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CAPTION CONTEST: DANNY TREJO'S VENGEANCE AUTOGRAPHED POSTER GIVEAWAY
With Danny Trejo's Vengeance coming to theaters on October 10th, TrailerAddict has been given 3 poster autographed by Mr. Trejo himself!

Danny Trejo is an undercover cop, accused of a crime he did not commit; regains his freedom and takes vengeance to the streets.





Prizes: Three (3) winners will be given 1 autographed poster.


Contest Start: Now
Contest End: July 21st

For a chance to win a copy, all you must do is provide the best, most entertaining caption for the image below.

*Hint: It is extremely difficult to choose winners with profanity, no matter how funny.

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by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:20PM
Caption #1
We're under the mistletoe. You know what that means.
by yuvalcanfi | July 14, 2013, 5:47AM
Caption #2
Leave kid, Machete don't share.
by Redhead | July 17, 2013, 10:30AM
Caption #3
If you think my sweater is bad.... check out the one we got you to wear!
by flabbybuns | July 13, 2013, 12:22PM
Caption #4
Holidays make me smile. Well, that and killing people.
by sveneduva | July 13, 2013, 1:41PM
Caption #5
- I am sooo underdressed.
- Me to.
- Try smiling. It might help.
- I am smiling.
by sveneduva | July 13, 2013, 1:45PM
Caption #6
- Don't look.
- To late. I am in chock.
- I am smiling and I am going to wave to granny and then shoot you.
- Can't you just shoot me first, please?
by jclatona332 | July 13, 2013, 2:06PM
Caption #7
Oh look! A naked guy with a boner!!
by Ryan1533 | July 13, 2013, 6:04PM
Caption #8
At that very moment they realized something was very wrong....Their Christmas Pekong Duck Relleno was burning.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:13PM
Caption #9
Don't forget to unwrap the presents under the tree.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:15PM
Caption #10
Who's up for some Chinese food?
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:16PM
Caption #11
Happy Holidays from Machete.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:25PM
Caption #12
And hold and say cheese.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:26PM
Caption #13
Merry Half-Christmas. From Machete and Harold.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:30PM
Caption #14
It's never too early to whip out the old yule log.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:31PM
Caption #15
Here comes Kumar our third wise man.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:34PM
Caption #16
Welcome to the Machete Christmas special. Please come in and have some our yule log.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:36PM
Caption #17
Is he stealing my car? No, that's my cousin Ramon pimping your ride. Merry Christmas.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:39PM
Caption #18
The Christmas tree made out of Machetes was a nice touch Harold.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:52PM
Caption #19
Spy Kids 4, Forever Christmas
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 8:55PM
Caption #20
Machete and his new sidekick the tax-man.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:11PM
Caption #21
Bad Santa meet Bad-ass Santa.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:15PM
Caption #22
Look I just stuffed your stocking.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:28PM
Caption #23
We had a deal that we would both wear Christmas sweaters.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:36PM
Caption #24
and that's how Machete saved Christmas.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:40PM
Caption #25
Tune in next time when Machete will save Thanksgiving. Good night.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 9:44PM
Caption #26
Machete 3 Christmas with a Vengeance.
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 10:03PM
Caption #27
Machete: Let me introduce you to my daughter.

Harold: She looks just like you
by Special-K | July 13, 2013, 10:11PM
Caption #28
Welcome! This is my twin brother Harold.
by joshlm2947 | July 13, 2013, 10:31PM
Caption #29
Harold: Oh look, the strippers are finally here.

Machete: ...I should change.
by EEJester | July 14, 2013, 2:38AM
Caption #30
First day on the set of the Harold and Kumar adult holiday special "Hark, The Harold angels strip."
by mojoeseven | July 14, 2013, 5:16AM
Caption #31
"I Will Ask You Again Sir! Did you or did you not look my mother and in front of her children, call her, not once, but three times...! A HO!"
by Velma1000 | July 14, 2013, 7:44AM
Caption #32
Hi....i'm Danny ChristmasTrejo and this is my elf Harold.
by KonaBlue561 | July 14, 2013, 10:53AM
Caption #33
Harold and Machete go to White Castle
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:09AM
Caption #34
The stripper elves are here. Merry Christmas Harold.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:18AM
Caption #35
Come closer so I can show you where I put the mistletoe.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:26AM
Caption #36
Go put on your sweater and come back down and meet the rest of the family.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:39AM
Caption #37
Remember if you find the Christmas pickle you get good luck the rest of the year.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:40AM
Caption #38
Merry Christmas. Just don't feed him after midnight.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:46AM
Caption #39
Damn carolers! Just smile and nod and they'll go away.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 11:47AM
Caption #40
Merry Christmas! Dude, it's July.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 12:15PM
Caption #41
Danny that's too much. Nonsense, add one more bottle of tequila to the eggnog.
by Special-K | July 14, 2013, 1:11PM
Caption #42
Merry Christmas. Thanks Danny, but I'm Jewish.
by GIGERbuzz | July 14, 2013, 6:12PM
Caption #43
A Korean, and a Mexican in a Christmas tree shirt walk into a bar.
by EEJester | July 14, 2013, 7:27PM
Caption #44
Trejo: It was me, I farted!
by Heero | July 14, 2013, 8:12PM
Caption #45
Quick! Act Asian!
by mleyshon | July 14, 2013, 9:52PM
Caption #46
Oh look.........your mother's wearing the same sweater!!
by mleyshon | July 14, 2013, 9:54PM
Caption #47
Somehow I don't think I'm going to pass as your Uncle Xiang.
by Ravax | July 15, 2013, 2:06AM
Caption #48
- Just like in China ain't it?
- I'm from Korea, and only Christians celebrate Christmas.
- Are you a Christian?
- Yes
- No difference, you won't get any presents anyway. Hahahaha
by Tree | July 15, 2013, 9:29AM
Caption #49
I hope I am protected by this ugly Christmas sweater!
by Spaniard | July 15, 2013, 10:39AM
Caption #50
This picture will make a great Christmas card!
by Spaniard | July 15, 2013, 10:42AM
Caption #51
Smile; my wife made it.
by AKComic | July 15, 2013, 12:30PM
Caption #52
Wardrobe assistant Rachel's reputation as a merry prankster on-set came to a quick and terrifying end that day...
by AKComic | July 15, 2013, 12:32PM
Caption #53
"If Danny runs out of weed, we're all gonna die."
by Special-K | July 15, 2013, 3:41PM
Caption #54
Well jingle my bells!
by nowherezen | July 15, 2013, 7:10PM
Caption #55
"Say Hello to my little ELF, Now SMILE"!
by mleyshon | July 15, 2013, 7:30PM
Caption #56
"Machete improvise!"
by versique | July 15, 2013, 11:39PM
Caption #57
That there is 12 days of Christmas Kush.
by Special-K | July 16, 2013, 3:54PM
Caption #58
Look all my cousins came for Christmas.
by Special-K | July 16, 2013, 4:05PM
Caption #59
You said all you wanted for Christmas was me. No, I meant Yu my cousin. I haven't seen him in two years.
by Zubin | July 17, 2013, 8:37AM
Caption #60
Hey babe, I forgot to tell you. My uncle will be joining us for dinner.
by Redhead | July 17, 2013, 10:24AM
Caption #61
I put up so many Christmas lights you can see our house from space!
by Redhead | July 17, 2013, 10:28AM
Caption #62
Of COURSE we invited all of the relatives over! Let me introduce you to all 87 of them.
by Redhead | July 17, 2013, 10:35AM
Caption #63
What? Did you think we would have pinatas, tamales and chili lights all over the house?
by Redhead | July 17, 2013, 10:39AM
Caption #64
My wife is going to LOVE the pit bull puppies I got her for Christmas!
by Special-K | July 17, 2013, 11:06AM
Caption #65
Sit back and enjoy the good old fashioned knife fight. Remember first blood wins.
by Special-K | July 18, 2013, 9:32AM
Caption #66
If you smoke it, they will come. Who? The cops. RUN!
by mleyshon | July 18, 2013, 8:02PM
Caption #67
Her name is Satanico Pandemonium. If you like here I can arrange a meat and greet later tonight.
by Special-K | July 18, 2013, 9:18PM
Caption #68
And that my friend is how Machete saved Christmas.
by Fusionman15 | July 20, 2013, 5:43PM
Caption #69
I will make sure Harold has an amazing time my dear. I'll show him my machete collection..
by Special-K | July 20, 2013, 6:56PM
Caption #70
What's in the Box!?
by Special-K | July 21, 2013, 11:08AM
Caption #71
Now we watch jingle all the way.
by Special-K | July 21, 2013, 9:26PM
Caption #72
Oh, here come some trick or treeters.
by Special-K | July 21, 2013, 9:27PM
Caption #73
Oh, here come some trick or treaters.
by Special-K | July 21, 2013, 9:29PM
Caption #74
I thought it was a formal event! Why didn't you tell me?

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