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CAPTION CONTEST: ADVENTURELAND PRIZE CONTEST
With Adventureland opening to theaters on April 3rd, Miramax Films has provided TrailerAddict with one badass prize package to give away!. Set in the summer of 1987, Adventureland concerns an uptight recent college grad who is forced to take a minimum wage job at the local amusement park after realizing he can't afford his dream European tour. The experience helps him to loosen up a bit as he finds first love, forms new friendships and matures just in time to enter the real world in the fall.
Prizes: One (1) winner will be given a copy of the official soundtrack, an official t-shirt, and one movie poster signed by Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg, and director Greg Motolla.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: April 3rd.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by jerms | March 28, 2009, 12:09AM
Caption #1Guy: "America! United since 1778!"
Girl: "'76"
Guy: "...'76!!"
Girl: "'76"
Guy: "...'76!!"
by John Westfall | March 27, 2009, 8:57PM
Caption #2By accepting this celebration America, you are officially a year older.
by Fletch | March 27, 2009, 9:06PM
Caption #3Question: who needs a whistle when you've got the flipping bullhorn?!?
by Matt Tract | March 27, 2009, 9:06PM
Caption #4I should have married Ted Brasco...He owns a car dealership now I Think
by eivNK | March 27, 2009, 9:17PM
Caption #5rest in peace Apollo Creed
by Fletch | March 27, 2009, 9:24PM
Caption #6Single sparkler - lit....$1.00.
Dual Flag headband with sporty blue dangling earballs...$6.00.
Ginormous walkie-talkie with matching velcro hip band...$17.00.
The chance to use the bullhorn in a large public setting...priceless!
Dual Flag headband with sporty blue dangling earballs...$6.00.
Ginormous walkie-talkie with matching velcro hip band...$17.00.
The chance to use the bullhorn in a large public setting...priceless!
by maddhatter | March 27, 2009, 9:42PM
Caption #7Excuse me sir, but you look like you might be a little to big to ride that miniature pony.
by Tree | March 27, 2009, 10:00PM
Caption #8America, We Will Have Cake!
by buxfan | March 27, 2009, 10:08PM
Caption #9BEULLER, BEULLER, HAS ANYBODY SEEN BEULLER?
by buxfan | March 27, 2009, 10:13PM
Caption #10(female) " I SURE HOPE HE FINISHES HIS SPEECH BEFORE THIS SPARKLER GETS DOWN TO TO THE END"
by D.J. | March 28, 2009, 12:11AM
Caption #11We're loud, we're odd....We're American!!!!
by wbig | March 28, 2009, 12:14AM
Caption #12My name is Vinny Vedecci, and I want to recruit you!
by philosopherr | March 28, 2009, 2:30AM
Caption #13And, after they buy a hot dog, a complimentary punch-in-the-face!
by lilsimon92@gmail.com | March 28, 2009, 6:44AM
Caption #14I'm bill hahder, and i'm the next jim carrey!
by Stokes | March 28, 2009, 8:25AM
Caption #15I see you nazi looking punk. Get out of here while we celebrate this freedom!
by mccarte | March 28, 2009, 8:48AM
Caption #16It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is invited
by e1ectrick | March 28, 2009, 8:53AM
Caption #17"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the REAL world, I'm Alexander Jones, thank you for joining us."
by Cody Ratliff | March 28, 2009, 8:55AM
Caption #18"I know that you're angry...I"m Angry! We'll have fresh corndogs starting tomorrow."
by csoy13 | March 28, 2009, 9:52AM
Caption #19"I swear to Gawd. If there's a circle 'round my mouth, I'm gonna PUNCH ya!"
by Amari Allah | March 28, 2009, 10:52AM
Caption #20Ask not how much is Adventureland for you but how much you are for Adventureland!
by Nagayoshi | March 28, 2009, 10:55AM
Caption #21...and anyone that says otherwise will also be forced to wear that ridiculous head band!
by Amari Allah | March 28, 2009, 10:59AM
Caption #22Dude: Thank you for coming to our annual fourth of July celebration! Now before you go having fun and puking all over the place I must say "Don't ask what Adventureland can do for you but what you can do for Adventureland"
Girl: "We could always use softer toilet paper... And maybe medical supplies."
Girl: "We could always use softer toilet paper... And maybe medical supplies."
by JRT | March 28, 2009, 10:59AM
Caption #23Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your megaphone?
A: A holocaust!
A: A holocaust!
by killy27 | March 28, 2009, 11:24AM
Caption #24Happy Birthday Saturday NIght Live!
by Johnny C | March 28, 2009, 11:34AM
Caption #25Step right up..... wish U.S.A. a happy birthday...... and recieve one FREE punch in the stomach!
by brooze | March 28, 2009, 12:47PM
Caption #26People, what we're trying to say is that our asses are like our hands; either clinched up or on fire.
by BenX | March 28, 2009, 2:09PM
Caption #27Happy Birthday America, and just ask yourself one question, what would Jesus do........what if Jesus was president?!?!?! Love America, or else!!!
by Daulton | March 28, 2009, 2:37PM
Caption #28Happy Birthday America...now kids make sure that when you light fireworks you DO NOT hold them in your hand like so...
by WeS a LaY | March 28, 2009, 3:24PM
Caption #29ITEM 9 EXISTS!
ITS THE BEE's KNEES!
ITS THE BEE's KNEES!
by moviedude237 | March 28, 2009, 3:54PM
Caption #30I feel like a slice of butter...melting on a big ol pile of, FLAPJACKS!! yeah.
by ender404 | March 28, 2009, 5:30PM
Caption #31Mission Accomplished!
by malochrist | March 28, 2009, 8:03PM
Caption #32...and this is the fist I used to protect the virginity of the american flag..
by rubix | March 28, 2009, 10:58PM
Caption #33Only YOU can prevent forest fires...
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 28, 2009, 11:52PM
Caption #34And, in closing, yes these ballons are growing out of my ear. Only in America could such awesomeness be possible!
by travis | March 28, 2009, 11:55PM
Caption #35madness? THIS IS ADVENTURELAND!!!!!
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 29, 2009, 12:02AM
Caption #36Girl: Could we hurry it up, this sparkler is about to burn my fingers.
by Sal | March 29, 2009, 1:27AM
Caption #37Haven't you Heard? Heard What! That the Bird is the Word.
by jbunke | March 29, 2009, 5:29AM
Caption #38Hershey, PA, 1987:
"Ladies & Gentlemen our winner of the day didn't just win the Hershey Squirts, she won a full blown attack of them."
"Ladies & Gentlemen our winner of the day didn't just win the Hershey Squirts, she won a full blown attack of them."
by Bradford | March 29, 2009, 9:41AM
Caption #39No, no, no...I said fist BUMP each other for America...what you're doing just looks painful for you and your partner there
by rerere | March 29, 2009, 11:36AM
Caption #40people i am gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
by Sravante | March 29, 2009, 12:15PM
Caption #41"Just a quick announcement. It's not what's on the inside that matters, it's what you do that defines you. LET'S PARTY LIKE IT'S 1776. Thank you for your time."
by coolbean1269 | March 29, 2009, 1:43PM
Caption #42(girl) I just love it when he does his Freddie Mercury impression!
by Chad | March 29, 2009, 1:53PM
Caption #43No! For the last time, I am NOT Magnum, P.I.!!
by dstobbe | March 29, 2009, 2:40PM
Caption #44I cant believe we made these clothes out of our curtains!
by Shortybighead | March 29, 2009, 2:42PM
Caption #45We hold this sparkler, to be self-evident,
that all pastels are NOT created equal.
That I am well-endowed by this megaphone,
mustaches, braided belts, and the pursuit of Happiness.
that all pastels are NOT created equal.
That I am well-endowed by this megaphone,
mustaches, braided belts, and the pursuit of Happiness.
by Nicole DePasquale | March 29, 2009, 4:39PM
Caption #46"Attention everyone: I have to poop."
by Matt Tract | March 29, 2009, 5:21PM
Caption #47Guy: Come on honey it's america's birthday, get in the spirit.
Girl: Sometimes you make me wish America would die so I could stop celebrating
Girl: Sometimes you make me wish America would die so I could stop celebrating
by Kim Walker | March 29, 2009, 6:52PM
Caption #48Celebrate......or you'll meet my fist and she'll throw a sparkler on you
by metzboms | March 29, 2009, 7:04PM
Caption #49Look, I may have forgotten some of the words to the Pledge of Allegiance, but the 4th of July is no laughing matter!
by tjworldgreatest | March 29, 2009, 8:08PM
Caption #50hello hello, fellow parkers...come watch Family Guy at the park tonight... the first 100+ ladies will get a kiss from Glenn Quagmire.
by tjworldgreatest | March 29, 2009, 8:13PM
Caption #51Hello, hello, my lovely parkers...come watch Family Guy at the park tonight...the first 100+ ladies will get a kiss from Glenn Quagmire...giggity giggity!!!
by Caroline | March 29, 2009, 9:08PM
Caption #52We the Patriots of Adventureland
by jacoby bond | March 30, 2009, 3:35AM
Caption #53hello parkers i just want you to know that i am the head honcho here so don't mess with me and if break anything of my park or if you get hurt on any of the rides its on all on you and not the park's fault in anyway. thankyou and enjoy your day!
by SlothLovesChunk | March 30, 2009, 4:33AM
Caption #54"Today Is Independence Day...Tonight There Will Be A Magic Show..."
by coolbean1269 | March 30, 2009, 4:52AM
Caption #55Fortune Favors the BOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Homero | March 30, 2009, 7:40AM
Caption #56It is your birthday.
by chris g | March 30, 2009, 10:01AM
Caption #57The rest of the fireworks?! Well when my fist meets your face, you'll be seeing some.
by maddhatter | March 30, 2009, 10:32AM
Caption #58AND REMEBER ITS NOT WHAT CAN YOUR COUNTRY DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY! and the best way to help your country is to buy lots and lots of plastic flag hats and sparklers.
by Timmah | March 30, 2009, 10:36AM
Caption #59The Adventureland Address: Four score and seven years ago our fathers built this amusement park...
by Rodo | March 30, 2009, 11:06AM
Caption #60(waving fist) Celebration is NOT! an option! America...We're celebratory as hell and we're not going to hide it anymore!
by SuperSuperGreg | March 30, 2009, 2:23PM
Caption #61"last but not least, our very much promised fire works show!!"
by SuperSuperGreg | March 30, 2009, 2:24PM
Caption #62"Who's ready to celebrate America!!"
by letters26 | March 30, 2009, 3:51PM
Caption #63Question: Does this sparkler, large walkie talkie, 2 flags sticking out of my head and this man with a blowhorn and seventies porn mustache make me look fat?
by Matt Layden | March 30, 2009, 3:52PM
Caption #64"I know you're angry....I'M ANGRY!!!!"
by Micah | March 30, 2009, 6:54PM
Caption #65Who's in for a friendly game of pin the flag on the hag?
by ethan | March 30, 2009, 8:16PM
Caption #66On the count of 3, scream "We love your mustache!" 1...2...3!
by slickster | March 30, 2009, 9:22PM
Caption #67Current SNL cast members, our next opponent in the war on terror.
by Matt Tract | March 30, 2009, 10:10PM
Caption #68I know we promised you a firework spectacular...unfortunately we sent jimmy to get the fireworks...He is 16 so all they would sell him are snakes and sparklers
by Gnel | March 31, 2009, 8:20AM
Caption #69Do you know what extraordinary things I did with this hand?
by Frankie D. | March 31, 2009, 12:56PM
Caption #70Guy "Everyone now...this is the song that ever ends, it goes on and on my friends...some people started singing it..."
Girl thinking to herself "Should I smash my giant walkie in his face?"
Girl thinking to herself "Should I smash my giant walkie in his face?"
by Mr. Ottley | March 31, 2009, 2:55PM
Caption #71Lube ready? AND GO!!!!!!
by levithefamilyguy | March 31, 2009, 7:17PM
Caption #72Hey the chronic is in the trunk. Lets get this party started.
by Louis | March 31, 2009, 7:50PM
Caption #73" Now listen up! I want you all to know that everytime I imagine this woman next to me is naked I end up shaking my fist!"
by Rex | April 1, 2009, 2:32AM
Caption #74To quote the movie Stripes, "We're Americans, we're ten in one!" Well, two in my book for letting Flock of Seagulls into the country...God bless America...
by Moiles | April 1, 2009, 5:47AM
Caption #75Okay can everyone please shutup, I have something very important to announce, ah shit I forgot. Fuck, nevermind, shit!
by Matt Tract | April 1, 2009, 11:00AM
Caption #76Listen punk I am fully aware that the red balloon behind me looks more like magenta..Now shut up while I try to remember the rest of the pledge of aligence
by Hero | April 1, 2009, 12:42PM
Caption #77I can be Freddy Mercury too...Live Aid eat your heart out!
Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
So what do you think folks?
Buddy youre a boy make a big noise
Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo face
You big disgrace
Kickin your can all over the place
We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you
So what do you think folks?
by Jarred Kiel | April 1, 2009, 1:05PM
Caption #78Hader: I shall re-enact Independence Day with this blowhorn and sparkler.
Wiig: Thats how Mr. Rodgers would have done it.
Wiig: Thats how Mr. Rodgers would have done it.
by Thesar | April 1, 2009, 9:18PM
Caption #79"Hey, 80s! Remember Reagan had all the answers. Let's give it up for the original cowboy President!"
by ajgo | April 2, 2009, 8:17AM
Caption #80Girl: Um, excuse me sir, but the sparkler is super hot and this flag hat is embarassing.
Guy: Shut up commie, I paid you for two hours of work, and that's what I'll get!
Guy: Shut up commie, I paid you for two hours of work, and that's what I'll get!
by Puffader | April 2, 2009, 11:53AM
Caption #81"We need more cowbell!"
by Ryan Miller | April 2, 2009, 4:50PM
Caption #82Free mustache rides...get 'em here...free mustache rides!
by Billy D | April 2, 2009, 9:34PM
Caption #83Has anyone seen my Old Navy commemorative fourth of July t-shirt?
Seriously....It's gray...it has a flag on it. It was $5.00 dollars people!
Seriously....It's gray...it has a flag on it. It was $5.00 dollars people!
by Timmah | April 3, 2009, 11:40AM
Caption #84I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Happy birthday America!
by Jacko8284 | April 3, 2009, 2:42PM
Caption #85"Attention: Corn Dogs are now 2 for $1.00! Get 'em while they're fresh!"
by theo | April 3, 2009, 2:51PM
Caption #86Let's get this show on the road, America!
by Vaughn | April 3, 2009, 9:47PM
Caption #87Happy Birthday America!!! And remeber Freedom Fries are only $1 with a purchase of a corn dog!
by ssatori | April 4, 2009, 5:16AM
Caption #88Jose, can you see?
by Skinless Tomcat | April 4, 2009, 1:28PM
Caption #89"I am going to burn off that mustache with this sparkler"
by Skinless Tomcat | April 4, 2009, 1:31PM
Caption #90"My name is America and I'm here to recruit you!"
by jerms | April 5, 2009, 3:59PM
Caption #91We're in debt!
by mrJONES | April 5, 2009, 8:47PM
Caption #92IN THE CLOWN MOUTH!
by mrJONES | April 5, 2009, 9:02PM
Caption #93Crowd member: "Wow, that dude's speech was almost as bad as his shirt!"
by Patrick B | April 5, 2009, 10:21PM
Caption #94Next up we have item number four twenty nine: disheveled woman, slightly used but in good condition. Can I get an opening bid? Somebody? Anybody?
by Special-K | April 10, 2009, 10:25AM
Caption #95For every sparkler purchased, I will sing the national anthem. One nation divided by god, with some liberties, and some justices for Americans by Americans for Americans. In the land of you and me, and the home of the brave.
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