Cingular wireless. More bars. More places.

Soldier four just ate soldier five.

Putting the black in red, white and blue. Priceless

The Proud, the Few, the.......WTF

Frank was embarassed to find out that FRIDAY--not Thursday-- was brown unifrom day.

No matter how hard they tried, #4 refused to slouch... even just a little.

U.S Army, trained not to smile since 1861

*Far right* --Fat Albert back in the day. Or, just "Albert", back then...

More bars, in more places.

Saving private Ryan meets "The Biggest Loser"

Mr. Mackey: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!
[all the African American members put up their hands including Chef]
Mr. Mackey: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".
Chef: Hey, wait a minute...
Mr. Mackey: Now keep in mind, 'Operation Human Shield' will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?
[all the White soldiers raise their hands]
Mr. Mackey: Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?
[Chef raises his hand]
Mr. Mackey: Yes Soldier?
Chef: Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
Mr. Mackey: I don't listen to hip-hop!
Chef: Hey!

one of them just farted. can you guess which one?

You'd be mad too if one of your unit was wearing the wrong color uniform.

#4, please step forward and repeat these lines...

It is our willingness to protect America that makes us stronger...

Four Men. One Mission. Thirteen Stripes. Fifty Stars. Sixteen Buttons. Two Mustaches. Six Eyes. Oh, and something about a murder, or whatever...

Move along fellas, General Patton is due any second now

They picked a Kirk Lazarus for the role in Tropic Thunder? But he's white!

Cingular... raising the bar.

Soldier #2's thinking: U.S.A. stands for Un-Sexy Attire

#4 - "Why are you holding my hand?"

That's why I put you on the far end soildier...I guarantee no one will notice that your uniforms a different color.

Okay Prime Minister Mussolini is this okay for the new Italian flag?

Plan Q. Eat the man on your left.

#2 thinking to himself...
Hold the fart...Clinch those cheeks!

Schoolastic Kids Magazine- Item search...which one doesnt fit?

If we don't move maybe they wont see us?

"One of these things is not like the other...which one can it beeeee?"

"#4. Standing on your tippie toes is not going to make a difference. Please release."

"Readyyyy.....O.K! We....Are.... Number....One.... Say We... Are Number........ ......One! GO ARMY!!!! YAY!!!!"

Right now their thinking "US ARMY backwards stands for Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up"

Group chanting...
I don't know what I've been told!
I'm not even brave or bold!

And it was this picture that changed the Ku Klux Klan's robes from a blinding white, to a putrid shade of fecal matter brown. Yes, they pooped themselves...a lot

Cigular wireless, Raising the bar!!!

Stomp The Yard: Operation Free Style

The U.S. Army. Raising the bar.

It's him officer! The one in the uniform. That's the one. I swear I saw him at the scene.

Uncle Hulka?

Someone's been taking their uniform to the dry cleaners, too many times.

(guy on right) dammit...i knew I wore the wrong colored suit today

Trying not too laugh after having some of Spike Lee's joint...

Trying not to laugh after having some of Spike Lee's joint...

"Join the Army, more bars in more places"

these colors doun't run...but they fade without TIDE color safe bleach.

Look busy Colonel's comming!

That's what im talking about, willis.

-"where is solder 5!?!'
-solder 4:- "Burpp.."

Courage Has No Color.

Damn! Only one black guy short of an NBA team!

This is what WOULD have happened if Shaquille O'Neal didn't make it to the NBA.

AT&T: More Bars in More Places

See Mom, me and the guys are still in America -
just ignore the rumors. Love ya - your son.

-If you can't see the sailboat it means you're stupid and you know wha that means

-but I don't wanna be a human shield!

Stadning here we see the first team profitting from the army's new desegregation policy, team "Human Shield".

the few..., the very few, the proud...the marines

One faded soldier.

lol missed out on the at&t reference so here goes..

"Military theme'd same sex marriage photo's :: easily confused as an army unit"

Guy on Far Right: Dammnit I knew I should have used Tide

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

**Sesame Street

'No matter how you tell us or try to dress it up its always a line up'

'Unlike Elvis only one of the jackson five failed to enlist enrol of the American Vietnam Wr'

'Unlike Elvis only one of the Jackson Five failed to enlist enrol of the US Army'

'Can you tell which of our four officers used new Ariel Non Bio'

Operation Black Shield is now in affect.