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CAPTION CONTEST: SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE DVD CONTEST
With Slumdog Millionaire coming to DVD and Blu-ray on March 31st, we have been provided with three copies of the film on DVD to give away. “A gaudy, gorgeous rush of color, sound and motion” (Manohla Dargis, New York Times), Slumdog Millionaire is loosely based on the fictional novel “Q and A” by Indian writer Vikas Swarup, which tracks the life of Jamal Malik, an impoverished child living in Mumbai’s sprawling slums. After losing his mother, Jamal (played as a teen by Dev Patel) and his brother Salim (played as a teen by Madhur Mittal) must do whatever necessary to survive.
Prizes: Three (3) winners will each be given Slumdog Millionaire on DVD.
Contest Start: Now
Contest End: March 20th
For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.
*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.
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by gibbyblaylock | March 9, 2009, 7:14AM
Caption #1"B7"..."hit"..."You sunk my battleship!"
by WindowsRG | March 9, 2009, 7:37AM
Caption #2Five......Five dollar.....five dollar foot-long!
by Nagayoshi | March 9, 2009, 2:46PM
Caption #3Now is my hair, A) Real, B) A toupee, C) A dead animal, or D) Just plain ridiculous.

by Rodo | March 8, 2009, 9:43PM
Caption #4Come to papa...give me a man-hug!
by Nicholas | March 8, 2009, 10:02PM
Caption #5I-I think I'm going to hurl !
-Come to papa
-Come to papa
by Gnel | March 8, 2009, 10:07PM
Caption #6Which film won best PIcture 2009?
by Gnel | March 8, 2009, 10:08PM
Caption #7Which film won best Picture 2009?
Can I use the Audience Help or Call a friend?
Can I use the Audience Help or Call a friend?
by Jack007 | March 8, 2009, 10:27PM
Caption #8Can you clap like a seal?
by jbsherck | March 8, 2009, 10:27PM
Caption #9Now, isn't that toilet seat much more comfortable than the one you used as a child?
by flylice | March 8, 2009, 10:42PM
Caption #10Regis Philbin, the coolest indian around.
by vulteragra@gmail.com | March 8, 2009, 10:44PM
Caption #11"And now for your final task, Jamal...For 10 million rupees, please touch the sides of your monitor, like this!"
*BWOMP WOMP WAAaaaAAaaaAAAaahhhh...*
*BWOMP WOMP WAAaaaAAaaaAAAaahhhh...*
by Mutt | March 8, 2009, 10:52PM
Caption #12Guy on left: ET was my best friend...and he just stuck out his finger to phone home...and poof....he was gone.....
Guy on right: It's ok son, daddy's here for you...come and give me a hug...
Guy on right: It's ok son, daddy's here for you...come and give me a hug...
by R-dawg | March 8, 2009, 10:54PM
Caption #13And over here we have the stupidest loser alive.
by rudecam76 | March 8, 2009, 11:04PM
Caption #14Would you like to buy a vowel?
by brooze | March 8, 2009, 11:06PM
Caption #15Would you like me to style your hair like mine?
by Skatastrophe | March 8, 2009, 11:09PM
Caption #16Look at my hands, they are so clean. And my hair, it is so tall. I understand why you are speechless.
by priesen | March 8, 2009, 11:10PM
Caption #17Can't you see the bunnies I'm making with shadow puppets?
by D.J. | March 8, 2009, 11:29PM
Caption #18YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
by bufix | March 9, 2009, 12:48AM
Caption #19Take it from me, you deserve about... 8 Oscars.
by Dexterian | March 9, 2009, 1:18AM
Caption #20Mine is THIIIIIIS big.
by Norb17 | March 9, 2009, 1:54AM
Caption #21Come on! If you can flick the football between my hands, you get the 20 million rupees.
by RobPouria | March 9, 2009, 4:15AM
Caption #22Come give us a hug...
by rys_ndy | March 9, 2009, 6:21AM
Caption #23Guy on Right: I am Hugh Jackman's stunt double. Beat that!
by Seth P | March 9, 2009, 7:02AM
Caption #24Would you like a shiatzu massage before we start?
by Seth P | March 9, 2009, 7:05AM
Caption #25Guy on right: Hey, aren't you that kid from those Mac vs PC commercials?
by Aaron Stampler | March 9, 2009, 7:18AM
Caption #26McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
by leofish | March 9, 2009, 7:23AM
Caption #27for 10 million rupees.... how far apart are my hands.
by andy.minor | March 9, 2009, 7:43AM
Caption #28Yes, Ladies and Gentleman!
What I did to my hair can be done to yours!
What I did to my hair can be done to yours!
by jbunke | March 9, 2009, 8:33AM
Caption #29Maybe you can phone a friend like Kelly Ripa or one of her damn kids!?... Man, this Regis suit itches!...
by Micah | March 9, 2009, 8:48AM
Caption #30Jamal: Well, I watched that 2 Girls 1 Cup video and...
Host: I am so sorry. Come here.
Host: I am so sorry. Come here.
by acedraven | March 9, 2009, 8:58AM
Caption #31Okay, Mister "I play TV Host in the mirrior."Let's See how you do in front of a real live audience....starting....... NOW!
by Bradford | March 9, 2009, 9:04AM
Caption #32Host: "I'll clap my hands like this, and you just following the bouncing ball to the words on your screen."
Jamal: "Never gonna, give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."
Latika (on the phone): Did you just Rick Roll me?
Jamal: "Never gonna, give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."
Latika (on the phone): Did you just Rick Roll me?
by Matt Layden | March 9, 2009, 9:28AM
Caption #33I glued my hand to the monitor.
Yeah, well I glued mine together.
Yeah, well I glued mine together.
by Chianinyc | March 9, 2009, 9:29AM
Caption #34Dell Tech Support Training.
This call may be monitored for quality assurance.
Dont be nervous say "Dell Tech Support How may I Help You ?"
This call may be monitored for quality assurance.
Dont be nervous say "Dell Tech Support How may I Help You ?"
by eviljared | March 9, 2009, 9:38AM
Caption #35When I say clap...YOU CLAP !
by letters26 | March 9, 2009, 9:52AM
Caption #36Seriously that took me like 2 seconds. You are a retard!!!!
by andy.minor | March 9, 2009, 10:16AM
Caption #37It's 100%.... Natural male enhancement. And I'm talking... BIG.
by MWM | March 9, 2009, 10:45AM
Caption #38The only lifeline you have left is...a hug.
by Jonathan | March 9, 2009, 11:09AM
Caption #39Host: "B' Right?
Jamal: No I said "D" and wash those hands next time you write on the mirror
Jamal: No I said "D" and wash those hands next time you write on the mirror
by Brian Fitzpatrick | March 9, 2009, 11:53AM
Caption #40Yes, the little boy's room is straight behind you...
by Jaycer17 | March 9, 2009, 12:00PM
Caption #41Yes, I know, not getting nominated for an acting Oscar is tough... Come here, my young friend, have a hearty hug.
by Kiko Sanchez | March 9, 2009, 12:17PM
Caption #42Who wants to be a Oscar Winner?
by filmbug | March 9, 2009, 12:18PM
Caption #43Alright Jamal... May the Force Be with You!!
by Kiko Sanchez | March 9, 2009, 12:27PM
Caption #44That Regis guy was pissed when he found out his job had been outsourced!
by bubbatwo420 | March 9, 2009, 12:37PM
Caption #45The million dollar question is...Are you hooking up with Freida Pinto?!
by Captain Kirk | March 9, 2009, 12:58PM
Caption #46come here and give me a hug
by Jonathan | March 9, 2009, 1:08PM
Caption #47Host: "B" you want to lock in "B" right?
Jamal: "D" for last time, and next time after you write in the bathroom mirror could you rewash those hands!
Jamal: "D" for last time, and next time after you write in the bathroom mirror could you rewash those hands!
by s9bad | March 9, 2009, 1:23PM
Caption #48Don't be nervous, its only a million dollars! a million dollars that will get you out of poverty and into frieda pintos pants. no...pressure...
by Japes | March 9, 2009, 1:28PM
Caption #49Hey where's Regis?
by Micah | March 9, 2009, 1:28PM
Caption #50Jamal: So, I accidentally watched that 2 Girls 1 Cup video and...
Host: Not another word. Get over here!
Host: Not another word. Get over here!
by tjworldgreatest | March 9, 2009, 1:38PM
Caption #51Lifelines are overrated Jamal; use your head and win, or kiss Miss Oscar goodbye.
by JCDAWG2007 | March 9, 2009, 1:46PM
Caption #52My therapist says that i need to be more friendly. Wanna hug?
by Tree | March 9, 2009, 1:50PM
Caption #53You were the stunt double in x men origins wolverine, final answer.
by Scals | March 9, 2009, 2:20PM
Caption #54Hello Slumdoggy, welcome to my kingdom!
by Michael Carter | March 9, 2009, 2:21PM
Caption #55No. I did wash my hands in the bathroom. Here, smell them.
by Bobby | March 9, 2009, 2:59PM
Caption #56Host: I am so rich! I don't even use the armrests on my chair.
Jamal: Wow!
Jamal: Wow!
by Bilbo Baggins | March 9, 2009, 3:46PM
Caption #57I'm not kidding....if you leave fingerprints on that screen, I will have no choice but to box your ears!
by musicman2323 | March 9, 2009, 4:22PM
Caption #58you won you slumdog...now, im going to kill you
by csoy13 | March 9, 2009, 4:32PM
Caption #59"Despite what your computer scans show, my right arm IS longer than my left."
by Deems | March 9, 2009, 4:40PM
Caption #60okay... take 11 thousand multiply that by 75, then multiply that by 503773.259, then divide that by 55% of the people in this room, Then add that answer to ....... this much. ready, set, go!
by AnaB | March 9, 2009, 4:47PM
Caption #61Forget the question... let's dance!!!
by William | March 9, 2009, 4:50PM
Caption #62You won. Hug me.
by eboy326 | March 9, 2009, 5:28PM
Caption #63Time for your final question............. do you think im pretty?
by molly | March 9, 2009, 5:39PM
Caption #64*whispers* "Jamal, look! I wrote the answer on the palm of my hand. The problem for you is...which palm?"
*chuckles evilly"
*chuckles evilly"
by Tandoori Jones | March 9, 2009, 6:21PM
Caption #65(Rubs gel into hands) Seriously dude, a pompadour just like mine, lean in, it'll just take a second to sculpt.
by AJawad | March 9, 2009, 6:53PM
Caption #66Jamal, I seem to be struck with rigamortis! Maybe that creepy guy in the audience can help me out.
by ethan | March 9, 2009, 7:29PM
Caption #67Prem- As i stretch my arms outward, I form the letter C...can u see that? Ok, now that means that the answer is C
Jamal-Im gunna go with A
Prem-You idiot! That's correct!
Jamal-Im gunna go with A
Prem-You idiot! That's correct!
by Jon M | March 9, 2009, 8:52PM
Caption #68Come give poppa a hug!
by Jacksterson | March 9, 2009, 9:08PM
Caption #69Seriously, this screen really is extremely dirty! Hold on... -tries to turn it-
JUST PRESS B ALREADY! ... I did not just say that out loud...
JUST PRESS B ALREADY! ... I did not just say that out loud...
by rubix | March 9, 2009, 9:30PM
Caption #70And THAT, is the correct answer to life.
by tyrone gonzales | March 9, 2009, 9:33PM
Caption #71Prem Kumar (host): You've just lost 20 million rupees!!!
Jamal Malik: o_0... ?!?
Latika (watching it live on tv): :( Hmm.I guess I'll just go back and stay with Javed...
Jamal Malik: o_0... ?!?
Latika (watching it live on tv): :( Hmm.I guess I'll just go back and stay with Javed...
by memno | March 9, 2009, 9:47PM
Caption #72Jamal, you still smell like poop. Have you ever heard of water and soap?!
by Fletch | March 9, 2009, 10:24PM
Caption #73"Lets play...who wants to be.... a ....meelanaire!!"
by feastlover | March 9, 2009, 10:49PM
Caption #74"Come here and give daddy a kiss."
by Mannyc38 | March 9, 2009, 11:52PM
Caption #75"Jamal, hurry the hell up. I've got a casting call to play Wolverine! My hair won't stay like this all day."
by Shortybighead | March 10, 2009, 4:52AM
Caption #76People say Regis tans too much... but I think he looks younger than ever!
by Bran | March 10, 2009, 5:30AM
Caption #77Okay sir, I have 2 hard tacos, 3 chicken soft tacos, and 1 chili cheese burrito. Will there be anything else?
by crotin6 | March 10, 2009, 7:30AM
Caption #78Fastest way to become an actor, go to Hollywood & pose with an Oscar?
Become a... slumdog.
Become a... slumdog.
by GUS | March 10, 2009, 10:17AM
Caption #79I guess your not as dumb as you look!!!
by stormcracker | March 10, 2009, 11:53AM
Caption #80A B C D.Only Four Choices But 1 Answer
by jerms | March 10, 2009, 12:57PM
Caption #81I'm giving you the answer... why are you still thinking?... I just gave you the answer.
by Kaibast | March 10, 2009, 3:21PM
Caption #82For 20 million rupees...complete the phrase..."You put both arms in, you put both arms out, you put both arms in..."
by Azn Gzus | March 10, 2009, 3:51PM
Caption #83--5$ footlong!!
-- ....is...that the answer...or something?
-- ....is...that the answer...or something?
by Fletch | March 10, 2009, 4:35PM
Caption #84"Kee-yaa.!!..Chop Chop!!.......are you ready to answer, Jamal?"
by Fletch | March 10, 2009, 4:36PM
Caption #85"I am your lifeline, Jamal...come to papa."
by ssatori | March 10, 2009, 4:41PM
Caption #86I'm crushing your head. Crush, crush
by ssatori | March 10, 2009, 4:55PM
Caption #87Oh for the love of Allah; pick one!
by mrJONES | March 10, 2009, 5:32PM
Caption #88Now the final 20 million rupee question. If I had bolts in my neck and I stuck my arms out like this, what commonly known monster would I be impersonating?
by levithefamilyguy | March 10, 2009, 6:02PM
Caption #89No!!!! Im not gonna suck it!!!
Cmon i give u 50 rupee.
No!!!
Cmon i give u 50 rupee.
No!!!
by mochonko | March 10, 2009, 7:49PM
Caption #90this smudge is unbearable, maybe if I..
...so I grabbed the child by the throat and picked him up about this high...
...so I grabbed the child by the throat and picked him up about this high...
by Matt Gambit | March 10, 2009, 8:59PM
Caption #91Mufasa: Simba soon all this land will be yours to rule.
Simba: wow i dunno if i can handle it
Simba: wow i dunno if i can handle it
by jerms | March 11, 2009, 7:37AM
Caption #92This guy is weirding me out. He's got both hands pointed towards me...
by jerms | March 11, 2009, 7:39AM
Caption #93Please welcome... our newest addition to the Bee Gees!!
by ssg | March 11, 2009, 9:15AM
Caption #94Dude, stop spitting.
Alright, alright, I'm wiping it off.
Alright, alright, I'm wiping it off.
by jerms | March 11, 2009, 11:16AM
Caption #95Shoot! I forgot what 'A' was!
by mccarte | March 11, 2009, 11:50AM
Caption #96Hey You, what are you doing? Stop moving when we have a contestant! Can't you see we are working here? What is your problem...
The clean version
The clean version
by junior252365 | March 11, 2009, 12:14PM
Caption #97"I was this close to sleeping with Kelly Ripa, this close Jamal".... "do you know how hard it is to come this close to hooking up with the love of your life"?...."oh wait a second, sorry that was below the belt" -Host
"I think I am going to be sick!" -JAMAL
"I think I am going to be sick!" -JAMAL
by Ray........ | March 11, 2009, 3:03PM
Caption #98You are... McLovin!!!
by AiwaSoundSystem | March 11, 2009, 4:22PM
Caption #99I'd like to use a lifeline.
by Barney | March 11, 2009, 7:07PM
Caption #100If you had one shot, one opportunity, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
by Steve/redhawk | March 11, 2009, 10:01PM
Caption #101Dam Mosquito!
by feastlover | March 12, 2009, 9:30AM
Caption #102"Come to me Jamal, come and sit on my lap to see what you have won"
by ChainReaction | March 12, 2009, 11:02AM
Caption #103COME ON! It's a touchscreen, not a banister...
by WalkingDisaster | March 12, 2009, 12:45PM
Caption #104Jamal: Okay, so when do I get to sing?
Prem: You idiot. This isn't Idol!
Jamal: .....
Prem: You idiot. This isn't Idol!
Jamal: .....
by WalkingDisaster | March 12, 2009, 12:47PM
Caption #105Prem: We're trying something new out. Since you got the question wrong, you not only lose the money but get a public spanking on live television. Now, come on over!
by ommer | March 12, 2009, 3:44PM
Caption #106please take your hands of the monitor...
Thats not for you,...
Thats not for you,...
by Japes | March 12, 2009, 3:59PM
Caption #107Answer dang it!! ANSWER!!!!
by Japes | March 12, 2009, 4:01PM
Caption #108Macarena, do the macarena!
by Japes | March 12, 2009, 4:02PM
Caption #109Grease lightning, go Grease lightning.
by antoinew | March 12, 2009, 7:49PM
Caption #110Ok, so you're a millionaire. But can you do this?
by MixedDude | March 12, 2009, 10:49PM
Caption #111Go ahead,explain to me why I should let you off easy for pooping on the plaintiff's lawn?
by MixedDude | March 12, 2009, 11:18PM
Caption #112I understand that you want to make finance entertaining Mr. Cramer, but it's not a ... game.
by Rodo | March 13, 2009, 4:57AM
Caption #113Ladies and gentleman! I give you...POVERTY!
by Fletch | March 13, 2009, 10:26AM
Caption #114"Do not think that I have come to destroy you, Jamal. I have not come to destory you...I have come to help you. Help me...help you. Help meee...help youuuuu."
by brau | March 13, 2009, 1:15PM
Caption #115Announcer: Now! for the grand prize of 20 million ruppees!
Jamal: WAIT! what? did u just say ruppees? Is that even real money!!!?? This is all a sham!
Jamal: WAIT! what? did u just say ruppees? Is that even real money!!!?? This is all a sham!
by jerms | March 13, 2009, 2:16PM
Caption #116He said I got it right?! It's totally the wrong answer, I just know it.
by sizeten10 | March 13, 2009, 3:28PM
Caption #117If you're happy and you know it do this.
by Bob Loblaw | March 13, 2009, 5:05PM
Caption #118Even Regis can't escape job outsourcing.
by Sal | March 13, 2009, 5:25PM
Caption #119Youre this far away from me opening a can of "Whoop Ass" on you if you dont answer the question already and quit staring at me like that it makes me uncomfortable.
by Ryan A. | March 13, 2009, 6:12PM
Caption #120"Just for you, we have a 4th Life Line!!"
by sumkindoflife | March 13, 2009, 8:53PM
Caption #121"CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are the first person to successfully navigate Windows Vista!"
by musicman2323 | March 14, 2009, 5:37AM
Caption #122these chairs are uncomforterable but i like you
by SlothLovesChunk | March 15, 2009, 6:21AM
Caption #123"Join me Jamal...And we shall rule the game show world as father and son!"
by Perception | March 16, 2009, 10:39PM
Caption #124Now.. You must decide. Are you going to dance like you want to? Or.. Are we going to have to leave you behind? You must choose your final answer.
by Patrick B | March 17, 2009, 7:52AM
Caption #125Stop staring at my package kid-- my eyes are up here
by Johnny C | March 17, 2009, 2:34PM
Caption #126COME ON !!!!! you have to just enter YOUR NAME !!!! This isnt even the first quesrtion !!! this is gonna be a long night !
by ChuckD | March 17, 2009, 4:13PM
Caption #127ladies and gentlemen.........
he just pooped
he just pooped
by Lili C | March 17, 2009, 4:49PM
Caption #128Of course I washed my hands in the washroom! Wanna smell?? You are questioning ME when you are the one who fell into poo as a kid??
by Greg Davies aka cGt2099 | March 17, 2009, 6:00PM
Caption #129This is Microsoft Support, my name is David, can I be of assistance?
by antoinew | March 17, 2009, 7:07PM
Caption #130If you're happy and you know it cap your hands.
by rerere | March 18, 2009, 7:25AM
Caption #131come one boy doit allready\\\\\
you asshole you told me i only had to awser questions not do sexual things to you......
you asshole you told me i only had to awser questions not do sexual things to you......
by mikiyas | March 18, 2009, 8:19AM
Caption #132"Ladies and gentlemen I give you prince Zuko!"
by JAG | March 18, 2009, 11:01AM
Caption #133A movie that takes place in India... with an Indian cast, and Indian soundtrack, and Indian crew members... but somehow wins the American Academy award for best picture... odd
by Richar | March 18, 2009, 11:20AM
Caption #134Jamal, one final question, what do my fingers smell like? I'll give you a hint, I had a prostitute last night.
by Soon 2 B Movie Critic | March 18, 2009, 4:48PM
Caption #135*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap....!!!* "Congratulations!, you finally answered Question number 1."
by mikiyas | March 18, 2009, 8:44PM
Caption #136anwar i mean jamal open the case.
by jerms | March 19, 2009, 7:37AM
Caption #137Shoot! How do you work this thing?
by ssatori | March 19, 2009, 2:36PM
Caption #138I once caught a fish this big.
by eraser851 | March 19, 2009, 11:30PM
Caption #139Five dollar footlongs are BACK!
by mikiyas | March 20, 2009, 7:17AM
Caption #140you mean 5 rupees foot long.
by mikiyas | March 20, 2009, 8:43AM
Caption #141"So then neo jumps like this and goes inside agent smith’s body and made him explode, it was insane!"
by ajgo | March 20, 2009, 12:43PM
Caption #142Host: Are you the king of the jews?
Dev Patel: Dude I did not know this was a modern day remake of Passion of the Christ.
Dev Patel: Dude I did not know this was a modern day remake of Passion of the Christ.
by MixedDude | March 20, 2009, 5:27PM
Caption #143So this is what internet dating is like....
by borgw | March 22, 2009, 11:57AM
Caption #144I can read your mind. YOU CHEATED!!!!
by Kicha | March 27, 2009, 7:46PM
Caption #145Ime pointing you Get out Cheampion(cheater champion)
by Vaughn | April 3, 2009, 10:24PM
Caption #146I will clap with my hands out like this until you win.
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