Once you go yellow, you'll never want another fellow.

Jessica Alba: "Oh my God, you're SO... bald!"

Gatorade, is it in you?

I've got to pee so bad I can taste it.

YellowRay, BluRay, RedRay. AnyWay you're still a bastard.

"Hello my precious"

Man : Can i make babies with you, were running low on expendable supplies...
Girl : Are you serious ?

"Yellow - It's the new Gray"

Why... So... Serious...?

You're cute, but I'm more into purple guys

Girl : Release me and ill make it worth your while !!!

Girl: (Quiet)
Man: (Quiet)
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.
.
.
...
Girl: (Quiet)
Man: (Quiet)

Nancy: Can you believe they let me play a stripper and NOT get naked?
Yellow Bastard: And they call ME a bastard? Pfft!!!

"Your looking a little jaundice.......have you ever seen the sun??".....

The Human Easter Egg Project (HEEP) finds the next victim...

Jessica Alba guest stars on an a special episode of Sesame Street. 'Big Bird Gets Cancer'.

...you spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down

Jessicas son saddly takes after his dad

Instead of shrinking your member, infamous Yellow #5 actually kidnaps your girlfriend.

Stop poking me with that bannana
oh wait

Want to see what REALLY makes me the Yellow Man?

Oh Dam! the keibler elf is real! He sure is ugly up close.

Wow, Mini Driver should never share screen time with Jessica Alba.

REALLY early colour films tended to splurge in some areas while escaping from B&W, making the images a bit one sided...

Girl : Could it be that ur my son ?
Boy : Hell no, ur an ugly missy...
Girl's mouth falls open !!!

They call me 'Mellow Yellow'

Quite rightly....

"Frank forgot to read the fineprint about the so called minor side effects"

How would you like to make love to Yodas stunt double?

"Let's put a smile on that face!"

you ready for my pointy dick?

When did cheez-it comercials get so creepy?

Wait... what ?

I've got something for you...
It's shaped like a banana... and yellow like one too.

For you? $500 an hour.

Do I have something in my teeth?

Garlic bread, baby! That's what it is!

The preciousssssssssssssssssssss!!!!

Girl: Man you're the biggest jaundice baby I've ever seen.

"You think this is the real Quaid!?"

Let me guess, golden showers?

The medical term is jaundice.

We don't have colored television yet.

Wanna see a magic stick?

Yellow Bastard: Once you go yellow, there is no other fellow

You call that scary? Nice try honey, but nothing beats working with Dane Cook.

I see a "cosa linda"

" Im really sorry, but I prefer my guys a little less primary in the pigmentation dept."

Don't worry Baby we're both pink on the inside

Don't confuse it with pee

Girl: Yellow fever?
Guy: Good guess.

- ninthlobby.com

...Six flags!

More flags, more fun!

Sue Storm was weary of the Fantastic Four’s new recruit because of his choice in a name: The Pee.

Call me crazy, but I thought it was called the BLUE man group...

yellow bastard: i miss my best friend...i miss my wife...

nancy: shut up..shut up....you got me at yellow

Check this out i can glow in the dark.

pardon me, would you have any grey poupon?

I flunked the Blue Man Group - am so disappointed!

Ross Perot challenges Jessica Alba to a staring contest.

A scene from the upcoming live-action Pac Man movie!

Mr. Burns, in his youth, trying to get a date

Yes, yes i know you'd have preferred Dr. Manhattan but when he is in mars prancing around his blue marbles i take his calls, so gimme a break already sister.

Gives new meaning to the phrase: "No Crust."

.....boo.

"you talking to me?""You talking to me?!"

Psss. I don't know if you've noticed, but... you're yellow.

Just when I thought I was out, you pulled me back in.

Are you yellow, WTF!?!?

Nancy: Hartigan told me he shot most of it off... guess he lied.

Yellow Bastard: Really?! It doesnt look to bad?

Nancy: He got it all....

Yellow Bastard: "I love you. You... you complete me. And I just..."

Nancy: "Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "Yellow."

Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you, and all the things that you do.

Britney Spears chooses her next future ex-husband!

"Dr. Manhattan went to Mars. I'm his assistant, Dr. Yellow Fever."

The years had not been kind to the Silver Surfer, and he was beginning to show some serious tarnish.

Man : nancy,... i'm you're real father
Girl :are hazing now cause u're peeing less often

;;yellow bastard;; "So have you seen that new seth rogen movie? man thats guys talented"

little girl i need my balloons back or i'll loose my job in the circus!!!

In case you haven't noticed...I'm into kinky stuff and like it when girls pee on me!!!

I may be a porn star, but my contract specifically states that I do not do colored guys!

You're not my type - I prefer ketchup.

Let me go please. I am feeling rather yellow.

"Bert left sesame street to do things his way in Sin city"

I see London, I see France, hey I'm not wearing any underpants!!!!

You and me, staring contest... or are you yellow?!?!

Something's gone terribly wrong in Pleasantville

man: oh you\'ll scream...
nancy: I\'m sorry are you asian?
man: oh come on, why would you say that...
nancy: maybe your complextion, reminds me of an asian
man: oh a semite... you know you can leave... go back to mel gibson!!!!

It's yellow down there too

Oh please, you said you wanted to spice it up and get a little kinky. Don't tell me I crossed the line NOW?! Do you have any idea how long it took me to put this stupid costume on?

My skin reacts to methane emissions. What say you?

Drat!...The Yellow Cambodian Pirate gang has another hostage

Is that jaundice or are you just happy to see me?

Is that jaundice or are you just happy to see me?

That Yellow Bastard with the rope in the barn.

My hovercraft is full of eels...

Yellow Bastard - You 're just mad because I'm in color

Nancy - Just because you're in one color, doesn't mean you're in full color

Now i'm gonna come into your home,
and I'm gonna make a mess!!

Nancy: I loved you in Terminator 3...

Here we can see Sony's failed first attempt at HD DVDs, the Yello-Ray.

I am sorry but i don't like blondes

Would you like a mustard necklace......

I am a premium gold member so you have to do what i say.

the ingolden basterd

yes you can check my ad on the yellow pages.

Is this Pleasantville?

Did you know I auditioned for Goldmember?

Yes. I'm yellow down there too.

Sorry... I only date black guys

"Its like looking in the mirror". - Yellow Bastard

this is what happened when I ate your nasty lemon cake!

Front Page News

John Kerry caught having a good time after getting spray on tan.

Girl: "OMG how come your the only one in color!"

got a joint?

I hope you know when it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

Man: Do You Like Yellow Fishsticks?
Woman: ummm... Yeeessss
Man: Are you like a Bi Fish

This is what happens every Halloween in the Federline-Spears Househhold; foreplay gets out of control in costume.

Man:Wait no way, did I just kidnap Jessica Alba?
Are you in fact Jessica Alba?

Female: Yes

Man: Well I'll be a yellow bastard..........

Remember, if you blink first you said you'd untie me.

This year's Notre Dame bell tower tryouts will determine who will replace quasi modo.

''Are you wearing new contacts ?''

Nancy Callahan: You call this rough sex?

So it's true what they about drinking too much Sunny D!!

Taste the rainbow.

Well you see, the name The Blue Man Group was already taken. So there you go.

Nancy: "Why are you the only thing in color? Are you important, like the girl with the red coat in Schindler's List? You know they found a copy of Schindler's list in a library in Australia. Australia has these animals called Kangaroos, and they have Koalas. Both of those animals have pouches. I don't really like pouches because they're not IN right now......Uh.......What were we talking about?"

This is why you can't drink a gallon of surge... now they call me Mellow Yellow, quite rightly

I'm just WILD about Saffron...

Your about to hop down my yellow brick road.

"I thought performing 'it's not easy being green' would help me get women, but I forgot I was color blind."

I have a purple penis.

man : mmmm and here comes desert bannana cream pie with whipped cream ...

woman: that wonka gum sure packs a punch your turning yellow yellow man

::SIGH:: I gotta stop giving people lemonade before i torture them.

@RealJessicaAlba I wanna hear you scream.

from @LemonHead

It was at this moment that Jessica realized this guy was a little more kinky than she'd signed up for.

"Next easter... lay off the peeps...."

"Mister Yellow Bastard,
He's the man... the man with the jaundiced touch...."

I'm Sorry, That's never happened to me before.

I'm bringing YELLOW back!!

Nancy: "what's wrong Yellow? You're looking a little blue."

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

You are one ugly motha...(which one said that?)

She's waiting for him to say "I don't know", then it's slime time!

"You yellow-bellied bastard!..."

So what is Big Bird of sesame street doing these days?...well as you can see he's a homeless pedophile

I told you not to go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and at the very least not sneak off! You did both!

Girl: So what do you do for a living?
Man: I used to star on the Simpsons, but now im just laying low.

Bastard: *stares*
Nancy: STARING COMPETITION!
*staring competition ensues*

It's like looking in a mirror.

Look, Mr Fudd, I'm ringing this bell for Quasimodo, so do me a favor and go find yourself a rabbit.

Hey babe we're all pink on the inside.

you might want to see a doctor about that...

"I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Sorry, I'm a very literal Coldplay fan"

You really should get that looked at.

You know Chlamydia can kill if you don't get it looked at.

Syphilis really hasn't made you any prettier.

Yellow Bastard....The Other...Other White Meat.

I don't have any Barry White, will Isaac Hayes do?

Nancy: "I'm thirsty"

Yellow Bastard: "Would you like a cup of apple Juice"?

So...how is curious george?

woman: Im not into creatures as ugly as you.
yellow bastard: your gonna love me you nasty human.
woman: I have people who wouldcome for me.
yellow bastard: Have them come "then he opens his mouth andswallows her whole" I realy didnt like you anyways.

Sorry, It was a little mishap with Tony Starks auto-paint machine...

It was at this instance when the green being leaned forward and roll on deodorant was invented.

I'd do anything for a bondage based threesome with Jessica Alba but this is nothing like I imagined it.

Im gonna fly this thin stringed kite, discover electricity and then Im gonna taze your green shrek looking ass.

No, ma'am, I'm afraid I'm not interested in standing under your umbrella.

I'm not your mommy you yellow bastard!

"Oh my God! I can see color again!"

Don't turn your back.

Is there anything in my teeth?

One more tug... and this roof comes down.

Chains? Couldn't be any more creative. Sad

The safety word is Romeo.

"Untie me, and I'll show you where you can put it..."

Can I see your "gold member"

"Get out of my face or taste the rest of the rainbow"

For the last time, let go of the rope and tell me what you've done with the piano ...

Don't worry, not ALL of me is yellow.

Did you fall in the vat of highlighter ink again?

No baby! I already told you i don't mind the yellow...but would you just try the rogaine...pleease.

Look into my eyes.

Testing the theory that if you stand still, Jessica Alba will not be able to see you

I may be yellow, bald, and have tied you up because I was unsuccessful in molesting you as a young girl, but I am still a more stable individual than Amy Winehouse.

Yellow Bastard says : Oh yeah you'll beg and you'll scream to take a bite of me sweety !!!!!!

Nancy says : Sorry Mellow Yellow, I've got enough yellow gunk caked on my teeth!!!

man: I'm yellow and I have no hair. WEEEEE!
woman: I'm so hot for you right now.

"'Hell of a way to end a partnership'"

"How about you and me go halves on a bastard?"

The only way to get Jessica Alba to fall in love you

if you want to escape all you have to do is ..... (singing)" follow the yellow skinned troll, follow the yellow skinned troll. follow follow Follow the yellow skinned troll".

Yellow Bastard: "Y'know... they used to call me Mustard back in the days... the bad days, the all-or-nothing days! Now seems everything's fading to grey...can't you see?'
Nancy: 'The hell would I know if they called you pinky toaster, I've been telling you for the past two and a half hours, I'm colorblind!'

You should really cut back on the smoking, or at least do it in a better ventilated area...

Seriousely...lay off the spray on tanning!

"so i said to rodriguez, what makes me different from the other characters...."

I've got the Midas touch, baby!

I'll cash your check in the morning

do you like mustard?

So what shall I do with you now?...mwhahah...wha? this? oh I had an accident with a highlighter earlierier today. I was chewing on the end of it and...nevermind its not important right now.

"Ugh! Everytime I check out my storage locker there's always some weirdo living in it!"

Can we move yet? I thought this contest ended yesterday .....

The safe word is 'banana'.

this site picks the dumbest captions...i mean honestly, their are always so many better ones to choose, they need someone new picking these things, its like they wait a week, forget the contest is even on, then go "oh crap" and just randomly pick 4.

Seriously, those captions won someone a free Blu-Ray? Ugh!

Jessica Alba: "You smell small, What are you wearing?"
Yellow Bastard: "Yellow 5 body spray by AXE."

I don't date guys who are yellow.

"Sorry, but I need my men to be more Noir."