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CAPTION CONTEST: VALKYRIE DVD CONTEST
With Valkyrie coming to Blu-ray and DVD on May 19th, we have been provided with three copies of the DVD to give away. The remarkable yet seldom told true story of the German Resistance’s attempted coup and assassination of Adolf Hitler reveals itself when Valkyrie is released on Blu-ray Disc and Special Edition DVD with Digital Copy on May 19th from MGM Home Entertainment. Set in Nazi Germany, Valkyrie chronicles the daring and ingenious “July 20 plot” to eliminate one of the most evil tyrants the world has ever known.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of Valkyrie on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: May 19th.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by Bradford | May 14, 2009, 7:57AM
Caption #1It seemed like a Hail Mary, but at the last minute the Germans decided to play the race card.
by buxfan | May 14, 2009, 10:40AM
Caption #2What's in your wallet?
by slickster | May 15, 2009, 3:20PM
Caption #3In WWII, Howie Mandel's great grandfather hosted a game show called "Dealspitzin Aut Nien Dealsplitzen"!
by eboy326 | May 14, 2009, 12:54AM
Caption #4yes I am number 1, hey mine says number 1, no mine says number 1
by dank | May 14, 2009, 1:00AM
Caption #5WIth this ticket you will be able to get on the plane to escape Germany, when the shit hits the fan.
by Saligh | May 14, 2009, 3:07AM
Caption #6Yippie, it me. I have the winning ticket darling.
You room or mine Mr Hitler
You room or mine Mr Hitler
by Aaron | May 14, 2009, 3:32AM
Caption #7Yes the german soccer team did so horribly their own fans pulled out yellow cards as well.
by mantyl0461 | May 14, 2009, 4:26AM
Caption #8And the bid for Adolf Hitlers most recently used tissue is at $8219.34.
by mantyl0461 | May 14, 2009, 4:28AM
Caption #9And the bid for Adolf Hitlers most recently used tissue is at $8219.34.
by jbunke | May 14, 2009, 5:02AM
Caption #10Desperate to gain access to Wonka's factory, Hitler gets his hands on all the Golden Tickets.
by Wade | May 14, 2009, 6:34AM
Caption #11Tickets to Hitler's Ball were a rare and sought after commodity due to the fact that he only had one.
by Seth P | May 14, 2009, 6:34AM
Caption #12Hitler's army of soccer referees. Instead of shooting at you, they give warning cards.
by Seth P | May 14, 2009, 6:36AM
Caption #13The Germans immediately got their tickets out upon seeing Indiana Jones board the blimp.
by mccatusf | May 14, 2009, 6:38AM
Caption #14"Cause i got a golden tick..... Hey... "
by acedraven | May 14, 2009, 6:52AM
Caption #15Der Monopoly...
Do not Pass Go.....NEIN!
Do not Collect $200....Nein!
Go Directly To JAIL!!!!
Do not Pass Go.....NEIN!
Do not Collect $200....Nein!
Go Directly To JAIL!!!!
by jerms | May 14, 2009, 6:57AM
Caption #16Yes! Free tickets to see Inglorious Basterds before it comes out!
by J-Heezy | May 14, 2009, 6:59AM
Caption #17And the winner of the walk in oven is ticket number...
by Michael LoCicero/Tiny | May 14, 2009, 7:11AM
Caption #18"Looks like we all get to go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory."
by Ian W. | May 14, 2009, 7:35AM
Caption #19I'm going to use my get out of execution free card.
by randeez | May 14, 2009, 7:43AM
Caption #20And tonight's lottery numbers are ....
by randeez | May 14, 2009, 7:50AM
Caption #21Does everyone have their Zeppelin tickets? Good, let's go.
by randeez | May 14, 2009, 7:52AM
Caption #22Simon says, hold your yellow card up if you want Hitler dead.
by Mr__Roarke | May 14, 2009, 8:07AM
Caption #23All who are in favor of looking serious and/or constipated please raise your official Third Reich Vote Cards now.
by Wade | May 14, 2009, 8:49AM
Caption #24"Please raise your token if you vish to invade Svitzerlund for ze chocolate instead, ja?"
by Andre Bhaia | May 14, 2009, 8:50AM
Caption #25Those who think want to shave that ridiculous little mustache, raise the yellow card!
by gibbyblaylock | May 14, 2009, 8:56AM
Caption #26"Okay everbody, get out your raffle tickets it's time to see who won the camping gear generously donated by the Knights of Columbus!"
by gibbyblaylock | May 14, 2009, 8:58AM
Caption #27Here we see Magneto and Charles Xavier during their awkward, rebellious Nazi years.
by bubbatwo420 | May 14, 2009, 9:01AM
Caption #28Immigration is currently investigating a new trend of colorblindness after asking for green cards...
by rubix | May 14, 2009, 9:16AM
Caption #29Wonka to release statement on counterfeit tickets.
More at 11:00
More at 11:00
by Ja Rich | May 14, 2009, 9:26AM
Caption #30I WANT THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
by Joshy C | May 14, 2009, 9:35AM
Caption #31And for his next trick, Mein Fuhrer will now guess what each of you have written on your cards....
by letters26 | May 14, 2009, 10:11AM
Caption #32That evening Miley Cyrus played an exclusive set for the Nazi's........Ticket's please!!!!!
by Patrick B | May 14, 2009, 10:27AM
Caption #33There was some hostility when Hitler asked them to sing out of their new Hymnals.
by jerms | May 14, 2009, 10:35AM
Caption #34Guy 1: I love David Copperfield. He has such amazing tricks.
Guy2: Yes, I agree. I wonder what he is going to make us do with these cards.
Guy2: Yes, I agree. I wonder what he is going to make us do with these cards.
by Patrick B | May 14, 2009, 10:36AM
Caption #35Hi there, yeah we just paid to see the new Quintin Tarantino film and we'd like our money back.
by Haylee | May 14, 2009, 10:40AM
Caption #36"I would rather be golfing right now..."
by borgw | May 14, 2009, 10:42AM
Caption #37Does This Grow Your Hair?
by pdpbboy | May 14, 2009, 12:07PM
Caption #38As you can plainly see...all of us are here for one reason. To Bring Sexy Back.
by gizzep13 | May 14, 2009, 12:59PM
Caption #39And with the #9 stamped on his ticket, klaus new it was going to be a long day @ the deli counter.
by Matt Layden | May 14, 2009, 1:52PM
Caption #40*Indiana Jones just threw a German out the window *
Jones: "No Ticket"
Jones: "No Ticket"
by feastlover | May 14, 2009, 1:56PM
Caption #41Does your guy have blonde or brown hair?........no?......Man I really suck at guess who!!
by feastlover | May 14, 2009, 2:01PM
Caption #42NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!!
by Easyian | May 14, 2009, 2:06PM
Caption #43UNO!!
by Easyian | May 14, 2009, 2:09PM
Caption #44Got and 2's?
GO FISH
GO FISH
by Jaycer17 | May 14, 2009, 2:11PM
Caption #45You lied to us, Mein Herr... This card was NOT a memership card for the Hair Club for Men.
by gagan | May 14, 2009, 2:33PM
Caption #46we all support u to get rid of the Fuhror we don't fear wht will happen to us for this deed.....
by Edward Hidbrader | May 14, 2009, 2:57PM
Caption #47Is this the line to see Inglorious Basterds?
by Babyfro | May 14, 2009, 3:16PM
Caption #48"Bingo!"
by Babyfro | May 14, 2009, 3:20PM
Caption #49"Pick a card, any card."
by Babyfro | May 14, 2009, 3:26PM
Caption #50What auctions looked like before ebay.
by killy27 | May 14, 2009, 4:27PM
Caption #51the white man version of the green card
by Shortybighead | May 14, 2009, 4:34PM
Caption #52I suggest it vas colonel mustard vis ze candlestick in ze dining room.
by shaggywill | May 14, 2009, 4:40PM
Caption #53If your depressed and you know it raise your hand.
by Mason Dixon | May 14, 2009, 4:46PM
Caption #54how the hell are we supposed to play bingo with these tiny cards?
by Mason Dixon | May 14, 2009, 4:47PM
Caption #55you said we needed to show I.D to buy ciggarettes
by Mason Dixon | May 14, 2009, 4:48PM
Caption #56David Blaine was full of crap , he couldnt find the Jack of clubs
by Mason Dixon | May 14, 2009, 5:15PM
Caption #57weve got tickets to see Hitler the musical live on Broadway
by Mason Dixon | May 14, 2009, 5:16PM
Caption #58what are zeez?
by feastlover | May 14, 2009, 5:38PM
Caption #59I'm going to hollywood!!!!!!!! ........American idol rules!!!!!
by musicman2323 | May 14, 2009, 5:55PM
Caption #60if we get in...we all get in...
no really it says it on te card see admission one
no really it says it on te card see admission one
by ethan | May 14, 2009, 7:03PM
Caption #61Now, will the lcuky man with the golden ticket please show it now.
Dammit, there was only suppose to be ONE golden ticket!
Dammit, there was only suppose to be ONE golden ticket!
by Fletch | May 14, 2009, 7:05PM
Caption #62Archival footage of Davy Jones during his "Nazi" years, preparing to ask the Fuhrer if he could store this one extra card in his "locker".
by Fletch | May 14, 2009, 7:07PM
Caption #63"If you can snatch zis card from my hand you will make me very angry. You will not like me when I am angry. Do you see my "angry" face?"
by Kwolfnot | May 14, 2009, 7:37PM
Caption #64Coat check, mine is the one with the swastika.
by Kwolfnot | May 14, 2009, 7:39PM
Caption #65One chocolate swastika per golden ticket please.
by Kwolfnot | May 14, 2009, 7:44PM
Caption #66We demand a refund. From the poster, we thought this was a sequel to The Usual Suspects.
by jerms | May 14, 2009, 9:14PM
Caption #67(Off Screen)
PAMELA ANDERSON: Excuse me! I lost the key to my hotel room and I really need to shower... Would any of you be kind enough to lend me a key to their room for a minute?
PAMELA ANDERSON: Excuse me! I lost the key to my hotel room and I really need to shower... Would any of you be kind enough to lend me a key to their room for a minute?
by squadup428@aol.com | May 15, 2009, 12:36AM
Caption #68"PLEASE HOLD UP THE ORANGE CARD IF U HAVE A RECIEDING HAIRLINE AND HAVE HAD A VASECTOMY"
by Louis | May 15, 2009, 12:53AM
Caption #69... Hitler continued," Everything I've said about the end of the war is true. I'm sure all of what I've said has frightened many of you but, we only have one bathroom in the entire building. Who has a pass?"
by Babyfro | May 15, 2009, 7:51AM
Caption #70Raise your hand, raise you hand if your Sure!
by Special-K | May 15, 2009, 10:44AM
Caption #71The grand opening on brodway for
"The Producers"
"The Producers"
by Brumi | May 15, 2009, 11:17AM
Caption #72Show me the yellow card if you have a forced german accent!
by TheSmedt | May 15, 2009, 1:58PM
Caption #73The magic trick was considered, overall, less impressive when it was revealed that everybody had been given the same card.
by Kiko Sanchez | May 15, 2009, 2:34PM
Caption #74Hang on Mini-Me! If anything should happen to you I don't know what I would do.
by Skinless Tomcat | May 15, 2009, 3:52PM
Caption #75The winners of the golden tickets to Adolf Hitler's Jew Factory.
by mikiyas | May 15, 2009, 4:57PM
Caption #76this movie was so bad i'll make sure i don't win.
why did the chicken cross the road?
Valkyry was playing on the other side.
why did the chicken cross the road?
Valkyry was playing on the other side.
by mccarte | May 15, 2009, 7:26PM
Caption #77Hitler gets a YELLOW CARD...by the entire ref'ing system.
by mma247 | May 15, 2009, 8:21PM
Caption #78That three bean chillie was delicious, ..but can I use my bathroom pass now? Its pretty serious.
by MytMowse | May 16, 2009, 10:12AM
Caption #79Anyone not holding a yellow card must give Hilter his daily sponge bath.
by Mason Dixon | May 16, 2009, 3:29PM
Caption #80"this is what charmin uses now?"
by Mason Dixon | May 16, 2009, 3:30PM
Caption #81"im first to cash in my stimulas check"
by Griffin | May 16, 2009, 4:11PM
Caption #82The man in the suit, standing behind me, he's staring at the back of my head again.. isnt he...
no don't look, or he'll know we know!
no don't look, or he'll know we know!
by Tree | May 16, 2009, 6:40PM
Caption #83Our favorite game is monopoly and we all own St James Place!
by feastlover | May 16, 2009, 11:07PM
Caption #84OK everyone who thinks Tom cruise looks like a pirate hold up your card
Tom: Yarrrrghh
Tom: Yarrrrghh
by feastlover | May 16, 2009, 11:12PM
Caption #85(off screen) Ryan seacrst yelling "Your all going to Hollywood!"
by tingboe | May 17, 2009, 2:58AM
Caption #86Nazi Germany's referees demonstrate protocol when reffing "non-aryan" games at the upcoming Olympic competitions.
by Japes | May 17, 2009, 8:07AM
Caption #87We've got tickets to the 2009 MTV Movie Awards hosted by Andy Samberg!
by dstobbe | May 17, 2009, 3:33PM
Caption #88"i'll trade you my Bryant card for your Jordon card"
by dstobbe | May 17, 2009, 3:35PM
Caption #89"everyone else is wearing black and i'm wearing green... Hitler is going to freak"
by rudecam76 | May 17, 2009, 6:27PM
Caption #90These men are Basterds.
by vreedhead | May 17, 2009, 8:51PM
Caption #91And the winner is...!
by grr8t | May 17, 2009, 11:55PM
Caption #92Bingo!
by shaggywill | May 18, 2009, 1:50AM
Caption #93Epic Fail
by tlh429 | May 18, 2009, 11:54AM
Caption #94You are getting very sleepy...
by Civilpython | May 18, 2009, 7:04PM
Caption #95"...And whoever has a yellow card gets an all-expenses-paid cruise to Ellis Island with General Eisenhower and 50,000 US soldiers."
by SlimCalhoun | May 18, 2009, 11:07PM
Caption #96I never had a chance to shine
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing..... cause ive got a golden ticket
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine
What an amazing thing..... cause ive got a golden ticket
by Bard116 | May 19, 2009, 5:23AM
Caption #97I've got a golden ticket. I've got a golden twinkle in my eye. (singing)
by Mouse51180 | May 19, 2009, 8:39AM
Caption #98Anyone here selling tickets for Hanna Montna?
by sal22 | May 19, 2009, 11:03AM
Caption #99And the winning number for the 50/50 drawing is ...
by Hairyman | May 19, 2009, 11:23AM
Caption #100Simon Says.....
by jammblues | May 19, 2009, 11:34AM
Caption #101"And this is how we used to vote for AMERICAN IDOL in the erly days!"
by ALEXCALD | May 19, 2009, 12:31PM
Caption #102YAHTZEE!!!!!
by dstobbe | May 19, 2009, 3:21PM
Caption #103UNO!!
by LUIS ANGEL | May 19, 2009, 4:55PM
Caption #104Hi ! We came for the party !
by Puffader | May 19, 2009, 6:34PM
Caption #105"you suck"
by dirtyDRlove | May 19, 2009, 10:38PM
Caption #106there is no way we will be accepting everyone's get out of jail free cards.
by rys_ndy | May 20, 2009, 6:48AM
Caption #107Willy Wonka: Ok, I said only 6 golden tickets were to be printed!
by Riccardo | May 20, 2009, 12:37PM
Caption #108And the winner iiiiiiis....
by skatejedi | May 20, 2009, 5:13PM
Caption #109Everybody have their ticket for Passion Of The Christ?
by musicman2323 | May 21, 2009, 3:07PM
Caption #110sorry, every nazi with a yellow ticket is not permitted
by levithefamilyguy | May 21, 2009, 4:28PM
Caption #111AYe. es muy paquito? no?
si es un problema enorme!
No es paquito?
si! si!
Aye porque es muy paquito?
THats the way it is its not like i control it.
Umm maybe u should use extenze
Aye
si es un problema enorme!
No es paquito?
si! si!
Aye porque es muy paquito?
THats the way it is its not like i control it.
Umm maybe u should use extenze
Aye
by Tindalos | May 21, 2009, 10:56PM
Caption #112AH-HA! We too have Get Out Of JaIl Free cards!
by mickey oreilley | May 22, 2009, 4:08PM
Caption #113man i wish there was atleast one damn chick in here
by Matt Layden | May 29, 2009, 12:37AM
Caption #114...come on, the Indiana Jones one was brilliant. They're freaking nazis
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