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CAPTION CONTEST: DEFIANCE DVD CONTEST
With Defiance coming to Blu-ray and DVD on June 2nd, we have been provided with three copies of the DVD to give away. Based on the extraordinary true story, the action-packed, epic tale Defiance arrives on DVD and Blu-ray June 2, 2009 from Paramount Home Entertainment. Directed by Academy Award® winner Edward Zwick, Defiance stars Daniel Craig, Liev Schreiber and Jamie Bell as brothers, simple farmers—outnumbered and outgunned—who turned a group of war refugees into powerful freedom fighters.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of Defiance on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: June 1st.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by randeez | May 28, 2009, 5:26AM
Caption #1I wish I knew how to quit you.
by J-Heezy | May 28, 2009, 8:07AM
Caption #2I bet you think you are REEAALL funny cutting the fingers off of my gloves... don't you!
by clewis | May 28, 2009, 6:42PM
Caption #3C'mon, just forget I ever mentioned him. Pierce Brosnan who?

by flabbybuns | May 27, 2009, 2:32PM
Caption #4Schreiber: What? You said you like this hat...
by brooze | May 27, 2009, 2:36PM
Caption #5You see that new Wolverine movie yet? I heard it was the bomb-diggity.
by MWM | May 27, 2009, 2:39PM
Caption #6Craig: I wish Aslan would hurry up and get here. This White Witch nonsense is killing me.
Schreiber: What?
Schreiber: What?
by Psychosaint | May 27, 2009, 2:55PM
Caption #7Victor Creed was surprised to learn that not only did he have the mutant power to travel through time, but the power to travel to an alternate universe where James Bond was captain of the Jews during WWII.
by jerms | May 27, 2009, 2:56PM
Caption #8Craig: Sabertooth?
Schreiber: Saber-what?
Schreiber: Saber-what?
by jerms | May 27, 2009, 2:57PM
Caption #9Craig: Sabertooth.
Schreiber: Bond.
Schreiber: Bond.
by Ender | May 27, 2009, 3:03PM
Caption #10"It was my turn to wear the leather jacket today"
by Matt C | May 27, 2009, 3:09PM
Caption #11Craig: Dude, you ever see Mulholland Drive? That lesbo scene is hot!.
Schreiber: Hey, thats my girlfriend damnit!!!
Schreiber: Hey, thats my girlfriend damnit!!!
by Less_Beauty | May 27, 2009, 3:27PM
Caption #12Call me Ray Mears one more time and the Nazi’s will be the least of your problems.
by fast1swim | May 27, 2009, 3:30PM
Caption #13Cell phone didn't work - Can you hear me now!
by dstobbe | May 27, 2009, 3:32PM
Caption #14"i still say your jacket would fit me better!"
by dstobbe | May 27, 2009, 3:34PM
Caption #15"dont diss the hat man"
by petcarpet | May 27, 2009, 3:38PM
Caption #16How's it going, Saberjew?
by Babyfro | May 27, 2009, 3:44PM
Caption #17"Look into my eyes. You are getting very very sleepy."
by musicman2323 | May 27, 2009, 3:47PM
Caption #18where is logan,
logan who, what i dont have claws
logan who, what i dont have claws
by Jack007 | May 27, 2009, 3:56PM
Caption #19Craig: "You cannot leave."
Schreiber: "I can go where I choose and I choose to fight."
Schreiber: "I can go where I choose and I choose to fight."
by theabs13 | May 27, 2009, 3:58PM
Caption #20Craig: What crawled up on your head and died?
Schreiber: Dude, it's cold and we're being hunted by angry Germans, be nice.
Schreiber: Dude, it's cold and we're being hunted by angry Germans, be nice.
by jbunke | May 27, 2009, 4:00PM
Caption #21Now I see why 007 never wears Khaki Tuxedos. It just doesn't work for you...
by Josh Kadish | May 27, 2009, 4:04PM
Caption #22Schreiber: "Why are you looking at me like that?"
Craig: "Oh, sorry...I got lost in your eyes..."
Craig: "Oh, sorry...I got lost in your eyes..."
by feastlover | May 27, 2009, 4:20PM
Caption #23so you think we will win the best costume contest for the movie "Spies like us" ???
by Ben75662 | May 27, 2009, 4:26PM
Caption #24Craig : I think I'm going to have my collar popped when I kill the Nazis. Should I have it popped? This is what the kids are doing now-a-days, right? I see your collar is not popped, are you just waiting for the right moment? ... You have kind eyes.
by feastlover | May 27, 2009, 4:26PM
Caption #25with spies like these who needs enemies
by dank | May 27, 2009, 4:31PM
Caption #26No, the hat doesn't make the man
by jerms | May 27, 2009, 5:04PM
Caption #27Craig: I got fired from my 007 position.
by Ned Schneedly | May 27, 2009, 5:26PM
Caption #28MI6 dropped my double 0 status, so I'm out here with the Reds pulling snow patrol duty
by gizzep13 | May 27, 2009, 5:32PM
Caption #29"Does this hat make me look fat?"
"Stop talking to me"
"Stop talking to me"
by man-spider | May 27, 2009, 5:38PM
Caption #30They said that if I wore this hat, I would have a better shot at being the next Bond villain.
by James Caley | May 27, 2009, 6:11PM
Caption #31So I hear Wolvere has already outgrossed Quantum of Solace....
by Babyfro | May 27, 2009, 6:17PM
Caption #32Craig: "How's this pose?"
Schreiber: "Well, to be honest. It's no Blue Steel, needs a little more pucker."
Schreiber: "Well, to be honest. It's no Blue Steel, needs a little more pucker."
by Edward Hidbrader | May 27, 2009, 6:24PM
Caption #33Did you just grab my ass?
by Mason Dixon | May 27, 2009, 6:40PM
Caption #34James Bond huh well i played Sabertooth in X-Men Origins
by Mason Dixon | May 27, 2009, 6:41PM
Caption #35of course i farted who did yo think it was
by Mason Dixon | May 27, 2009, 6:42PM
Caption #36screw this im going inside for some hot cocoa
by Mason Dixon | May 27, 2009, 6:44PM
Caption #37seriously dude my mouth was open
by Mason Dixon | May 27, 2009, 6:45PM
Caption #38ONE LOOK? ONE LOOK?
by Skinless Tomcat | May 27, 2009, 6:47PM
Caption #39Schreiber: "If we could cuddle for just two minutes. Our body heat should...
Craig: "No"
Craig: "No"
by Oscar Mojica | May 27, 2009, 8:05PM
Caption #40Craig: "where you in the x-men movie?"
Schreiber: "was I in the what-men movie"
Schreiber: "was I in the what-men movie"
by Oscar Mojica | May 27, 2009, 8:10PM
Caption #41Schreiber: "You want to get down?"
Craig: "Do you want to get down?"
Schreiber: "Do you want to get down,on your knees?"
Craig: "say what"
Craig: "Do you want to get down?"
Schreiber: "Do you want to get down,on your knees?"
Craig: "say what"
by Daulton | May 27, 2009, 8:17PM
Caption #42You son of a bitch....I said that was the last time and I mean it...this time.
by shaggywill | May 27, 2009, 9:02PM
Caption #43You talking to me?
by GodfatherSRT | May 27, 2009, 9:26PM
Caption #44Craig: Oh yea and that chick from Transformers.
Schrieber: Really??? Nice.
Schrieber: Really??? Nice.
by Griffin | May 27, 2009, 9:43PM
Caption #45Schreiber: For the last time.. i don't care that every other man hs chosen his forest wife already.
I am NOT going to be your forest wife, alright?
Craig: Well OK, give me one good reason why you wont?
Schreiber: I'm your Brother, and I'm a man!
I am NOT going to be your forest wife, alright?
Craig: Well OK, give me one good reason why you wont?
Schreiber: I'm your Brother, and I'm a man!
by Michael LoCicero/Tiny | May 27, 2009, 9:48PM
Caption #46Craig: So, did you hear I have a tattoo on my penis?
Schreiber: Really?...........Can I see?
Schreiber: Really?...........Can I see?
by ethan | May 27, 2009, 9:56PM
Caption #47You just farted didn't you
by Fletch | May 27, 2009, 10:34PM
Caption #48It's the bond of brothers...no words need be spoken.
by Fletch | May 27, 2009, 10:36PM
Caption #49"If we can't pull this off...there won't be any Shire, Pip!"
by Fletch | May 27, 2009, 10:37PM
Caption #50Schreiber: "All I wanna do is go back to bed."
Craig: "You better wake up or I'm gonna punch you!"
Craig: "You better wake up or I'm gonna punch you!"
by Kwolfnot | May 27, 2009, 11:58PM
Caption #51What do you think Steve McQueen would do? Lose the hats, right?
by valjean | May 27, 2009, 11:59PM
Caption #52Liev: hey daniel, what would you do for a klondike bar?
by Saligh | May 28, 2009, 1:17AM
Caption #53You have nice eyes Mr Bond.
by Less_Beauty | May 28, 2009, 1:35AM
Caption #54Mistake me for that Ray Mears guy one more time and them Nazi’s will be the least of your problem.
by rubix | May 28, 2009, 1:38AM
Caption #55X-MEN Origins: SaberBond
by Adaptive Mass | May 28, 2009, 3:30AM
Caption #56Wasn't me
by mantyl0461 | May 28, 2009, 4:28AM
Caption #57You better not have just farted.
by randeez | May 28, 2009, 5:28AM
Caption #58Dude, why the heck did we cut the fingers out of these gloves? It's freezing out here.
by Seth P | May 28, 2009, 6:21AM
Caption #59How the hell did we get to Narnia?
by Seth P | May 28, 2009, 6:22AM
Caption #60I used the big boy potty and they gave me a star to wear on my hat.
by rys_ndy | May 28, 2009, 6:40AM
Caption #61Hey, how do i get one of those T-bird jackets?
by Ja Rich | May 28, 2009, 7:25AM
Caption #62Wait? Your not Wolverine...what movie is this?
by Hairyman | May 28, 2009, 9:02AM
Caption #63When I told you where we were going, you said "Where the fox hat." This is all I could find.
by bubbatwo420 | May 28, 2009, 9:13AM
Caption #64Are your balls as cold as mine?
by Styles | May 28, 2009, 10:06AM
Caption #65Did you just grab my ass?
by feastlover | May 28, 2009, 10:17AM
Caption #66so ummm you wanna catch a drink after this??
by Jonathan | May 28, 2009, 11:02AM
Caption #67No Way. We should wait until May. You could still wear the leather if you want to. I have a thing for big flaps
by Tree | May 28, 2009, 11:24AM
Caption #68Why can't the army afford gloves without holes in them?
by DALANDGO | May 28, 2009, 12:02PM
Caption #69Craig: "Don't try pulling that 'Sabertooth' crap with me....!!!!!"
Schreiber :" Who the hell do you think you are???... James Bond??"
Schreiber :" Who the hell do you think you are???... James Bond??"
by Shortybighead | May 28, 2009, 12:03PM
Caption #70yeah, I said it... you don't look Jewish
by DALANDGO | May 28, 2009, 12:04PM
Caption #71"Hey Daniel....You wanna see a copy of the unfinished Wolverine movie....???....Shhhhh!!.. Keep it on the down low"
by DALANDGO | May 28, 2009, 12:05PM
Caption #72"Why did wardrobe hook YOU up with a cool hat and leather jacket!?!?!"
by Joshy C | May 28, 2009, 12:42PM
Caption #73You wanted to do WHAT with me to stay warm?
by The Dark Knight | May 28, 2009, 1:04PM
Caption #74In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
by Ben75662 | May 28, 2009, 1:31PM
Caption #75Picture was taken minutes after Daniel Craig used the urinal right next to Liev Screiber while there were 4 unused ones availbile.
by Rexisphere | May 28, 2009, 2:23PM
Caption #76"Wait...Which one of us is supposed to have a Russian accent in this scene?"
by letters26 | May 28, 2009, 2:26PM
Caption #77Dude, I will say this again. I don't care how cold it gets, we are NOT sleeping in the same sleeping bag.
by Zubin | May 28, 2009, 3:02PM
Caption #78I can't believe you told her I was looking for a serious relationship right now. We're living in the woods for god sakes.
by nativebadguy | May 28, 2009, 3:26PM
Caption #79I dont know what ive been told eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
by slickster | May 28, 2009, 3:47PM
Caption #80Are you sure the Yellow Snow is Kosher?
by slickster | May 28, 2009, 3:51PM
Caption #81I am so Jewish that I personally circumsized every finger on both my gloves.
by slickster | May 28, 2009, 3:53PM
Caption #82No, sharing a Hypothermia Hug is doesn't make us homosexuals!
by Mason Dixon | May 28, 2009, 4:59PM
Caption #83Craig - "you know i must admit Miley Cyrus is really Hot"
Liev - "dude shes 16"
Liev - "dude shes 16"
by Mason Dixon | May 28, 2009, 5:00PM
Caption #84"so we are not taping the sequal to Brokeback Mountain?"
by Mason Dixon | May 28, 2009, 5:02PM
Caption #85uno , dose , tres , quatro um? cinko? il never learn spanish
by wizmachine | May 28, 2009, 5:44PM
Caption #86Yeah, I don't care if we're outside, alright? I can still smell it.
by levithefamilyguy | May 28, 2009, 9:15PM
Caption #87Just remember... girls are like squaring numbers if they are under 13 just do em in ur head... remember to apply that to this mission!
by Japes | May 28, 2009, 9:56PM
Caption #88Its cold.
I know.
I know.
by Japes | May 28, 2009, 9:59PM
Caption #89Schrieber: "So your the famous James Bond?"
Craig: "Yup."
Craig: "Yup."
by Japes | May 28, 2009, 10:10PM
Caption #90Sabertooth and James Bond together.
What are the odds?
What are the odds?
by Amarinder Singh | May 28, 2009, 10:28PM
Caption #91I love you too.
by SlimCalhoun | May 28, 2009, 10:53PM
Caption #92dude, i dont even know you anymore. poppin' your collar now. whats next popcorn and the hills?
by D.J. | May 29, 2009, 12:13AM
Caption #93I can't believe that you are looking at me like I am wearing the ridiculous hat!?!?!
by Matt Layden | May 29, 2009, 12:32AM
Caption #94"So....what your saying is, I should have my collar up then."
by mickey oreilley | May 29, 2009, 2:26AM
Caption #95you know brother i could be getting started on my next movie if i didnt have to stand here in this same damn pose for this dvd contest , im starting to get a cramp in my back too
by Bob Sundheim | May 29, 2009, 5:19AM
Caption #96Craig: I wear gloves with no finger tips, you go and get gloves with no finger tips. I carry a cool shoulderbag, you start carrying the exact same shoulder bag. Why can't you find your own style statements in this cursed, damn war!?!
Schreiber: I like that coat you are wearing ... Nordy's?
Schreiber: I like that coat you are wearing ... Nordy's?
by Ja Rich | May 29, 2009, 7:22AM
Caption #97It's not a purse! Its European!
by samploo | May 29, 2009, 9:18AM
Caption #98Schreiber: So what are we doing in this movie?! I wanted to be in the new Tarantino flick!
Craig: I think we're just not enough "Basteeerd"... :/
Craig: I think we're just not enough "Basteeerd"... :/
by skatejedi37 | May 29, 2009, 9:20AM
Caption #99You want to get some ice cream later?
by ChuckD | May 29, 2009, 10:08AM
Caption #100Craig: I thought it was my turn to kill the Nazis!!!
Schreiber: (Death Stare)
Schreiber: (Death Stare)
by GodfatherSRT | May 29, 2009, 10:13AM
Caption #101Craig: Oh yeah and that chick from Transformers.
Schreiber:Really??? Nice.
Schreiber:Really??? Nice.
by Mary Anne | May 29, 2009, 11:30AM
Caption #102Hey Dude, this next scene your suppose to drop your drawers and squeal like a pig. Youv'e got to be kidding me Dude...
by fender | May 29, 2009, 3:05PM
Caption #103your hat may be tall, but my collars are taller.
by killy27 | May 29, 2009, 4:01PM
Caption #104who does he think he is starin up all over me?
by Joey27 | May 29, 2009, 7:54PM
Caption #105Craig: You're supposed to playing my brother?
Schreiber: Well, it was either me or Pierce Brosnan.
Schreiber: Well, it was either me or Pierce Brosnan.
by Joey27 | May 29, 2009, 7:55PM
Caption #106Craig: You're supposed to be* playing my brother?
Schreiber: Well, it was either me or Pierce Brosnan.
Schreiber: Well, it was either me or Pierce Brosnan.
by trth20 | May 29, 2009, 9:47PM
Caption #107Schreiber: I had a crazy dream last night... you were James Bond and I was Sabertooth from X-Men! Crazy right?
Craig: (blank stare)... (mumbles to himself) My name is Bond... James Bond
Craig: (blank stare)... (mumbles to himself) My name is Bond... James Bond
by shaggywill | May 29, 2009, 11:09PM
Caption #108This isn't Nam, we have rules!
by shaggywill | May 29, 2009, 11:11PM
Caption #109Defeat is always momentary
by shaggywill | May 29, 2009, 11:14PM
Caption #110-If we're lucky enough not to be in a concentration camp, we're lucky enough.
-God is the greatest decorator I've ever had.
-God is the greatest decorator I've ever had.
by shaggywill | May 29, 2009, 11:15PM
Caption #111The more you live a certain way, the less it feels like freedom.
by shaggywill | May 29, 2009, 11:17PM
Caption #112Just because a mouse lives in a cookie jar, doesn't mean it's a cookie.
by tlh429 | May 30, 2009, 7:30PM
Caption #113Hey...wanna see what I have up my sleeve?
by BenjaminLee | May 31, 2009, 6:06AM
Caption #114I'm not going to lie, I kind of wish my girlfriend was as pretty as you.
by havinsomefun | June 1, 2009, 1:34AM
Caption #115\"You killed Kenny!!\"
\"Uh, uh...I\'m sorry, it was in the script!\"
\"Uh, uh...I\'m sorry, it was in the script!\"
by havinsomefun | June 1, 2009, 1:42AM
Caption #116Seriously, the star means I\'m in charge...no wonder they gave it to me!
by walter | June 1, 2009, 1:52AM
Caption #117Listen carefully. ready.
One smart fellow he felt smart, two smart fellows they felt smart, three smart fellows they all felt smart.
now repeat it back to me.
One smart fellow he felt smart, two smart fellows they felt smart, three smart fellows they all felt smart.
now repeat it back to me.
by rubix | June 1, 2009, 4:04AM
Caption #118Brokeback Mountain 2: Ural
by Special-K | June 1, 2009, 8:03AM
Caption #119Daniel: I like youre coat better, switch with me.
Live: But I like my coat...
Live: But I like my coat...
by Aaron Stampler | June 1, 2009, 8:44AM
Caption #120Nice hat..... Are you trying to be defiant?
by Mouse51180 | June 1, 2009, 10:13AM
Caption #121Dude?! Did you just fart?
by shaggywill | June 1, 2009, 12:32PM
Caption #122Defiance is freedom.
by DAT | June 1, 2009, 6:52PM
Caption #123Do you DARE defy me?
by vandol | June 2, 2009, 9:45AM
Caption #124I meant what i said last night you know..
by Mason Dixon | June 3, 2009, 8:03PM
Caption #125so Freddy fought jason in that movie so do you think Bond would last against Sabertooth in a movie?
by Mason Dixon | June 3, 2009, 8:05PM
Caption #126look below people are typing funny things about us
i know and they are talking crap about our hats , gloves and popped collars
i know and they are talking crap about our hats , gloves and popped collars
by Mason Dixon | June 3, 2009, 8:07PM
Caption #127Staring contest!!
by Mason Dixon | June 3, 2009, 8:08PM
Caption #128say it again go head!! for the last time you cannot and will not make a move on my sister
by kolapsys | June 4, 2009, 1:37AM
Caption #129Yo, bro! Wanna go climb a tree and make out like we did when we were children?
by juggernaut74 | June 4, 2009, 6:57AM
Caption #130Ready..rock, paper, scissors for shotgun.
by DavidABynoe | June 4, 2009, 5:11PM
Caption #131Schreiber: Dude, I think you're on the wrong set.
by DavidABynoe | June 5, 2009, 3:55AM
Caption #132Wait, so you're Mr. X? Not Weapon X? Damn, I must be on the wrong set again.
by tampagrl | June 7, 2009, 6:39AM
Caption #133Daniel: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Liev: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
Liev: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".
by tampagrl | June 7, 2009, 6:42AM
Caption #134Screiber to Crag: Is it my imagination or, didn't we arrive in a limo?
by tampagrl | June 7, 2009, 6:48AM
Caption #135Craig: Why didn't you write me? Why? It wasn't over for me, I waited for you for seven years. But Schreiber: I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year.
Craig: You wrote me?
Schreiber: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over
Craig: You wrote me?
Schreiber: Yes... it wasn't over, it still isn't over
by Jouda Mann | July 9, 2009, 12:22PM
Caption #136So what if he has razors for claws? He's not the boss of me!
by Aethereal | April 21, 2010, 4:08AM
Caption #137Last night... Lets just keep it between us okay?
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