Notorious S.I.T, yo.

The Bleach convention was in town showing off their new suits.....

What do you mean i'm taking myself to seriously?

Now, I want you to walk across the brooklyn bridge and get me some Cambodian Breast Milk. Do it quickly for I am quite parched.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Tupac should be around here somewhere...

"Now....this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside-down...I'd like ya to take a minute just sit right there, I'l tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bell-Air...."

Sorry, different cheesy rapper, but sitting in the same sheesy throne....

What about "King Lil' 2Big"? Dat sounds tite!

And now, the roast of Notorius B.I.G!

That's right folks!!!!! One million cheesburgers eaten!!!!! Give him a round of applause!!!!

I thought I was here to see Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch? Who are these guys?

I'm the King of the Jungle. The Jungle BIG!

"Oh, I just can;t wait to be king!!"

Yeah, I had 2Pac killed....so what?

name the best If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all effing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

oh crap, are those the guys that are gonna kill you later on tonight?

Pimps up and Hoe's down

In an effort to sell records, Diddy brought Biggy to the mall and tried to convince kids that he was the real Santa Claus, but his plan was foiled when his two sidekicks stood behind him shooing the kids away because their immense Christmas spirit made them feel guilty... not to mention Biggy kept saying "Ho's Ho's Ho's".

I'm back bitches & hoes!!!!!

Depression and an eating disorder has hit Sean Coombs: He is now truly the "StayPuft Daddy" of Hip-Hop.

guy- damn man that light is bright

Big- not to me it ain't

Yo don't look, use your peripherals foo

trying to be biggie but just look like a fat wannabe

"I sat on a bench with wet-paint, but popped a Mentos and now my suit is pimpin!"

And now I bring you the ninth wonder of the world. King Kong

I dunno Mom, Santa looks a little more street-wise this year. And what happened to his elves?

"I mean na Big. Amblyopia isn't fatal........"

I definitely see some ladies in here that should have my baby...

This years host of The Playa Hater's Ball
Honoring the most prestigious verbal abusers on the planet. We apologize Silky Johnson could not attend.

Just remember thats a candle and not a cup Big.

You might get waxed tonight but not like that.

Puff: I think they want us to sing Ebony and Ivory.

Big: Nah lets hit em with some Say, Say , Say. Obviously you're McCartney.

the background people disgracefully missed the memo that said: \"act hard for the king big shoot\"

They ain't dancin..... All we wanna do is make 'em dance..... Baaaaaad Boy

What did you expect the Wizard of OZ to look like?

yoooo i am the king soo shot the hell up.....

Off with her head!!!!!!!!!

"Yo, Yo, Yo...Give it up for King Big, son!.. You know what I'm sayin'....For real... word is born... you know what I'm saying.... Pimp hat, gold chains, big lips.. .know what I'm saying...!! Darker than a struck match!!!... Know what I'm sayin'....WORD!!!"

"Yo son.... what's wrong with you!?!?!.... You know King Big likes his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken extra crispy....!!!"

"Yo Puffy... I told you Lil' Kim could make that beer bottle disappear in her coochie.....Aight yo, stop starin' so hard!"

Gettin' ready to stomp the yard!

As your guardian angel, I advise you to enjoy your brand new pinstripe suit and comfy, red velvet throne

Yo dawg... I told you that suit with the target on it would make you look thiner.... but no! You never listen to me.

Hey Diddy, get out of my comfort zone...you are messing up my flow

In an effort to combat McDonalds ad campaign, Burger King has a new king!

B.I.G. and his epileptic entourage. East Coast!...cough, cough...seizure, seizure.

YO Big don't look so worried, we'll just blame it on shyne again. Take that, Take that, Take that.

Anyone who thought B.I.G.'s fame was undeserved need only look at the chair he sat in and the fact that he was best buddies with future LeBron James.

Can I sit on the shiny gold chair?

Mock .... Yaa ... Ing .... Yaa ... Bird ..... Yaa .... Yaa ... Yaaa . Mockingbird yaa.

-Oh dear, you've seen to spontaneously combusted.
-It's quite alright, I've grown tired of living.
-Oh, good show then.
-Is it raining again?

Ying-Yang!

" I'm the Biggest Boss that youv'e seen thus far" Hey Puff get me some Ribs!!!!

"Someone come over here and get this 'Jodeci' out of my Puffy Combs!"

can someone give me some toilet paper?

I sure can fit a lot of cookies in this goblet...

Howie- "And your offer is 150,000, lets see what your family has to say"

NO DEAL! NO DEAL! NO DEAL!