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CAPTION CONTEST: THE HAPPENING DVD
In anticipation of the release of
The Happening on DVD and Blu-ray this October 7th, we have a few prizes to give away for the event. Prizes: Five (5) winners will each be given a copy of The Happening on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: October 6th
For a chance to win this prize package, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below. Remember: Five winners will be selected.
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by Japes | October 2, 2008, 9:47AM
Caption #115.....10......9......17......3....Come on lucky number 7!!!!!
by MosesMonster | October 2, 2008, 10:09PM
Caption #2MeerKats can stand for hours, listening...listening for nothing, starring into the abyss.
by Car wash | October 3, 2008, 10:16AM
Caption #3This has been a test from the Emergency Broadcast System. This was only a test. If this had been a real emergency.....
by AiwaSoundSystem | October 3, 2008, 1:37PM
Caption #4Mass field sobriety tests suck.
by Jrcjw | October 4, 2008, 12:28AM
Caption #5As the crowd stands and listens. M Night addresses them on his i sweet ass twist for the movie.... "The plants" he says. "The Plants," the reaction... is well priceless

by flabbybuns | October 2, 2008, 1:47AM
Caption #6"Hmmm. I'm still not seeing it."
by Si | October 2, 2008, 1:49AM
Caption #7News broadcaster: "Well, today we see Sarah Palin as the new Vice President of the United States of America..."
Elliot Moore: "oh fuck..."
and hence the film the happening kicks off... it was nothing to do with the plants you see... just the elections.
Elliot Moore: "oh fuck..."
and hence the film the happening kicks off... it was nothing to do with the plants you see... just the elections.
by Si | October 2, 2008, 2:25AM
Caption #8"Your out Walberg...I saw you move your arm after the music"
by zyrobyte | October 2, 2008, 2:53AM
Caption #9As they all patiently waited for the news, they all secretly knew there wasn't going to be a sequel.
by yensed | October 2, 2008, 3:03AM
Caption #10We've Sensed It. We've Seen The Signs. Now.. It's Happening... The Baconator! Now only $1.99!
by Si | October 2, 2008, 3:47AM
Caption #11*PAUSE*
mark wallberg: "why the hell did I do this shit"
*EJECT*
*WALKS TO BIN*
*NOISE OF DVD BEING THROWN IN BIN*
(p.s. I would still like to win the DVD and watch the film)
mark wallberg: "why the hell did I do this shit"
*EJECT*
*WALKS TO BIN*
*NOISE OF DVD BEING THROWN IN BIN*
(p.s. I would still like to win the DVD and watch the film)
by Micah | October 2, 2008, 5:04AM
Caption #12Shyamalan: "I know its hard to act this dramatic without laughing, but only 30 more seconds til you can break out, okay?".
by sizeten10 | October 2, 2008, 5:08AM
Caption #13Attention K-Mart shoppers, the store will be closing in 10 minutes.
by slowkid77 | October 2, 2008, 5:25AM
Caption #14"fuck, i hope no one notices that i just sharted"
by Si | October 2, 2008, 5:59AM
Caption #15Walberg: "Erm... I think I speak for everyone when I say... What the fuck does Sharted mean?"
by WeS a LaY | October 2, 2008, 6:48AM
Caption #16Elliot Moore: "THATS A HUGE BITCH!"
by bconline | October 2, 2008, 7:03AM
Caption #17"Daddy, I just want you to know, whatever happens, I'm blaming this all on you..."
PS. For the rest of you... being funny and saying "Fuck", "Shit" and "Bitch" are not actually the same thing.
PS. For the rest of you... being funny and saying "Fuck", "Shit" and "Bitch" are not actually the same thing.
by Micah | October 2, 2008, 7:09AM
Caption #18TV Narrator: "Beverly Hills Chihuahua...in theaters this Friday".
by FTW1974 | October 2, 2008, 7:16AM
Caption #19With the recent economic downturn, even Hollywood has been relegated to ordering from the value menu at McDonald's. And by look on John and Mark's faces, it is very clear that no one gets good vibrations from Big Macs.
by Jili | October 2, 2008, 7:29AM
Caption #20"What do you mean they're cancelling Greys Anatomy?"
by loder | October 2, 2008, 7:37AM
Caption #21Marky Mark clearly wins this flared nostrils contest.
by JJ | October 2, 2008, 8:01AM
Caption #22Jesus? Is that you?
by Matt Schmieding | October 2, 2008, 8:57AM
Caption #23Look out, it's global warming!!!!
by GUS | October 2, 2008, 9:12AM
Caption #24Is a bird, is it a palne? No it's Superman!!!
by Christine | October 2, 2008, 9:20AM
Caption #25"I'd heard that he kept his prosthetic from Boogie Nights, but why does he have to wear it in every scene we're in together."
by flabbybuns | October 2, 2008, 9:57AM
Caption #26Whatever it is.... It's big.
by Derek | October 2, 2008, 9:59AM
Caption #27TV: "And the Dow plummets another 700 points*
by randeez | October 2, 2008, 10:03AM
Caption #28Why so serious?
by randeez | October 2, 2008, 10:05AM
Caption #29Mark and John watch their careers go up in smoke.
by letters26 | October 2, 2008, 10:12AM
Caption #30With just days away from Britney Spear's new album release...the town wait's patiently watching the clock tick down
by tino | October 2, 2008, 10:19AM
Caption #31eh'.. Mark stop rubbing it...
by Slimjim | October 2, 2008, 10:46AM
Caption #32"Piracy's a bitch, so are bad ratings" watch as your film becomes detested
by rys_ndy | October 2, 2008, 11:24AM
Caption #33Simon says. . .look intensly upward. . .goood!
by Willy | October 2, 2008, 11:44AM
Caption #34And the Next American Idol will be.....
by Icon | October 2, 2008, 1:04PM
Caption #35We all took a moment to watch our stock drop!
by Bobby | October 2, 2008, 2:04PM
Caption #36I wish I could have been a part of The Sixth Sense like my brother Donnie.
by Drev | October 2, 2008, 2:11PM
Caption #37"I can't believe the New Kids on the Block are breaking up... Again!"
by Nick Van Damme | October 2, 2008, 2:18PM
Caption #38Shyamalan's next movie is rumoured to be about a supernatural power, crossing the 4th dimension, and blurring out extras on his films!
by rtravis | October 2, 2008, 2:25PM
Caption #39Dam, that Sarah Palin is one bright chick !!!
by Jeff K | October 2, 2008, 3:48PM
Caption #40John: Nah... I don't buy it, Clay Aiken... gay? He just had a baby. Next you'll be telling me Lance Bass, Lindsey Lohan, or even better Perez Hilton's gay.
by Bond | October 2, 2008, 5:00PM
Caption #41"Who's that, Daddy?"
"That's Barack Obama, honey"
"That's Barack Obama, honey"
by RandomKansas | October 2, 2008, 5:27PM
Caption #42Its a skooner!!!
by bigtubbz | October 2, 2008, 5:59PM
Caption #43o snap the dvd for this movie is coming out October 7th
hope i get a check for that
hope i get a check for that
by callmezachariah | October 2, 2008, 6:18PM
Caption #44Everyone in the vicinity stared as the apocalyptic event took place; it isn't every day you see extra-terrestrian public nudity!
by callmezachariah | October 2, 2008, 6:26PM
Caption #45The crowd was silent as as it witnessed Kong fall slowly to the ground....
by Sergio Lara | October 2, 2008, 7:40PM
Caption #46Shit Mccain won.........
by moses robinson | October 2, 2008, 9:27PM
Caption #47"The fuck is this?"
Walberg -- "Shit. I didn't know Boogie Nights was gonna be on. So awkward..."
Walberg -- "Shit. I didn't know Boogie Nights was gonna be on. So awkward..."
by Niteslag | October 3, 2008, 12:00AM
Caption #48My god is he flying!? wait....no...
by whitenavel | October 3, 2008, 12:43AM
Caption #49"The Cubs really ARE cursed!"
by ReRun | October 3, 2008, 6:22AM
Caption #50John: I can't believe the critics thought we were doing a remake of "What's Happening?"
by eboy | October 3, 2008, 6:54AM
Caption #51Dammit!! what are you doing in my house, without my knowledge
by BJ Arnold | October 3, 2008, 7:20AM
Caption #52And the next American Idol is............going to be named right after this commerical break.
by Christian | October 3, 2008, 7:48AM
Caption #53What, $700 billion dollars of our money gone!
by Geoboy | October 3, 2008, 8:22AM
Caption #54Everyone: Wow Gas Prices Keep going Up!
by Tree | October 3, 2008, 8:34AM
Caption #55Nov 5th - And the final count is in the winner is...
by randeez | October 3, 2008, 9:34AM
Caption #56Look, a dead bird.
by captaintaco | October 3, 2008, 9:37AM
Caption #57Not pictured: Any remaining dignity.
by stubarnes | October 3, 2008, 9:41AM
Caption #58They knew what was happening. They just couldn't stop it.
by felachild1 | October 3, 2008, 10:00AM
Caption #59"Damn it, Elliot, I told you she was weighing us down!" Now we'll never get off this god forsaken planet!
by Devang Rajguru | October 3, 2008, 10:12AM
Caption #60Mark Wahlberg: "I wonder if I can get any of these people on Entourage."
by luckylegend | October 3, 2008, 10:21AM
Caption #61stop and pose....... yeah!
by Car wash | October 3, 2008, 10:45AM
Caption #62I can\'t believe the critics thought we were doing a remake of \"What\'s Happening\"
by ReRun | October 3, 2008, 10:48AM
Caption #63ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED!!!!
by corpus | October 3, 2008, 12:08PM
Caption #64In a crowd everyone pretends it wasn't THEIR fart.
by Joshua Gonzales | October 3, 2008, 1:00PM
Caption #65Gavin Newsom: "It's happening, whether you like it or not!"
by jimmydean | October 3, 2008, 1:05PM
Caption #66Jess: Daddy what is that man doing to that women?
Julian: Shhh hunny, theres a 14% chance those are real....
*silence*
Julian: Shhh hunny, theres a 14% chance those are real....
*silence*
by Bobby | October 3, 2008, 1:09PM
Caption #67Comic Book Guy: "Worst movie ever!"
by Niles Hemming | October 3, 2008, 1:10PM
Caption #68Wahlberg: Never again will I work with Shyamalan
Leguizamo: Well at least I have Miracle at St. Anna to look forward to, oh wait that movie sucked too.
Little girl: I rather be in school, then to work with these deuschbags.
Leguizamo: Well at least I have Miracle at St. Anna to look forward to, oh wait that movie sucked too.
Little girl: I rather be in school, then to work with these deuschbags.
by Bobby | October 3, 2008, 1:11PM
Caption #69Where's Waldo?
by sweetnothing | October 3, 2008, 2:56PM
Caption #70This is what people look like watching the Vice Presidential Deabte...puzzled. Just answer one question.
by Micah | October 3, 2008, 4:11PM
Caption #71TV:
M. Night Shyamalan Presents
An M. Night Shyamalan Film
Starring M. Night Shyamalan
With Special Guest Appearance by Mark Wahlberg
Julian: What about me?
TV: ...And that guy you don't know from Ice Age
M. Night Shyamalan Presents
An M. Night Shyamalan Film
Starring M. Night Shyamalan
With Special Guest Appearance by Mark Wahlberg
Julian: What about me?
TV: ...And that guy you don't know from Ice Age
by oleg | October 3, 2008, 6:18PM
Caption #72if we all look up here and no one will notice me stealing their walets
by ak | October 3, 2008, 6:28PM
Caption #73I see dead people and the trees killed them
by Puffader | October 3, 2008, 7:44PM
Caption #74Suddenly they new what was Happening ! The Raiders were blowing a 15-0 lead!
by BigMike | October 3, 2008, 8:04PM
Caption #75Since when does Superman have a rainbow cape?
by Schmornge | October 3, 2008, 9:14PM
Caption #76[Marky Mark stands in the middle of a busy station (nostrils flared) and stares up at the ceiling. One by one, people fall for Marky Marks trick and stare at the ceiling also, looking for whatever it is that Marky Mark sees.]
Marky Mark: Suckers!
Marky Mark: Suckers!
by JediBarbie | October 4, 2008, 2:07AM
Caption #77"A body cavity search is now mandatory for all passengers."
by Frosty | October 4, 2008, 2:08AM
Caption #78What!?....Oh my god it's the PLANTSSSS!
Quick everybody! climb into my nostrils
Quick everybody! climb into my nostrils
by Suter | October 4, 2008, 2:18AM
Caption #79"After 30+ years, Saturday Night Live still isn't funny..."
by vam1967 | October 4, 2008, 5:57AM
Caption #80Uh...is it suppose to look like that?
I don't know, but it looks friendly.
I don't know, but it looks friendly.
by Dharma Bum | October 4, 2008, 10:24AM
Caption #81Previously, on LOST...
by Nizar | October 4, 2008, 1:56PM
Caption #82INT - STARK INDUSTRIES - PRESS CONFERENCE - DAY
Tony: Oh what the hell...I am Iron Man.
CUT TO CROWD REACTION
Tony: Oh what the hell...I am Iron Man.
CUT TO CROWD REACTION
by HipHop4Prez | October 4, 2008, 2:37PM
Caption #83Oh my God, John McCain died and Sarah Palin is the new President elect. May God help us all.
by damastez | October 4, 2008, 5:09PM
Caption #84Up there! It's more retarded anti-republican propaganda!
by Charlie | October 4, 2008, 10:51PM
Caption #85Oh look, it's Superman!
by elmer fuga/ elmer | October 5, 2008, 2:42AM
Caption #86TV-"And now for the internet sensation, MEATSPIN!"
Crowd-"What's MEATSPIN?"
TV-"You spin me right round baby, right round!"
Crowd-"hmm..."
Mark-"Wow, such talent!"
Crowd-"What's MEATSPIN?"
TV-"You spin me right round baby, right round!"
Crowd-"hmm..."
Mark-"Wow, such talent!"
by stevelewis | October 5, 2008, 2:36PM
Caption #87"Ok, everybody. Nostrils up!"
by ChuckD | October 5, 2008, 3:03PM
Caption #88"Yes, honey. The Phillies are actually making it past the first round."
by mcfinch7 | October 5, 2008, 8:13PM
Caption #89Damn Cub's, See I told you we should never have gotten our hopes up.
by mcfinch7 | October 5, 2008, 8:19PM
Caption #90Dang't I don't think I returned Iron Man on time. I hate those late fees.
by Joe Nobody | October 5, 2008, 10:27PM
Caption #91I\'ll have my burger with cheese AND bacon....mmmmmm!
by Joe Nobody | October 5, 2008, 10:32PM
Caption #92Marky Mark: If I stare up there, maybe no-one will know it was ME that farted.
John L: Mark\'s pulling that stare into the distance trick again, but I know it was him. He stinks man.
John L: Mark\'s pulling that stare into the distance trick again, but I know it was him. He stinks man.
by Mat | October 6, 2008, 5:17AM
Caption #93Suddenly, the town realized you really CAN see parts of Russia from Alaska.
by eboy | October 6, 2008, 8:22AM
Caption #94is that clinton ?.. who is she ?
by Bobby | October 6, 2008, 8:33AM
Caption #95Where's Waldo?
by Bobby | October 6, 2008, 8:38AM
Caption #96The audience watching the film had the same reaction. "Is this really happening M. NIght?"
by Batmantis | October 6, 2008, 8:42AM
Caption #97"Breaking news! Scientist finally have the answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg. The answer is ....."
by zyrobyte | October 6, 2008, 9:49AM
Caption #98You've just been Rickrolled!
by adrion | October 6, 2008, 10:35AM
Caption #99It bombed so badly that the cast of The Happening was able to sit back at the premiere party and watch the mushroom cloud rise from Mann's Chinese Theater.
by Davron | October 6, 2008, 12:47PM
Caption #100Good Vibrations plays on TV.
Mark: Ok guys we need to get out of here if we're gonna catch the train. Come on. Now!
Mark: Ok guys we need to get out of here if we're gonna catch the train. Come on. Now!
by Nick J | October 6, 2008, 1:01PM
Caption #101Family Feud Host: "Name something you bring to a picnic... Mark?"
Mark: "I'm gonna go with potato salad, yea, potato salad..."
Family Feud Host: "Alright... SHOW ME POTATO SALAD FOR THE STEAL AND THE POINTS!"
............... DING!
Mark: "I'm gonna go with potato salad, yea, potato salad..."
Family Feud Host: "Alright... SHOW ME POTATO SALAD FOR THE STEAL AND THE POINTS!"
............... DING!
by Spiky | October 6, 2008, 2:11PM
Caption #102YES WE CAN!!!!
by o3221o | October 6, 2008, 2:14PM
Caption #103LOOK!! It's "NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK!!!!"
by callmezachariah | October 6, 2008, 3:06PM
Caption #104Elliot: "Look, it's Macy Gray!"
by Aaron Stampler | October 6, 2008, 3:49PM
Caption #105Cop: Name?
Bob Hoskins: Mario.
Cop: Last Name?
Bob Hoskins: Mario
Cop: Name?
John Leguizamo: Luigi.
Cop: Luigi Luigi?
John Leguizamo: No, Luigi Mario.
Bob Hoskins: Mario.
Cop: Last Name?
Bob Hoskins: Mario
Cop: Name?
John Leguizamo: Luigi.
Cop: Luigi Luigi?
John Leguizamo: No, Luigi Mario.
by Ram | October 6, 2008, 5:23PM
Caption #106GOING GOING GOING GONE!!!! Our stock is gone....
by clashtheramones | October 6, 2008, 6:36PM
Caption #107It's a bird, it's a plane, nevermind its just M. Night Shyamalan acting like he's special.
by lank | October 6, 2008, 9:07PM
Caption #108theres no way jack bauer just kicked chuck norris's ass.
by Nagayoshi | October 6, 2008, 11:38PM
Caption #109With a look of reserved fortitude, Mark inhales all of the air in the room.
by bconline | October 7, 2008, 9:05AM
Caption #110so... who won?
by section33 | October 7, 2008, 5:03PM
Caption #111Its true pearl harbour sucks... but everyone always watches the bomb drop
by Derek | October 8, 2008, 4:49AM
Caption #112Tock a while to pick the captions ey, probably got stumped when you relized you had to actually buy the dvd of the Happening
by Micah | October 8, 2008, 5:41AM
Caption #113buy the dvd of the Happening?
*pft*, I'm still teetering on whether I should just rent it or avoid it.
*pft*, I'm still teetering on whether I should just rent it or avoid it.
by ed | October 8, 2008, 12:49PM
Caption #114And the Best Story goes to..
The H...
The Hap..
Happ....
Happe..
Happe Tree Friends!
The H...
The Hap..
Happ....
Happe..
Happe Tree Friends!
by Wickedassskydancer | October 10, 2008, 4:05PM
Caption #115It's hideous... but I like it.
by emoxley | October 10, 2008, 8:30PM
Caption #116Look!
Up in the sky!
It's a bird, it's a plane.................it's a bird!
Up in the sky!
It's a bird, it's a plane.................it's a bird!
by musicman2323 | October 12, 2008, 5:52PM
Caption #117John Leguizamo: Holy Shit....
Mark Wallburg: What is it?
John Leguizamo : What in god's vagina fuck is that
Mark Wallburg: I don't know but it's big
Mark Wallburg: What is it?
John Leguizamo : What in god's vagina fuck is that
Mark Wallburg: I don't know but it's big
by Curroneus | October 13, 2008, 11:57AM
Caption #118Little Girl: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner
Marky-Mark: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb girl. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
John Leguizamo: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Marky-Mark: [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
by o3221o | October 14, 2008, 1:25PM
Caption #119Say "hello" to my little friend!!













