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CAPTION CONTEST: THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL DVD CONTEST
With The Day the Earth Stood Still coming to DVD and Blu-ray on April 7th, we have been provided with three copies of the film on DVD to give away. A contemporary reinvention of the original, The Day the Earth Stood Still is an intense and electrifying drama centering on an imminent global catastrophe and one outsider’s determination to stop it. The action-packed thrill ride stars Keanu Reeves (Street Kings, The Matrix franchise) as Klaatu, a humanoid alien who comes to Earth to exterminate the human race before the planet succumbs to impending disaster.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given a copy of The Day the Earth Stood Still on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: March 28th.
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by Japes | March 16, 2009, 3:12PM
Caption #1If I had known the Blue pill was this huge, I would have taken the Red pill.
by DAT | March 16, 2009, 3:33PM
Caption #2Whoa...
by mrJONES | March 16, 2009, 3:57PM
Caption #3Trinity, HELP!
by flabbybuns | March 16, 2009, 2:52PM
Caption #4Like a deer in the headlights.
by jerms | March 16, 2009, 3:04PM
Caption #5Wow. This must be an expensive prop.
by sniffles | March 16, 2009, 3:07PM
Caption #6Mirror, mirror on the wall...who is the worst actor of all?
by Japes | March 16, 2009, 3:13PM
Caption #7My name is Neo. What's yours?
by weedhopper | March 16, 2009, 3:14PM
Caption #8What Would Neo Do?
by mccarte | March 16, 2009, 3:16PM
Caption #9Hello...is this thing on?
by ScreenRant.com | March 16, 2009, 3:21PM
Caption #10Man... look at all these terrible reviews...
by widgetz | March 16, 2009, 3:24PM
Caption #11Pretty. Shiny. Must touch.
by widgetz | March 16, 2009, 3:29PM
Caption #12So this is what Oprah looks like without makeup!
by sizeten10 | March 16, 2009, 3:34PM
Caption #13I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
by priesen | March 16, 2009, 3:35PM
Caption #14Take me to your leader.
by jbunke | March 16, 2009, 3:35PM
Caption #15WOAH!... Looks like Ted had a more Exellent Adventure than Bill...
by wes_cummins | March 16, 2009, 3:37PM
Caption #16I did it. I found the clitoris...
by widgetz | March 16, 2009, 3:45PM
Caption #17To perform a Google search for your lost career, press here now.
by mrJONES | March 16, 2009, 3:55PM
Caption #18This was when Bill & Ted's journey went really bogus
by Sravante | March 16, 2009, 3:55PM
Caption #19I wish I was this cool.
by Kiko Sanchez | March 16, 2009, 3:57PM
Caption #20Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
by Kiko Sanchez | March 16, 2009, 4:08PM
Caption #21Excuse me. When did the Mongols rule China?
by slowkid77 | March 16, 2009, 4:18PM
Caption #22it's funny because he's wearing a blue suit
by CJMylentz | March 16, 2009, 4:28PM
Caption #23Whoa, crystal ball, please tell me how to revive my career......Sweet November 2: Bittersweet December, here I come!
by Marvolo7 | March 16, 2009, 4:39PM
Caption #24Ohh so thats where my career went...into a giant vortex of nothing
by jerms | March 16, 2009, 4:41PM
Caption #25Dude, I gotta catch this wave.
by musicman2323 | March 16, 2009, 4:43PM
Caption #26you look like earth in a couple of years...
by Fletch | March 16, 2009, 4:46PM
Caption #27"Oh no...it can't be! What kind of a nightmare is this? Written on my digital tombstone..."Keanu Reeves born September 2, 1964. Died September 17, 2027. He played Ted"...Nooooooo!"
by Fletch | March 16, 2009, 4:49PM
Caption #28Actual Keanu Reeves quote..."I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb."
by spasticat | March 16, 2009, 5:15PM
Caption #29"Look Dr. Manhatten, if you want me to moisturize your dry ass, hold still."
by tjworldgreatest | March 16, 2009, 5:18PM
Caption #30I can feel it in my body, and I know you feel it too...we are meant for each other dude, lets get it on!
by pete | March 16, 2009, 6:10PM
Caption #31Do not touch my large ball! Ok, touch it.
by Shortybighead | March 16, 2009, 7:09PM
Caption #32somebody accidently slipped in an image from Johnny Mnemonic.
by Razor | March 16, 2009, 7:25PM
Caption #33So this is what earth looks like!
by Nick Van Damme | March 16, 2009, 7:36PM
Caption #34"wow"
by Magicman | March 16, 2009, 8:53PM
Caption #35ABRACADABRA !!!!!
by Magicman | March 16, 2009, 9:13PM
Caption #36Can't touch this !!!!!!!
by Kiko Sanchez | March 16, 2009, 9:26PM
Caption #37Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
by rudecam76 | March 16, 2009, 9:37PM
Caption #38Whoa! I know geography!!
by buxfan | March 16, 2009, 9:40PM
Caption #39keanu thinks he found waldo
by R-dawg | March 16, 2009, 9:51PM
Caption #40"It's so...smoooooth..."
by Perception | March 16, 2009, 10:29PM
Caption #41Oh, great ball.. Can you take me to... FUNKY TOWN!!!
by rubix | March 16, 2009, 10:43PM
Caption #42The Matrix has you...
by smiggy4000 | March 17, 2009, 1:45AM
Caption #43Would you llook at my sharp suit, if onlky Agent Smith was alive to see this
by Niteslag | March 17, 2009, 1:52AM
Caption #44Wow.....there is a matrix
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 17, 2009, 5:16AM
Caption #45This will be the coolest marble EVER!
by HighbackQc76 | March 17, 2009, 5:39AM
Caption #46" It's very big for a microwave!"
by Seth P | March 17, 2009, 5:56AM
Caption #47A little Preperation-H and.... there we go! Your hemroids should clear up in a couple days, Earth.
by Kayne | March 17, 2009, 6:24AM
Caption #48The End Is Near...
by bernie | March 17, 2009, 7:28AM
Caption #49Queen to D4! Checkmate!!
by bubbatwo420 | March 17, 2009, 7:57AM
Caption #50Man, I hope this is the Blarney stone. My career could use some luck right now....
by Patrick B | March 17, 2009, 8:04AM
Caption #51This is what Easter egg hunts are like on my planet
by Patrick B | March 17, 2009, 8:05AM
Caption #52I know I'm not suppose to look directly into these things--but I really want my Hot Pocket to be done.
by smiggy4000 | March 17, 2009, 8:07AM
Caption #53No I havn't seen sphere, why?
by Ryno2 | March 17, 2009, 8:32AM
Caption #54Wow! It really IS made of jello!
by Thesar | March 17, 2009, 9:41AM
Caption #55I know I was told not to touch, but I was also told to finish acting school...
by brooze | March 17, 2009, 9:41AM
Caption #56For best picture, you have selected...Point Break. I am sorry, that is incorrect. Self destruction of Earth will commence in 5...4...3...
by Nagayoshi | March 17, 2009, 10:23AM
Caption #57Oh... my... God... 2girls1cup!?! We cannot destroy earth! This is fantastic!
by eviljared | March 17, 2009, 10:45AM
Caption #58Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
by eviljared | March 17, 2009, 10:48AM
Caption #59Strange things are afoot at the circle K.
by eviljared | March 17, 2009, 10:52AM
Caption #60I AM AN FBI AGENT !!!
by The Black Swordsman | March 17, 2009, 11:10AM
Caption #61I can't believe this came out of my Ass...........it's so smooth.
by xxBERSERKxx | March 17, 2009, 11:22AM
Caption #62I can't believe this fell from Uranus.
by Todd | March 17, 2009, 12:21PM
Caption #63The force is strong with this one...
by grr8t | March 17, 2009, 12:25PM
Caption #64i forgot my pin number.
by Greg Davies aka cGt2099 | March 17, 2009, 12:40PM
Caption #65But it isn't standing still...
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:01PM
Caption #66'I'm sure the man from Ikea said it was an easy assemble book-case'
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:05PM
Caption #67One squirt with "Cillit Bang" ..............
by rubix | March 17, 2009, 1:05PM
Caption #68Station!
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:07PM
Caption #69'Ha! this is one remote controller I WONT lose.......
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:09PM
Caption #70One big mac, 12 chicken mc nuggets, 2 large fries and a diet coke please.........
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:11PM
Caption #71Great - the new Sears catalog has arrived......
by Zaragon | March 17, 2009, 1:12PM
Caption #72A Rubiks what.....?
by Micah | March 17, 2009, 1:36PM
Caption #73For De Niro, it was the Lee Strasberg institute. For Kevin Kline, it was Juilliard. But Mr. Floating Sphere's acting classes at the University of Wooden Performances was all Keanu Reeves needed to launch his career.
by Johnny C | March 17, 2009, 2:31PM
Caption #74This sure beats the big ball of yarn I saw yesterday !
by letters26 | March 17, 2009, 2:49PM
Caption #75Nope, even though I'm an alien lifeform with super powers even I have my limits and can't help your career but go ahead and touch me anyway.
by buckdiddy | March 17, 2009, 3:15PM
Caption #76This is most most most most most most most non-heinous Bill.
by ChuckD | March 17, 2009, 4:12PM
Caption #77you can never escape the matrix, it is your destiny
by Sylanya | March 17, 2009, 5:06PM
Caption #78I've seen this before. It's a galaxy the size of the marble ! My god there are people in there! Heeellooo!
by Mentis | March 17, 2009, 6:12PM
Caption #79Radioaxion, a new scent by Dolce Gabbana.
by vreedhead | March 17, 2009, 6:30PM
Caption #80Ooo! Shiny!!
by The Klepto | March 17, 2009, 6:56PM
Caption #81So this is where babys come from...
by ec | March 17, 2009, 7:01PM
Caption #82I knew the internet wasn't a series of tubes and now I have the proof!
by Sylanya | March 17, 2009, 10:07PM
Caption #83I don't see a door. How do you get into this thing?
by rerere | March 18, 2009, 7:16AM
Caption #84OOO so round and sexy............i love you
by Hairyman | March 18, 2009, 7:52AM
Caption #85Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. "NEVER REMAKE CLASSIC FILMS, ESPECIALLY CASTING KEANU REEVES IN THE LEAD" Well that was too late.
by randeez | March 18, 2009, 8:51AM
Caption #86Turn your head and cough please.
by Timmah | March 18, 2009, 9:25AM
Caption #87This giant globe is absurd, I cannot make out a single geographical feature.
by Timmah | March 18, 2009, 9:34AM
Caption #88I've always wanted to touch the circle of life
by Timmah | March 18, 2009, 9:36AM
Caption #89Ok, whichever country my finger lands on will be the first I destroy.
by Timmah | March 18, 2009, 9:39AM
Caption #90Keanu: Playing an alien life form is perfect for me because I have no ability to show human emotion on screen
by Yohan | March 18, 2009, 9:49AM
Caption #91Oh! Magic 8 ball, will I be a better actor in the future??
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:05AM
Caption #92I should've never taken that damn pill.
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:07AM
Caption #93I know my mom told me never to talk to strangers buuuttt......
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:10AM
Caption #94If this is a giant bug zapper I am so F'd!
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:12AM
Caption #95If You Smeeeellll What The Big Glowing Rock....Is Cookin'!!!
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:16AM
Caption #96Michael Crichton Eat Your Heart Out!
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:18AM
Caption #97Radioactive Turd? PETA Is Going To Freak!
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:20AM
Caption #98Death by Giant Radioactive Turd Nuggets?...those Bastards!!!!
by Willy | March 18, 2009, 11:23AM
Caption #99New High Score? What Does That Mean? Is That Bad? Did I Break It?
by prem | March 18, 2009, 11:46AM
Caption #100preservation should begin , evolution should stop for now !
by Ja Rich | March 18, 2009, 12:13PM
Caption #101Your right, the baby does kick everytime you see me.
by ethan | March 18, 2009, 2:06PM
Caption #102It's just as you prophesied. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. Like flaming globes, Sigmond. Like flaming globes. Ah, ha, ha, ha..
by Soon 2 B Movie Critic | March 18, 2009, 4:16PM
Caption #103Maybe If I Rub it... Aladdin might come out
by jimmydean | March 18, 2009, 5:10PM
Caption #104"Little did Neo know, the Blue pill was a Supository"
by The Dark Knight | March 18, 2009, 8:49PM
Caption #105Keanu: "I don't know what it is. Holy crap its glowing blue, HURRY RRRRRUUUUNNNN GOOO GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!"
by Tree | March 18, 2009, 9:15PM
Caption #106at&t your world delivered - matrix style
by Bran | March 19, 2009, 5:48AM
Caption #107mirror mirror on the wall, where did my career fall?
by SuperSuperGreg | March 19, 2009, 10:22AM
Caption #108Damn that's HOT!
by acedraven | March 19, 2009, 11:26AM
Caption #109Damn 7 - 10 split....i always miss the end pins.....
......not anymore!
(Acme insta-strike bowling ball)
......not anymore!
(Acme insta-strike bowling ball)
by petcarpet | March 19, 2009, 3:40PM
Caption #110When you're finished wiping out all mankind from the face of the planet, how would you like to go out some time?
by sweetmb | March 19, 2009, 7:29PM
Caption #111okey dokey,here we go,ready or not.
by maroj | March 19, 2009, 8:21PM
Caption #112Constantine!!!!!!! Neo???? ....... Deja Vu ........
by ir_filament | March 20, 2009, 9:28AM
Caption #113advancements in the science of breast augmentation has shown that there is no such thing as too big- and luminous
by shadowweep | March 20, 2009, 10:24AM
Caption #114'And the magic eight ball reveals the answer is..'
by shadowweep | March 20, 2009, 10:26AM
Caption #115'You see this is what happens when I park my sphere in a swap look at this swamp build up..'
by Daulton | March 20, 2009, 11:45AM
Caption #116Please alien sphere....keep my career going!
by Special-K | March 20, 2009, 12:02PM
Caption #117You Like that Don't Ya.
by ajgo | March 20, 2009, 12:26PM
Caption #118About to touch my first alien boobie!
by shadowweep | March 20, 2009, 12:42PM
Caption #119'Take the blue pill and the story ends here, or take the big blue green white glowing suppository and see how deep the rabbit hole goes'
by shadowweep | March 20, 2009, 12:58PM
Caption #120'Bill, are you in there'
by shadowweep | March 20, 2009, 3:22PM
Caption #121'Bill, are you in there dude'
by rebelins178 | March 20, 2009, 4:26PM
Caption #122"Rufus, are you in there?'
by Azn Gzus | March 20, 2009, 6:03PM
Caption #123I don't think this should be here...
by feastlover | March 21, 2009, 11:18AM
Caption #124The FORCE is strong with this one.....
by csoy13 | March 21, 2009, 3:03PM
Caption #125"Lite-Brite, Lite-Brite, turn on the magical shining light!"
by Matt Layden | March 21, 2009, 3:22PM
Caption #126"It was at that point that I knew, everything I touched blew up"
by sein win | March 21, 2009, 8:04PM
Caption #127I like it very much.
by MovieMan8877445 | March 21, 2009, 10:18PM
Caption #128"Might as well live on the dangerous side, my career's already in the toilet."
by Sarah "Guru Grotesque" Huisken | March 21, 2009, 10:37PM
Caption #129"There is no spoon..."
by borgw | March 22, 2009, 11:35AM
Caption #130this is like the matrix. neo!? deja vu
by dstobbe | March 22, 2009, 2:28PM
Caption #131does my suit look to blue in this light?
by Tindalos | March 22, 2009, 3:27PM
Caption #132Excellent!
by metzboms | March 22, 2009, 8:24PM
Caption #133It's perfect...with a marble this large I will rule the playground!
by Herb West | March 22, 2009, 9:46PM
Caption #134Earth, you totally blew it, dude. You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down.
by rugger2009 | March 23, 2009, 10:01PM
Caption #135I think I felt a kick!!!
by maddhatter | March 23, 2009, 10:22PM
Caption #136Keanu Reeves (Concern Tone) - "What could this be?"
Big Ball Thing (Said in a Deep Mystical Voice) - "Something you shouldn't be touching."
Big Ball Thing (Said in a Deep Mystical Voice) - "Something you shouldn't be touching."
by Puffader | March 24, 2009, 1:02AM
Caption #137This is the biggest bowling ball I have ever seen.....
by Hairyman | March 24, 2009, 8:39AM
Caption #138Whoa!
by cowboyman | March 24, 2009, 10:02AM
Caption #139High-five? How?
by jacoby bond | March 25, 2009, 6:15PM
Caption #140OH CRAP, so this is what lies before me after my rise as the Almighty NEO in the matrix series.
by Frankie D. | March 25, 2009, 8:17PM
Caption #141Keenu Reeves ruins more films by playing M in the new Men in Black 3: Roasted Stay Puft Marshmellow Man
by R-dawg | March 25, 2009, 8:37PM
Caption #142The big ball most bodacious to Keanu.
by ethan | March 26, 2009, 7:54AM
Caption #143Yo Bill, get over here...you gotta see this
by musicman2323 | March 26, 2009, 10:15PM
Caption #144Are you okay...have you ever heard of pepdobismal?
by mikiyas | March 26, 2009, 10:19PM
Caption #145Keanu singing:
" Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way youre touchin mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there"
" Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside
Can I touch your heart, the way youre touchin mine
Can I touch you there, touch you deep within
Can I touch you there, can I touch you...there"
by Aaron Stampler | March 27, 2009, 6:49AM
Caption #146Are you watching closely?
by dwight | March 27, 2009, 8:17AM
Caption #147Keanu : "this is why i like you, if i try this whith human girls i always get slaped in the face.
by pcguy | March 27, 2009, 8:33AM
Caption #148Frodo was naive to believe he could kill you. Together with my bad acting and your freekishly large eyeball we shall rule Middle Earth for all time!
by Kim Walker | March 27, 2009, 10:47AM
Caption #149"Did I just see a McDonald's in there?"
by sizeten10 | March 27, 2009, 12:54PM
Caption #150Keanu just can't resist touching balls.
by rachit gupta | March 28, 2009, 1:17AM
Caption #151god bless my earth(including this movie)
by mikiyas | March 29, 2009, 2:12PM
Caption #152i think we're meant to be be togather, because every thing else i touch turns in to skittles.
by mikiyas | April 1, 2009, 2:20PM
Caption #153i can't belive some one one for writing "whoa" or "trnity help"
by Vaughn | April 3, 2009, 10:10PM
Caption #154It feels like a giant boob no matter how many times I touch it.
by Mayhem | April 22, 2009, 5:37PM
Caption #155Will I ever star in another blockbuster? (The 8-ball reads) Unlikely
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