeez | June 5, 2009, 9:04AM
Caption #74Jason's attempt at his new job as the Tooth Fairy goes wrong.
by D.J. | June 5, 2009, 9:07AM
Caption #75Love you honey!
Let's get you tucked in....snuck as a bug in a rug!
Sweet dreams!
Let's get you tucked in....snuck as a bug in a rug!
Sweet dreams!
by Spawn62279 | June 5, 2009, 9:52AM
Caption #76The scariness of Jason will make even small kids crap the bed....
by Skinless Tomcat | June 5, 2009, 12:24PM
Caption #77Heeere's Jason!
by Bemho | June 5, 2009, 12:33PM
Caption #78Freddy come look, these are the most beautifully crafted Egyptian cotton sheets I've ever seen, they have to be 1000 thread count. These would look just spectacular over our duvet.
by Shortybighead | June 5, 2009, 12:41PM
Caption #79I'll give you something to cry about!
by jimmydean | June 5, 2009, 1:01PM
Caption #80Jason: dont cry yet dear, i havent even gotton out my speculum yet.
by Matt Layden | June 5, 2009, 1:57PM
Caption #81"Go To Sleep Honey, Daddy Just Got Drafted To The New York Hockey Team"
by Ben75662 | June 5, 2009, 3:29PM
Caption #82Knowing Jason kills sex-crazed teens, she tried her hardest to think unsexy thoughts, the only thing that came to mind was Rosie O'Donnell on a treadmill.
by Ben75662 | June 5, 2009, 3:39PM
Caption #83Pictured: Jason Voorhees (left), little girl (right)
Not Pictured: American Idol's Adam Lambert sporting eyeliner and a strong will to take charge (behind Jason)
Not Pictured: American Idol's Adam Lambert sporting eyeliner and a strong will to take charge (behind Jason)
by Babyfro | June 5, 2009, 4:15PM
Caption #84Ewwwww, you just drooled in my eye.
by elmer fuga/ elmer | June 5, 2009, 4:25PM
Caption #85JASON: *breathes heavily, *hiccup, *breathes heavily *hiccup
GIRL: "Damnit Jason! Your drunk and you've been killing again, that's it i'm going to sleep!"
GIRL: "Damnit Jason! Your drunk and you've been killing again, that's it i'm going to sleep!"
by elmer fuga/ elmer | June 5, 2009, 4:27PM
Caption #86GIRL: "Please don't hurt me sir."
JASON: "Why so serious?!"
JASON: "Why so serious?!"
by Bmac | June 5, 2009, 4:50PM
Caption #87Jason - I wet my bed, can i sleep with you
by The Dark Knight | June 5, 2009, 7:23PM
Caption #88I'm Jason, I can kill you even if you don't see me...unlike that lame tooth fairy from Darkness Falls.
by gizzep13 | June 5, 2009, 8:52PM
Caption #89it was that moment that Sally realized that the 9:00pm lights out rule was no joke...
by Tano Akiya | June 5, 2009, 8:53PM
Caption #90Nope, no monsters under the bed.
by slickster | June 5, 2009, 11:22PM
Caption #91Dear God! Please me by the Beatles aren't tgert
by Imran Khan | June 6, 2009, 6:36AM
Caption #92(Little girl)- "Please don't be Michael Jackson, please don't be Michael Jackson, please don't be Michael Jackson !!!"
by easyz | June 6, 2009, 9:09AM
Caption #93Smell the wrath of Taco Bells triple beef burrito bitch
by wafoom123 | June 6, 2009, 1:17PM
Caption #94This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.
by HollywoodDream | June 6, 2009, 3:12PM
Caption #95This time, Goldie Locks slept in the wrong bed!
by harbesone | June 6, 2009, 3:50PM
Caption #96Jason: Guess what?
Girl: OMG....What?
Jason: I just saved a buch of money off my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Girl: OMG....What?
Jason: I just saved a buch of money off my car insurance by switching to Geico!
by Corey Robb | June 6, 2009, 6:40PM
Caption #97Jason's attempt at a bedtime story, though sweet, proved disasterous.
by slickster | June 6, 2009, 7:06PM
Caption #98Jason: They told me it would be like this on the outside!
by Tigersfan | June 6, 2009, 7:08PM
Caption #99ug-ly goal-ie! UG-LY GOAL-IE!
by slickster | June 6, 2009, 7:10PM
Caption #100Dear God! Please send me a large man in a hockey mask for me and puppy's tea parties.
by slickster | June 6, 2009, 7:20PM
Caption #101Girl: Please Uncle Jason, tell me a bedtime story!
Jason: Well...Once upon a time I came across a camper in a sleeping bag....
Jason: Well...Once upon a time I came across a camper in a sleeping bag....
by tlh429 | June 6, 2009, 8:45PM
Caption #102*sniff, sniff* Ewww! Mom! Jason farted!
by Kwolfnot | June 7, 2009, 12:15AM
Caption #103This is what happens when you wet the bed.
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 3:19AM
Caption #104Little Girl - "Only daddy said he could touch me there"
Jason - "Hey, old enough to pee, old enough for me!"
Jason - "Hey, old enough to pee, old enough for me!"
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 3:35AM
Caption #105If you thought Michael Jackson's sleepovers were bad, you wont believe your eyes to what happens next after Jason feeds her some Jesus Juice. This is one man that just wont be acquitted of all charges. In theaters everywhere June 16th, Rated X
Team Neverland Ranch Sleepovers
Team Camp Crystal Lake Sleepovers
You decide!
Team Neverland Ranch Sleepovers
Team Camp Crystal Lake Sleepovers
You decide!
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 3:52AM
Caption #106After Jessica Hill stared in a Friday the 13th movie as a camper, her fame and forturne skyrocketed!
But years later she found herself out of work due to a dispicable sex tape with Charlie Sheen, she soon became addicted to cocaine and heroin, turned to prostitution, and even murder. This is the E True Hollwood Story of the life and death of Jessica Hill, the little girl who lost her way.
Jessica Hill quote "Lindsay Lohan aint got sh!t on me!"
But years later she found herself out of work due to a dispicable sex tape with Charlie Sheen, she soon became addicted to cocaine and heroin, turned to prostitution, and even murder. This is the E True Hollwood Story of the life and death of Jessica Hill, the little girl who lost her way.
Jessica Hill quote "Lindsay Lohan aint got sh!t on me!"
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 4:09AM
Caption #107Actor who plays Jason - "Damit, if this little cunt starts giggling one more time during my scene Im really gonna go buck wild on her with this mother fvcking machette!"
by John Pavlich | June 7, 2009, 4:12AM
Caption #108This is the worst Birthday Clown ever!
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 4:16AM
Caption #109Little Girl Ranting - "What the fuck are you doing?
Are you professional or not? Do I fucking walk around and rip, No shut the fuck up Jason, No, NO! Dont shut me up, Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through in the middle of a scene? WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!" and it goes on like this
Are you professional or not? Do I fucking walk around and rip, No shut the fuck up Jason, No, NO! Dont shut me up, Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through in the middle of a scene? WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND!" and it goes on like this
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 5:00AM
Caption #110Jason - "Hey Molley why are you pupils so big"
Molley - "Oh its just um because the um lights, the lights make my eyes weird"
Jason - "Oh okay, I love you sweetie"
Announcer "Talk to your kids about crystal meth before its to late" TRUTH
Molley - "Oh its just um because the um lights, the lights make my eyes weird"
Jason - "Oh okay, I love you sweetie"
Announcer "Talk to your kids about crystal meth before its to late" TRUTH
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 5:05AM
Caption #111Jason will you ever play hockey with me?
by tampagrl | June 7, 2009, 6:25AM
Caption #112Jason: Now don't cry. You can tell Jason what's wrong. Here, whisper in my ear.
by tampagrl | June 7, 2009, 6:28AM
Caption #113Little Girl: Uhhh...what did you eat..open a window.
Jason: Sorry. I haven't been feeling well lately.
Jason: Sorry. I haven't been feeling well lately.
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 7:33AM
Caption #114Freddy told me you're afraid of water, dont make me piss on you Jason!
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 7:39AM
Caption #115Jason - "You make me want to be a better man"
by Distalpit | June 7, 2009, 8:26AM
Caption #116Kids Bed: $89.00
Stuffed animal: $12.99
Bed Sheets and comforter: $19.99
Jason visiting your bedroom on a cold dark night: Priceless
Stuffed animal: $12.99
Bed Sheets and comforter: $19.99
Jason visiting your bedroom on a cold dark night: Priceless
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 8:27AM
Caption #117Jason - "I told you not to watch The Exorcist before you went to bed"
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 8:40AM
Caption #118Jason quit starring at my tits!
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 9:16AM
Caption #119Little Girl - "I have seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Silence of the Lambs, Halloween, and The Excorcist. Look at you, ni@@er please
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 9:18AM
Caption #120Ambien Cr is not for everyone, side effects include trouble breathing, sleepwalking, Jason, and constipation.
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 9:21AM
Caption #121Little Girl - "I played Friday the 13th the video game and it was just as bad as yo stank a$$ breath."
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 9:54AM
Caption #122She is way to young for you
Jason - "Hey, straight out of the car seat and onto my meat"
Jason - "Hey, straight out of the car seat and onto my meat"
by mkgainfo | June 7, 2009, 10:48AM
Caption #123she will never play hockey again
by brontoro | June 7, 2009, 3:59PM
Caption #124"...part 5 was only a dream. I swear!"
by Babyfro | June 7, 2009, 4:00PM
Caption #125"You're going to bed because you didn't eat your vegetables and that's final!"
by Babyfro | June 7, 2009, 4:02PM
Caption #126"I promise never to take candy from strangers again!!"
by kolapsys | June 7, 2009, 4:10PM
Caption #127Jason: Sis, I thought we thought we got over this... tonight is my turn to sleep with Fluffy :(
by kolapsys | June 7, 2009, 4:14PM
Caption #128Little girl: You couldn't get that guy from school I asked you to? ... Great I'm in for a beating :(
by mackey | June 7, 2009, 5:12PM
Caption #129Jason: \"I heard a noise downstairs. Will you check it out.\"
by Shane Philips | June 7, 2009, 9:37PM
Caption #130Jason "This is the last time Im going to tell you, I thought Jason X was a porno!"
by Seth P | June 8, 2009, 7:51AM
Caption #131The tooth fairy is here to take your teeth.... forcefully, if necessary.
by letters26 | June 8, 2009, 8:33AM
Caption #132He who smells it dealt it!!!
by fayt | June 8, 2009, 9:01AM
Caption #133Shhh... Shhh... Just let it happen.
by Aaron Stampler | June 8, 2009, 12:12PM
Caption #134Please don't be from the Detroit Red Wings! Please don't be from the Detroit Red Wings!
Please don't be from the Detroit Red Wings!
..oh its only you jason.. sorry i thought you were someone who sucks...
Please don't be from the Detroit Red Wings!
..oh its only you jason.. sorry i thought you were someone who sucks...
by Frankie D. | June 8, 2009, 2:32PM
Caption #135Girl "I see dead people"
Jason "What a coincidence, me too"
Jason "What a coincidence, me too"
by Frankie D. | June 8, 2009, 2:34PM
Caption #136Jason "If you keep watching Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the Jonas Brothers, this is what you are going to look like when you are older"
Girl Cries
Girl Cries
by Tommy B. | June 8, 2009, 3:03PM
Caption #137Little Girl: "As I lay me down to sleep, I pray the hockey masked homicadal maniac my soul to keep."
by DAT | June 8, 2009, 3:44PM
Caption #138You know, little girl, those are some extravagant sheets you have! Please tell me, what is the thread count?
by J.R. Hudson | June 8, 2009, 6:29PM
Caption #139Jason calmy tells his daughter that if she doesn't go right to sleep, that the normal person in the closet will come out.
by memno | June 9, 2009, 6:33AM
Caption #140I promise to stop cheering for the Penguins dad, I promise! I will only cheer for the Red Wings!!
by molsin27 | June 9, 2009, 8:12AM
Caption #141Night sweetheart...dont let the bed bugs bite.
by xxBERSERKxx | June 9, 2009, 10:42AM
Caption #142Jason: If there's grass on the field, play ball! If not, go out back and play in the mud!"
by BDUB | June 9, 2009, 11:51AM
Caption #143So I make Bryant Gumble Look LIke Malcom X Huh Mother Fu@$%&!!!
by BDUB | June 9, 2009, 12:10PM
Caption #144I jizz right in my pants every time your next to me
You call it pre-mature but I just call it extacy
You call it pre-mature but I just call it extacy
by momof1in02 | June 9, 2009, 12:15PM
Caption #145sorry hunny but due to the recession this is the best we could do for a babysitter.
by Hairyman | June 9, 2009, 1:15PM
Caption #146Don't worry little one, no one finds my jokes funny...
by Joey27 | June 9, 2009, 4:47PM
Caption #147"You know I changed you already, damn it!"
by sidewinder420 | June 9, 2009, 7:54PM
Caption #148Can You Hear It? My butt Says BOO!!
by Mayhem | June 9, 2009, 8:48PM
Caption #149''I'll get you my little pretty, and your little dog too''
by kshee23 | June 9, 2009, 11:10PM
Caption #150OMG, I love your sheets!
by kshee23 | June 9, 2009, 11:12PM
Caption #151Please be the toothe fairy!
by kshee23 | June 9, 2009, 11:13PM
Caption #152Don't mind me, just looking for my contacts
by kshee23 | June 9, 2009, 11:14PM
Caption #153help, i threw my back out
by Shane Philips | June 10, 2009, 2:22AM
Caption #154Little Girl - "You cant kill me, Im the killer in Stab 3"
by Puffader | June 10, 2009, 12:23PM
Caption #155That new Listerene mask does not work!
by triefy | June 11, 2009, 12:28PM
Caption #156Are your tootsies cold? I can chop them off for you.
by triefy | June 11, 2009, 12:30PM
Caption #157Yes, yes. Everything seems to be in working order here.
by triefy | June 11, 2009, 12:31PM
Caption #158Ok, here is the deal...I either kill you now or wait less than a decade when your fooling around with some boy. Your choice.
by Bmac | June 11, 2009, 12:39PM
Caption #159tic tac
by feastlover | June 11, 2009, 7:31PM
Caption #160Wow you smell !!! did it ever occur to you when you got out of the lake to change your wet socks Bleecchhh :(
by feastlover | June 11, 2009, 7:36PM
Caption #161Jason : You shouldnt do that little girl your face might stick like that ...I should know why else do you think I have to wear this mask.
by SuperSuperGreg | June 12, 2009, 9:08AM
Caption #162"What fabric softner do you use? It smells great!"
by SuperSuperGreg | June 12, 2009, 9:14AM
Caption #163"how do you get your whites so white?"
by mmorgan12 | June 12, 2009, 1:52PM
Caption #164The young actress, pictured here is praying for Jason to do something that he is nortorius for not doing...remembering his lines.
by mikeb | June 12, 2009, 4:11PM
Caption #165Jason: Hello my pretty
by mikeb | June 12, 2009, 4:15PM
Caption #166I do, I do, I do believe in spooks!
by mikeb | June 12, 2009, 4:18PM
Caption #167You complete me.
by Jonosin | June 12, 2009, 9:14PM
Caption #168And this is why it's better to go to bed with the lights OUT!!
by Azn Gzus | June 14, 2009, 9:36AM
Caption #169After tiresome accounts of finding Goldilocks in his bed, the Little Bear decided more drastic action was needed to scare away the pest...
by death | June 15, 2009, 3:53PM
Caption #170PLEASE can I go play hokey with you guys,.
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