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CAPTION CONTEST: BEDTIME STORIES DVD CONTEST
With Bedtime Stories coming to Blu-ray on April 5th and DVD on April 7th, we have been provided with five copies of the film on DVD to give away. It will be raining gumballs for lucky Blu-ray™ player owners when they become the first to own the heartwarming fractured fairy tale Bedtime Stories in a Limited Time 3-Disc Combo Pack on Sunday, April 5, 2009 from Walt Disney Studios Home Entertainment— two full days before its DVD debut. The 3-Disc Combo Pack includes a Blu-ray Disc™, a bonus standard definition disc, plus a special DisneyFile Digital Copy that enables viewers to enjoy the film on an array of mobile devices in their choice of iTunes or Windows Media formats.
Prizes: Five (5) winners will each be given a copy of Bedtime Stories on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: April 3rd.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by rubix | March 21, 2009, 7:15PM
Caption #1Breaking: Wonka chocolate factory explodes.
by Tindalos | March 22, 2009, 3:28PM
Caption #2Taste the rainbow!
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 10:53AM
Caption #3I Am Trippin' Balls Right Now!
by feastlover | March 23, 2009, 6:00PM
Caption #4(Singing) "Gum Drop's keep falling on my head..."
by malochrist | March 28, 2009, 8:08PM
Caption #5That was the BIGGEST pinata.. I've ever seen...

by eivNK | March 21, 2009, 7:11PM
Caption #6hard out here for a pimp.
by The Dark Knight | March 21, 2009, 7:18PM
Caption #7No Colonel Sanders your wrong, Mama's right.
by jerms | March 21, 2009, 8:11PM
Caption #8The Weather Girls said that it would be raining men, not gumballs.
by neocool | March 21, 2009, 8:12PM
Caption #9UH!!! a candy!!!
by Yohan | March 21, 2009, 8:18PM
Caption #10Well....there goes my diet.
by Micah | March 21, 2009, 9:00PM
Caption #11Cloudy with a Chance of...Gumballs? Boy, those guys at Sony are gonna kill us.
by Scals | March 21, 2009, 9:09PM
Caption #12Holly crap Martha Stewart exploded!!
by tjworldgreatest | March 21, 2009, 9:55PM
Caption #13Trick or Treat? NONE; I'm having the best of both WORLD already...
by MovieMan8877445 | March 21, 2009, 10:16PM
Caption #14"Man, those commericals with the raining Skittles has come true."
by Fletch | March 21, 2009, 10:27PM
Caption #15"Ah the magic of movies. 4 guys off-camera throwing gumballs at my umbrella. How did I ever get to this?"
by Marvolo7 | March 22, 2009, 12:11AM
Caption #16Gumballs keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the gumballs by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the gumballs by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me
by R-dawg | March 22, 2009, 1:18AM
Caption #17What was that weed laced with?!!?!?
by Mallory | March 22, 2009, 6:47AM
Caption #18When am I going to start making quality movies again? Hey tim! wanna go to quiznos?
by ssatori | March 22, 2009, 7:12AM
Caption #19The Gay Pride ticker tape parade goes awry.
by ssatori | March 22, 2009, 7:15AM
Caption #20They said acting wth children takes balls, but this is ridiculous.
by jbunke | March 22, 2009, 9:26AM
Caption #21They finally fought back...
The M&M militia want to prove they melt on your head , not in your hand...
The M&M militia want to prove they melt on your head , not in your hand...
by borgw | March 22, 2009, 10:34AM
Caption #22its raining gumballs hallelujah!!!
by Jonah Hill | March 22, 2009, 10:53AM
Caption #23Forget cats and dogs, THIS is what i'm talking about!
by flabbybuns | March 22, 2009, 11:59AM
Caption #24Dang you borgw, I was going to do that one.
by flabbybuns | March 22, 2009, 12:01PM
Caption #25An epidemic of cavities ensued...
by priesen | March 22, 2009, 12:53PM
Caption #26Silly Adam, Trix are for kids.
by pete | March 22, 2009, 1:36PM
Caption #27If only Mary Poppins had taught me to fly...
by sarmen25 | March 22, 2009, 2:26PM
Caption #28Do I ever look like an idiot. My shoes don't match my shirt!
by mikiyas | March 22, 2009, 2:44PM
Caption #29"i'm going to kill the weather man when i see him!, this is the second time he got it wrong."
by TheDoc9000 | March 22, 2009, 2:58PM
Caption #30When the new floorman of the candy factory pulled up that day, he had a hunch that it was going to be interesting to say the least.
by levithefamilyguy | March 22, 2009, 3:50PM
Caption #31oooo piece of candy! oooo peice of candy! oooo peice of candy!!!
by D.J. | March 22, 2009, 4:26PM
Caption #32-A Dentist's Nightmare-
Sugar filled treats for all!!!!!
No!!!!!!
Sugar filled treats for all!!!!!
No!!!!!!
by vreedhead | March 22, 2009, 8:18PM
Caption #33Look! I'm confused umbrella man! NOW GIMMIE SOME CANDY!!!
by metzboms | March 22, 2009, 8:26PM
Caption #34I said toss me A gumball !!
by ajmrowland | March 22, 2009, 8:42PM
Caption #35Geez! Somebody call NBC. They gotta see this!
by KaGe | March 22, 2009, 8:56PM
Caption #36I'd stand out side with my mouth open wide, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
by Sylanya | March 22, 2009, 9:04PM
Caption #37Now what do I do?
by mikiyas | March 22, 2009, 9:46PM
Caption #38i like to see ink heart beat raining gumballs.
by warnoodle | March 22, 2009, 10:05PM
Caption #39muahahaha... my first attempt to my evil invention to rull man kind has worked! Now just to figure out how to turn these darn gum drops into fire balls of doom.
by jimmydean | March 23, 2009, 2:35AM
Caption #40Another live action Disney film: 80-million $'s
hiring Adam Sandler as the main role : 8-million $
getting to pummel him repeatedly with a truck load of gum balls: priceless
theres some things money can't buy, for everything else, theres master card.
hiring Adam Sandler as the main role : 8-million $
getting to pummel him repeatedly with a truck load of gum balls: priceless
theres some things money can't buy, for everything else, theres master card.
by mysticmoon49 | March 23, 2009, 2:57AM
Caption #41I am glad it's not raining cats and dogs....
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 23, 2009, 3:40AM
Caption #42*singing* It's raining gumballs hallelujjah .... It's raining gumballs ...
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 23, 2009, 3:44AM
Caption #43God, I swear if you stop making it rain gumballs I'll get off the drugs. I Swear!
by shadowweep | March 23, 2009, 6:18AM
Caption #44'Not many people knew of the aftershock of the Bravia ad'
by shadowweep | March 23, 2009, 6:22AM
Caption #45'The Weather Man was wrong again'
by borgw | March 23, 2009, 6:45AM
Caption #46Oh why.!! I thought a skittles van was crashing!!!! HATE GUMBALLS!!
by HighbackQc76 | March 23, 2009, 6:49AM
Caption #47Image if that was bowling balls
by Seth P | March 23, 2009, 7:13AM
Caption #48S.W.A.T. tests it's new 'less than lethal' weapons. Tomorrow's tests will involve tickle-tourture and forks screaching on plates.
by chris g | March 23, 2009, 7:30AM
Caption #49Well played Awesome-O 3000, well played.
by bernie | March 23, 2009, 7:36AM
Caption #50Who left that door open during the rain?!
by mccarte | March 23, 2009, 9:24AM
Caption #51I knew I should have gotten the gum ball car insurance add on!
by bubbatwo420 | March 23, 2009, 10:36AM
Caption #52Gumballs...Why'd it have to be Gumballs!
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 10:51AM
Caption #53I Will Never Take Acid Again!
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 10:56AM
Caption #54I Wonder If Dr. Phil Can Get Me Into Re-Hab?
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 10:58AM
Caption #55This Is Adam....This Is Adam On Drugs.....
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 11:00AM
Caption #56I Guess I Should've Thought My Wish On That Star A Little More Through.
by Willy | March 23, 2009, 11:02AM
Caption #5740 Of Jagr: $30, 3 Hits Of Acid: $50, Tripping Balls: Priceless!
by ChainReaction | March 23, 2009, 11:58AM
Caption #58Oh snap! I should've taken those pills...
by Tree | March 23, 2009, 12:18PM
Caption #59Maybe I shouldn't have bought this puke green truck for the gumball employees.
by Cathe | March 23, 2009, 1:11PM
Caption #60"O.K. Who let the skittleman on a plane"
by Gnel | March 23, 2009, 1:25PM
Caption #61When will the director say "DONE"?
by killy27 | March 23, 2009, 2:15PM
Caption #62the tastiest apocalypse ever
by Connor | March 23, 2009, 4:07PM
Caption #63Yo Momma so fa...OOO CANDY!!
by maddhatter | March 23, 2009, 10:13PM
Caption #64"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?"
by Puffader | March 24, 2009, 12:58AM
Caption #65Skittles, taste the rainbow!
by randeez | March 24, 2009, 5:16AM
Caption #66I hate it when people leave their gum on the ground.
by Greg Davies aka cGt2099 | March 24, 2009, 7:31AM
Caption #67Bollocks!
by Daulton | March 24, 2009, 12:15PM
Caption #68I wouldn't need all these gumballs if I would just chew Extra for that long lasting fresh flavor!
by Japes | March 24, 2009, 2:41PM
Caption #69Gumball machine makers are now going out of business.
by Japes | March 24, 2009, 2:42PM
Caption #70SIgh...my kid's dental insurance is going to skyrocket now.
by Japes | March 24, 2009, 2:44PM
Caption #71Drugs. Makes you see things.
by rerere | March 24, 2009, 3:45PM
Caption #72wwwoooooooowwwww wat a wierd day
by sizeten10 | March 24, 2009, 4:45PM
Caption #73Oh god, I've gotta start writing "Billy Madison 2"
by Matt Layden | March 24, 2009, 5:02PM
Caption #74"If I find a black one, I win a free movie!!!"
by RonJeno | March 25, 2009, 9:05AM
Caption #75I'll just pretend these are frogs and this is Magnolia...
by ajgo | March 25, 2009, 12:34PM
Caption #76Wow, blowing up that blimp of clown turds really backfired!
by rys_ndy | March 25, 2009, 1:49PM
Caption #77And I thought only 2 balls was enough.
by brooze | March 25, 2009, 2:07PM
Caption #78"OK, Adam, what I want you to do for our next shot is to toss away the umbrella. And...action!"
by nrthornton/nathan | March 25, 2009, 2:38PM
Caption #79Live on the scene, we've got hail the size of...I don't know, grapes? No, they're bigger than grapes. Hail the size of golf balls? No, not that big. Well, back to you, Jim. The size of this hail is impossible to describe.
by Frankie D. | March 25, 2009, 8:00PM
Caption #80"what have the birds been eating lately?"
by Ja Rich | March 26, 2009, 7:16AM
Caption #81Is this because my truck is the color of baby poop?
by mikiyas | March 26, 2009, 7:46AM
Caption #82"aaand cut! ok good job every one now let's do that again, this time with Jaw breakers."
by ethan | March 26, 2009, 7:50AM
Caption #83OH....MY....GOD
by Murdoctor | March 26, 2009, 10:23AM
Caption #84Did somebody shoot me with a Bazooka?
by petcarpet | March 26, 2009, 10:37AM
Caption #85I haven't had this much food thrown at me since I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry came out.
by Murdoctor | March 26, 2009, 12:02PM
Caption #86Skeeter's umbrella policy protects him from natural -- and supernatural -- disasters.
by Chris D. | March 26, 2009, 12:04PM
Caption #87Five Second Rule!
by Murdoctor | March 26, 2009, 12:12PM
Caption #88A cheeky Czech chick chuckled and chucked chunks of chalky chicle while Chuck Checker choked.
by letters26 | March 26, 2009, 1:46PM
Caption #89Rainbows and Lollipops and.....Holy Crap Gumballs!!!!!!
by musicman2323 | March 26, 2009, 10:21PM
Caption #90see what excedren can do to you....first it was that mouse from the cheese comercial now this...dear god
by Aaron Stampler | March 27, 2009, 6:53AM
Caption #91What's David Letterman throwing off the roof today?
...oh...
...only in New York....
...oh...
...only in New York....
by pcguy | March 27, 2009, 8:26AM
Caption #92Our Gumballs will blot out the sun!
Then we shall fight in the shade!
Then we shall fight in the shade!
by Kim Walker | March 27, 2009, 10:39AM
Caption #93And THAT is why children should not be allowed to feed the pigeons of New York.
by sizeten10 | March 27, 2009, 1:02PM
Caption #94Singing - "Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please. I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please kill me. I want to die. Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad."
by mikiyas | March 27, 2009, 7:55PM
Caption #95please chew responsibly.
by John Westfall | March 27, 2009, 9:17PM
Caption #96I swear, I only put a quarter into the machine.
by Sarah "Guru Grotesque" Huisken | March 28, 2009, 12:33AM
Caption #97The light-hearted side of global warming.
by Johnny C | March 28, 2009, 11:07AM
Caption #98I hope I have gumball coverage on my Geico policy !!!
by Aria | March 29, 2009, 5:00PM
Caption #99I know no ones going to believe this is why Im late for work
by jacoby bond | March 30, 2009, 3:29AM
Caption #100wow! this is scary i want my mommy
by Big Mac | March 30, 2009, 8:49AM
Caption #101I knew I shouldn't have had those 'shrooms!
by Big Mac | March 30, 2009, 8:50AM
Caption #102I knew I shouldn't have had those 'shrooms!
by mikiyas | March 30, 2009, 5:57PM
Caption #103I can't believe this the guy from the skittle commercials touched a building again.
by ethan | March 30, 2009, 8:18PM
Caption #104I thought Shaq wasn't gonna make another Kazaam
by slickster | March 30, 2009, 9:07PM
Caption #105Stop looking at me swan!
by Sweetbasil | April 1, 2009, 7:40AM
Caption #106This sure is a sticky situation!
by mikiyas | April 1, 2009, 8:45AM
Caption #107Adam Poppins speaking, flight has been delayed due to harsh weather.
by prem | April 1, 2009, 10:40AM
Caption #108I think someone had lot a of orange,grapes ,pineapple and strawberry all at the same time for breakfast
by petcarpet | April 1, 2009, 3:21PM
Caption #109Gumballs, Rain o'er Me.
by Yohan | April 2, 2009, 10:02AM
Caption #110The weather man said it would rain men, not gumballs...I'm so disappointed.
by wordrurb | April 2, 2009, 11:25AM
Caption #111Ugg, 5000 gumballs and i picked the Pina Colada flavored one!
by Ryan Miller | April 2, 2009, 4:48PM
Caption #112I make $20 million a movie and I get a bunch of balls fllying at my face...I don't have to deal with this...I'll be in my trailer!!
by Hairyman | April 3, 2009, 9:22AM
Caption #113Gumballs keep fallin' on my head...
by Skinless Tomcat | April 3, 2009, 7:06PM
Caption #114Just shoot me now...
by Vaughn | April 3, 2009, 9:56PM
Caption #115This is almost as annoying as the time the Kool-Aid man crashed into my trailer, that son of a ....
by Skinless Tomcat | April 7, 2009, 5:01PM
Caption #116Mary Poppins 2: Welcome to Candyland

















