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CAPTION CONTEST: NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN DVD CONTEST
With No Country for Old Men coming to Blu-ray and DVD in a Collector's Edition on April 7th, we have been provided with three copies of the film on DVD to give away. Ethan Coen’s most gripping and ambitious film, No Country for Old Men – Collector’s Edition comes with more than five hours of bonus features, available on DVD and Blu-ray for the first time ever, including extensive interviews with the filmmakers, stars and technical team behind this unforgettable thriller. From an unauthorized trip backstage with star Josh Brolin, to an insider’s look at the unique moviemaking process of the Coen brothers, fans will get unprecedented access to the story behind the celebrated movie. In addition, both the DVD and Blu-ray versions include a special digital copy of the movie that enables viewers to enjoy it anywhere, anytime in their choice of iTunes or Windows Media formats.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of No Country for Old Men: Collector's Edition on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: April 7th.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by bbaker | April 1, 2009, 11:49AM
Caption #1When hair gets in Anton Chigurh's eye, he doesn't brush it away... he just stares it down till it recoils.
by Kiko Sanchez | April 4, 2009, 8:44AM
Caption #2I told my barber I wanted "The Rachel!" not this!
by cmichaelrun | April 7, 2009, 7:40AM
Caption #3After several Chardonnays at a local bar, Anton spent the remainder of his evening looking for the hotel room; trying his best to ignore the all too familiar feeling of spending the night all alone in a strange new town.
by Jaycer17 | April 1, 2009, 10:28AM
Caption #4Tsraing into the mirrr, Anton made up his mind: the barber must die.
by sniffles | April 1, 2009, 10:35AM
Caption #5The ultimate comb-over.
by clashtheramones | April 1, 2009, 10:48AM
Caption #6I think I just had an accident in my pants
by Matt Tract | April 1, 2009, 10:56AM
Caption #7This penny traveled thirty years to get here...It's just to bad it didn't come with a set of clippers.
by Tree | April 1, 2009, 11:05AM
Caption #8I'm going to flip a coin. You call it.
by Aleksoid | April 1, 2009, 11:18AM
Caption #9all I wanted was a hug
by squirrly8888 | April 1, 2009, 11:21AM
Caption #10There are some things in life out of your control. The best thing you can do is not try to understand them.
by Timmah | April 1, 2009, 11:25AM
Caption #11These crappy hotels are really starting to piss me off.
by Timmah | April 1, 2009, 11:35AM
Caption #12Maybe everyone's hair would look this good if we used compressed air instead of a blow dryer.
by Jackmcmalley | April 1, 2009, 11:36AM
Caption #13Behold. The King of Emos.
by drtitanium0 | April 1, 2009, 11:54AM
Caption #14Least I still got chicken.
by Ja Rich | April 1, 2009, 12:08PM
Caption #15This is my best Chuck Norris look
by bernie | April 1, 2009, 12:18PM
Caption #16It's time for a taco...
by AiwaSoundSystem | April 1, 2009, 12:23PM
Caption #17Um excuse me mister, you're in my way.
by jerms | April 1, 2009, 12:35PM
Caption #18I feel like I'm in a Kubrick film.
by Hero | April 1, 2009, 12:36PM
Caption #19Oh man im going to kill my Hair Dresser.
by Eric | April 1, 2009, 12:56PM
Caption #20why is everyone looking up my nose?
by mccarte | April 1, 2009, 1:21PM
Caption #21Did I lock the door when I left.....
by petcarpet | April 1, 2009, 2:29PM
Caption #22Nobody breaks into Nicholas Cage's house without grabbing a souvenir.
by MovieMan8877445 | April 1, 2009, 2:32PM
Caption #23Oh yes, I am about to get laid.
by rubix | April 1, 2009, 2:59PM
Caption #24I'd like a room for one night...
by killy27 | April 1, 2009, 3:13PM
Caption #25Yep, I just shit my pants
by Josh Kadish | April 1, 2009, 3:20PM
Caption #26If only I didn't lose that freakin' coin toss then I wouldn't have this stupid hair cut!
by Mr. 62 | April 1, 2009, 3:48PM
Caption #27Dorothy Hamill called, she wants her hair cut back
by Simon | April 1, 2009, 4:10PM
Caption #28Modern Day Hairdo FAIL
by pcguy | April 1, 2009, 4:16PM
Caption #29Do you want fries with that?
by pcguy | April 1, 2009, 4:21PM
Caption #30heads or tails?
by pcguy | April 1, 2009, 4:28PM
Caption #31There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
by Bradford | April 1, 2009, 4:44PM
Caption #32"8, 9, 10! Okay I'm coming to kill you
by Matt Layden | April 1, 2009, 5:37PM
Caption #33"What Are You Talking About? I Am Smiling"
by rubix | April 1, 2009, 5:42PM
Caption #34I just pooped
by Shortybighead | April 1, 2009, 6:25PM
Caption #35How's it going Denim Dan? You look like the president, chairman, and CEO of Levi Straus. Hey where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
by chickachickayaya | April 1, 2009, 9:03PM
Caption #36Yea, me and Shirley split up. Says she couldn't ever tell when I was faking or not, whatever the hell that means.
by Thesar | April 1, 2009, 9:11PM
Caption #37And this, my friends, is why I am not a Republican.
by philosopherr | April 1, 2009, 9:24PM
Caption #38.......................
by Gadgetboy | April 1, 2009, 9:54PM
Caption #39You Talkin' to Me?
by walter | April 1, 2009, 10:04PM
Caption #40Jeffrey Dean Morgan must be stoped before he steals my identity
by scooterm | April 1, 2009, 10:19PM
Caption #41Who the heck would name their son Llewellyn?
by rudecam76 | April 1, 2009, 10:27PM
Caption #42anton chigurh got to have sex with penelope cruz and scarlett johanson yet still look like a mushroomhead. what is he? the ultimate badass?
by Fletch | April 1, 2009, 10:58PM
Caption #43"This coats too small-o."
by Fletch | April 1, 2009, 11:00PM
Caption #44"I like how my hair shines prettily in the light."
by Batsy | April 1, 2009, 11:25PM
Caption #45The ladies all knew the true way to spell his name- "Sugar".
by travis | April 1, 2009, 11:56PM
Caption #46stay cool man...... i dont think they smell the fart
by SlothLovesChunk | April 2, 2009, 4:40AM
Caption #47The Chigurh Family Singers:
"I am 16 going on 17..."
"I am 16 going on 17..."
by ajgo | April 2, 2009, 8:25AM
Caption #48I wear my jean jacket at night...
by seanmcleod | April 2, 2009, 8:48AM
Caption #49Sadly, the Monkees decided it was time to call it quits when Davy Jones' steroid use ran out of control.
by bubbatwo420 | April 2, 2009, 8:55AM
Caption #50Yo, check out my Dark Knight Two-Face impression!
by maddhatter | April 2, 2009, 9:00AM
Caption #51Hi.
by Yohan | April 2, 2009, 9:59AM
Caption #52Mama, there goe dat man again.
by Japes | April 2, 2009, 10:48AM
Caption #53Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Greg Davies aka cGt2099 | April 2, 2009, 11:06AM
Caption #54"Uh, hush now, little girls. A lotta cats' got that name..."
by wordrurb | April 2, 2009, 11:18AM
Caption #55you can feel it, It's Electric!
boogy woogy woogy woogy
boogy woogy woogy woogy
by Puffader | April 2, 2009, 11:51AM
Caption #56"I'm here for Sarah Conners!"
by Frankie D. | April 2, 2009, 12:27PM
Caption #57Look its the remake of the Shining
by Chris P | April 2, 2009, 1:17PM
Caption #58You can't stop what's coming
by Natetheape21 | April 2, 2009, 1:33PM
Caption #59It was too late when I realized I forgot to get more toilet paper
by Matthew Lucas | April 2, 2009, 1:38PM
Caption #60My name is Anton Chigurh. You stole my money. Prepare to die.
by rerere | April 2, 2009, 2:06PM
Caption #61were the hell is my shapoo at......
by Hairyman | April 2, 2009, 2:11PM
Caption #62What do you mean you don't already own the DVD? You should have it on Blu0Ray, Friendo!
by Joe Galizia | April 2, 2009, 2:38PM
Caption #63Check your feet, you may have blood on them
by pj | April 2, 2009, 3:06PM
Caption #64The world doesn't need another scared man. Right now, the world needs a pageboy.
by Ryan Miller | April 2, 2009, 4:43PM
Caption #65Chigurh da nah nah nah nah nah
ahhhh Honey Honey da nah nah nah nah nah You are my candy girl...and you've got me wanting you...
ahhhh Honey Honey da nah nah nah nah nah You are my candy girl...and you've got me wanting you...
by Patrick B | April 2, 2009, 5:26PM
Caption #66The coin landed tails--and thus it was decided. Today he would wear the denim jacket.
by 5piece | April 2, 2009, 6:56PM
Caption #67I don't get it......
by 996twint | April 2, 2009, 7:06PM
Caption #68I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
by Billy D | April 2, 2009, 9:41PM
Caption #69Can I really trust Craigslist?
by feastlover | April 2, 2009, 9:45PM
Caption #70Hey has anyone seen my Michal myers haloween mask?
by barcardi | April 2, 2009, 10:12PM
Caption #71Chigurh was deeply satisfied with the load he dropped in the hotel toilet.
by Heroboydmented | April 2, 2009, 11:37PM
Caption #72Call it, Friendo.
by akirell | April 3, 2009, 7:17AM
Caption #73The ultimate badass.
by angelboy3107 | April 3, 2009, 7:52AM
Caption #74Hmmm should I leave my hair like this or pull it up into a pony tail? decision decision...
by judog | April 3, 2009, 9:28AM
Caption #75And then he suddenly reallized, with much chagrin, that when the hotel clerk playfully called him Scott Baio, it wasn't because he's clearly in charge of our days and our nights.
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:27AM
Caption #76Why does my hair look like this? It's allllll part of the plan...
by RLW | April 3, 2009, 11:27AM
Caption #77Smells like teen spirit.
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:34AM
Caption #78Chigurh, in a brief moment of insecurity, attempts to pull off the Matthew McCounaghey look from Dazed and Confused.
by MWM | April 3, 2009, 11:44AM
Caption #79I'm not wearing any pants...friend-o.
by brooze | April 3, 2009, 11:46AM
Caption #80OK, Anton, now pretend you're Keanu Reeves. And...action!
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:46AM
Caption #81On his way to the hotel room, Chigurh secretly wished he would break into the wrong room, finding a single woman so turned on by his badass looks he would finally relieve some stress.
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:58AM
Caption #82Anton Chigurh, the new face of Gap's jean jacket line.
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:59AM
Caption #83The things I would do to stop all this killing and go to Barcelona with two girls.
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 12:00PM
Caption #84Here's Anton!!!
by Idiot Wind | April 3, 2009, 12:52PM
Caption #85Chigurh's reaction to Slumdog Millionaire winning best picture.
by dank | April 3, 2009, 1:18PM
Caption #86I have traveled from Canadian to find the rest of my tuxedo
by Jacko8284 | April 3, 2009, 2:45PM
Caption #87"Ugh! I sat on that cattle prod too long"
by malochrist | April 3, 2009, 2:57PM
Caption #88Anton Chigurh...scarier than those two little girls in The Shining..
by Jasian | April 3, 2009, 5:09PM
Caption #89Crap...t-rex...
by SpyderSE | April 3, 2009, 5:13PM
Caption #90"...and I call this my angry Christian Bale stare."
by jbunke | April 3, 2009, 5:35PM
Caption #91Man, these gender transformation pills take forever!
by Brent | April 3, 2009, 6:14PM
Caption #92My name is Anton and I will be your stylist; we call this the Chigurh-do!
by Xombie | April 3, 2009, 6:30PM
Caption #93I'm what's hiding in Chuck Norris's closet
by RogerThacher | April 3, 2009, 6:34PM
Caption #94Hello, I was wondering if I could borrow some...sugar.
by Skinless Tomcat | April 3, 2009, 6:55PM
Caption #95The babysitter has arrived...
by rayzilla | April 3, 2009, 9:23PM
Caption #96One side will make you grow taller, and the other will make you grow shorter
by rayzilla74 | April 3, 2009, 9:30PM
Caption #97No, YOU must be Don Francisco's sister!
by rayzilla74 | April 3, 2009, 9:46PM
Caption #98One side will make you grow taller, and the other will make you grow shorter
by Vaughn | April 3, 2009, 9:51PM
Caption #99I just killed a man with a trident.
by jmarti | April 3, 2009, 9:52PM
Caption #100The myth, the legend, the end.
by perhaps the chair is not a chair | April 3, 2009, 10:25PM
Caption #101And now ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty
by rayzilla74 | April 3, 2009, 10:33PM
Caption #102Did you not tell him that they were the Lords chips?
by jjy76 | April 4, 2009, 1:10AM
Caption #103"containa a milk loaf a bread an a stick a butta " mom sebt anton to the store
by Carlo Suglia | April 4, 2009, 4:11AM
Caption #104I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.
by Jamie C | April 4, 2009, 12:56PM
Caption #105The most I've ever lost in a coin toss? This hair cut...actually. It was between that and this denim jacket and I flipped for it.
by Johnny C | April 4, 2009, 1:21PM
Caption #106Hello, Im from the girl scouts of america, would you like to buy some cookies, so I can earn my merit badge? .... may I recomend the thin mints. They're my fav.
by Josh S. | April 4, 2009, 6:18PM
Caption #107Dang! I forgot my shoes again...
by Arv | April 4, 2009, 7:24PM
Caption #108Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by Landon Wright | April 4, 2009, 8:52PM
Caption #109Though his friends did run in fear, it was not for reasons he originally expected
by wupuchu1234 | April 4, 2009, 9:38PM
Caption #110Does this haircut make my ass look big?
by wupuchu1234 | April 4, 2009, 9:40PM
Caption #111Does my hair make my ass look big?
by Kwolfnot | April 4, 2009, 10:51PM
Caption #112The Devil doesn't wear Prada.
by PGW | April 5, 2009, 2:12AM
Caption #113"I won't tell you you can save yourself, because you can't."
by An Arnold Palmer Please | April 5, 2009, 9:49AM
Caption #114After a string of bad hair days, stanly knew this was his time to shine
by tbar | April 5, 2009, 1:58PM
Caption #115Say 'que' again, I dare you, I double dare you...
by WalkingDisaster | April 5, 2009, 4:29PM
Caption #116The effect of one's hairdresser interpreting Mark Hamill as Dorothy Hamill.
by AfterDark | April 5, 2009, 6:19PM
Caption #117Wanna be my bff? Best Friendo forevero?
by pia | April 5, 2009, 6:45PM
Caption #118STARE AS LONG AS IT TAKES SEE WHO BLINKS FIRST
by mrJONES | April 5, 2009, 8:33PM
Caption #119Jacket: $40
Cattle gun: $275
Having the worst hairstyle in all movie history: Priceless
Cattle gun: $275
Having the worst hairstyle in all movie history: Priceless
by letters26 | April 6, 2009, 10:29AM
Caption #120It finally hit Jackson Browne that his late night escapades had him Running on Empty!!
by TheSmedt | April 6, 2009, 2:00PM
Caption #121It's 12:00. Midnight. Anton Chigurh is wondering if he left the garage door open.
by Special-K | April 6, 2009, 3:53PM
Caption #122I finally look andgrogenous enough to not be caught.
by cesarrc | April 6, 2009, 6:27PM
Caption #123He WILL place the money at my feet. He WILL place the money at my feet. He WILL place the money at my feet! He WILL place the money at my feet!! He WILL place the money at my feet!!!
by cesarrc | April 6, 2009, 6:29PM
Caption #124The Shotgun or the Automatic?
by Edward Hidbrader | April 6, 2009, 8:16PM
Caption #125When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth. So lets make one more grave.
by BillyGayCyrus | April 6, 2009, 11:19PM
Caption #126Chigurh just realized he stepped in dog shit.
by jerdub93 | April 7, 2009, 12:38AM
Caption #127What do you do when pure evil comes to your door?
by Jamie C | April 7, 2009, 1:26PM
Caption #128Oh man......I left the room key in the air vent
by Jamie C | April 7, 2009, 3:05PM
Caption #129At least I wasn't in Fargo! That would have been FREEZING!
by Skinless Tomcat | April 7, 2009, 5:13PM
Caption #130In the Coen brothers' new movie, No Candy for Little Girls, Javier Bardem plays a notorious child rapist.
by musicman2323 | April 7, 2009, 5:36PM
Caption #131oh god please dont let that guy from the raonbow parade be in there again...
by slickster | April 7, 2009, 5:48PM
Caption #132Why so serious?
by slickster | April 7, 2009, 5:51PM
Caption #133That was my reaction to Scarlett Johanssen and Penelope Cruz making out as well.
by GalacticHH42 | April 7, 2009, 10:29PM
Caption #134His first free night in weeks, Anton could hardly contain his excitement for poker night at the Y.
by C.Reed | April 8, 2009, 10:30AM
Caption #135"Im gonna kill me a cowboy, with my cow killer."
by Chianinyc | April 8, 2009, 12:08PM
Caption #136You just won second prize in a David Caradine look alike contest. What are you gonna do now ?
by harveymcmaster | April 8, 2009, 1:18PM
Caption #137Anton hesitated before entering the dentist's office.
by Raymund | April 8, 2009, 6:26PM
Caption #138You don't have to do this.
by randeez | April 9, 2009, 9:15AM
Caption #139Anybody got a bowl. I need a haircut.
by Jordan Bonitatis | April 9, 2009, 11:28AM
Caption #140Anton may be from Mexico, but his tuxedo is 100% Canadian.
by chrisCHRISchris | April 9, 2009, 9:39PM
Caption #141You wanna fuck me? I'd fuck me.
by BigMike | April 9, 2009, 10:13PM
Caption #142My name is Joe Jonas. Come with me if you want to live.
by Kaeo C | April 10, 2009, 2:26AM
Caption #143"Do you see me?"
by Azn Gzus | April 10, 2009, 2:03PM
Caption #144Going through the worst stage of "holdin' it in"
by lalinde77 | April 10, 2009, 6:37PM
Caption #145Got milk?
by Nacho | April 10, 2009, 6:56PM
Caption #146A veces cuando usted es un hombre que usted lleva pantalones elsticos. Es para la diversin.
by jdub | April 10, 2009, 11:57PM
Caption #147Where's the beef?
by Kwolfnot | April 12, 2009, 8:40PM
Caption #148"Who's this guy supposed to be the ultimate bedwetter?"
by chan | April 12, 2009, 10:33PM
Caption #149"Left foot, right foot, pie izquierdo, pie derecho..."
by Nick D | April 14, 2009, 6:28AM
Caption #150Comb it, Friend-O.
by Shaheem K | April 14, 2009, 8:39PM
Caption #151Bad Hair Day?? Come in to Super Cuts for 20% off or use online coupon code: I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE JAVIER FUCKING BARDEM
by killsignal | April 15, 2009, 2:10AM
Caption #152it\'s amazing how ones butt cheeks sweat, before they kill a man...
by Dekland | April 15, 2009, 2:19AM
Caption #153"Keep it together, there's gotta be a restroom in the F__kin' place."
by Chianinyc | April 17, 2009, 9:31AM
Caption #154Vote for Pedro's Dad.
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